Escalus . My lord ? Of government the properties to unfold , Would seem in me to affect speech and discourse , Since I am put to know that your own science Exceeds , in that , the lists of all advice My strength can give you : then no more remains , But that , to your sufficiency , as your worth is able , And let them work . The nature of our people , Our city's institutions , and the terms For common justice , you're as pregnant in , As art and practice hath enriched any That we remember . There is our commission , From which we would not have you warp . Call hither , I say , bid come before us Angelo . What figure of us think you he will bear ? For you must know , we have with special soul Elected him our absence to supply , Lent him our terror , drest him with our love , And given his deputation all the organs Of our own power : what think you of it ? If any in Vienna be of worth To undergo such ample grace and honour , It is Lord Angelo . Look where he comes . Always obedient to your Grace's will , I come to know your pleasure . Angelo , There is a kind of character in thy life , That , to th' observer doth thy history Fully unfold . Thyself and thy belongings Are not thine own so proper , as to waste Thyself upon thy virtues , they on thee . Heaven doth with us as we with torches do , Not light them for themselves ; for if our virtues Did not go forth of us , 'twere all alike As if we had them not . Spirits are not finely touch'd But to fine issues , nor Nature never lends The smallest scruple of her excellence , But , like a thrifty goddess , she determines Herself the glory of a creditor , Both thanks and use . But I do bend my speech To one that can my part in him advertise ; Hold , therefore , Angelo : In our remove be thou at full ourself ; Mortality and mercy in Vienna Live in thy tongue and heart . Old Escalus , Though first in question , is thy secondary . Take thy commission . Now , good my lord , Let there be some more test made of my metal , Before so noble and so great a figure Be stamp'd upon it . No more evasion : We have with a leaven'd and prepared choice Proceeded to you ; therefore take your honours . Our haste from hence is of so quick condition That it prefers itself , and leaves unquestion'd Matters of needful value . We shall write to you , As time and our concernings shall importune , How it goes with us ; and do look to know What doth befall you here . So , fare you well : To the hopeful execution do I leave you Of your commissions . Yet , give leave , my lord , That we may bring you something on the way . My haste may not admit it ; Nor need you , on mine honour , have to do With any scruple : your scope is as mine own , So to enforce or qualify the laws As to your soul seems good . Give me your hand ; I'll privily away : I love the people , But do not like to stage me to their eyes . Though it do well , I do not relish well Their loud applause and Aves vehement , Nor do I think the man of safe discretion That does affect it . Once more , fare you well . The heavens give safety to your purposes ! Lead forth and bring you back in happiness ! I thank you . Fare you well . I shall desire you , sir , to give me leave To have free speech with you ; and it concerns me To look into the bottom of my place : A power I have , but of what strength and nature I am not yet instructed . 'Tis so with me . Let us withdraw together , And we may soon our satisfaction have Touching that point . I'll wait upon your honour . If the Duke with the other dukes come not to composition with the King of Hungary , why then , all the dukes fall upon the king . Heaven grant us its peace , but not the King of Hungary's ! Amen . Thou concludest like the sanctimonious pirate , that went to sea with the Ten Commandments , but scraped one out of the table . 'Thou shalt not steal ?' Ay , that he razed . Why , 'twas a commandment to command the captain and all the rest from their functions : they put forth to steal . There's not a soldier of us all , that , in the thanksgiving before meat , doth relish the petition well that prays for peace . I never heard any soldier dislike it . I believe thee , for I think thou never wast where grace was said . No ? a dozen times at least . What , in metre ? In any proportion or in any language . I think , or in any religion . Ay ; why not ? Grace is grace , despite of all controversy : as , for example , thou thyself art a wicked villain , despite of all grace . Well , there went but a pair of shears between us . I grant ; as there may between the lists and the velvet : thou art the list . And thou the velvet : thou art good velvet ; thou art a three-piled piece , I warrant thee . I had as lief be a list of an English kersey as be piled , as thou art piled , for a French velvet . Do I speak feelingly now ? I think thou dost ; and , indeed , with most painful feeling of thy speech : I will , out of thine own confession , learn to begin thy health ; but , whilst I live , forget to drink after thee . I think I have done myself wrong , have I not ? Yes , that thou hast , whether thou art tainted or free . Behold , behold , where Madam Mitigation comes ! I have purchased as many diseases under her roof as come to To what , I pray ? Judge . To three thousand dolours a year . Ay , and more . A French crown more . Thou art always figuring diseases in me ; but thou art full of error : I am sound . Nay , not as one would say , healthy ; but so sound as things that are hollow : thy bones are hollow ; impiety has made a feast of thee . How now ! which of your hips has the most profound sciatica ? Well , well ; there's one yonder arrested and carried to prison was worth five thousand of you all . Who's that , I pray thee ? Marry , sir , that's Claudio , Signior Claudio . Claudio to prison ! 'tis not so . Nay , but I know 'tis so : I saw him arrested ; saw him carried away ; and , which is more , within these three days his head to be chopped off . But , after all this fooling , I would not have it so . Art thou sure of this ? I am too sure of it ; and it is for getting Madam Julietta with child . Believe me , this may be : he promised to meet me two hours since , and he was ever precise in promise-keeping . Besides , you know , it draws something near to the speech we had to such a purpose . But most of all , agreeing with the proclamation . Away ! let's go learn the truth of it . Thus , what with the war , what with the sweat , what with the gallows and what with poverty , I am custom-shrunk . How now ! what's the news with you ? Yonder man is carried to prison . Well : what has he done ? A woman . But what's his offence ? Groping for trouts in a peculiar river . What , is there a maid with child by him ? No ; but there's a woman with maid by him . You have not heard of the proclamation , have you ? What proclamation , man ? All houses of resort in the suburbs of Vienna must be plucked down And what shall become of those in the city ? They shall stand for seed : they had gone down too , but that a wise burgher put in for them . But shall all our houses of resort in the suburbs be pulled down ? To the ground , mistress . Why , here's a change indeed in the commonwealth ! What shall become of me ? Come ; fear not you : good counsellors lack no clients : though you change your place , you need not change your trade ; I'll be your tapster still . Courage ! there will be pity taken on you ; you that have worn your eyes almost out in the service , you will be considered . What's to do here , Thomas tapster ? Let's withdraw . Here comes Signior Claudio , led by the provost to prison ; and there's Madam Juliet . Fellow , why dost thou show me thus to the world ? Bear me to prison , where I am committed . I do it not in evil disposition , But from Lord Angelo by special charge . Thus can the demi-god Authority Make us pay down for our offence' by weight . The words of heaven ; on whom it will , it will ; On whom it will not , so : yet still 'tis just . Why , how now , Claudio ! whence comes this restraint ? From too much liberty , my Lucio , liberty : As surfeit is the father of much fast , So every scope by the immoderate use Turns to restraint . Our natures do pursue Like rats that ravin down their proper bane , A thirsty evil , and when we drink we die . If I could speak so wisely under an arrest , I would send for certain of my creditors . And yet , to say the truth , I had as lief have the foppery of freedom as the morality of imprisonment . What's thy offence , Claudio ? What but to speak of would offend again . What , is't murder ? No . Lechery ? Call it so . Away , sir ! you must go . One word , good friend . Lucio , a word with you . A hundred , if they'll do you any good . Is lechery so looked after ? Thus stands it with me : upon a true contract I got possession of Julietta's bed : You know the lady ; she is fast my wife , Save that we do the denunciation lack Of outward order : this we came not to , Only for propagation of a dower Remaining in the coffer of her friends , From whom we thought it meet to hide our love Till time had made them for us . But it chances The stealth of our most mutual entertainment With character too gross is writ on Juliet . With child , perhaps ? Unhappily , even so . And the new deputy now for the duke , Whether it be the fault and glimpse of newness , Or whether that the body public be A horse whereon the governor doth ride , Who , newly in the seat , that it may know He can command , lets it straight feel the spur ; Whether the tyranny be in his place , Or in his eminence that fills it up , I stagger in :but this new governor Awakes me all the enrolled penalties Which have , like unscour'd armour , hung by the wall So long that nineteen zodiacs have gone round , And none of them been worn ; and , for a name , Now puts the drowsy and neglected act Freshly on me : 'tis surely for a name . I warrant it is : and thy head stands so tickle on thy shoulders that a milkmaid , if she be in love , may sigh it off . Send after the duke and appeal to him . I have done so , but he's not to be found . I prithee , Lucio , do me this kind service . This day my sister should the cloister enter , And there receive her approbation : Acquaint her with the danger of my state ; Implore her , in my voice , that she make friends To the strict deputy ; bid herself assay him : I have great hope in that ; for in her youth There is a prone and speechless dialect , Such as move men ; beside , she hath prosperous art When she will play with reason and discourse , And well she can persuade . I pray she may : as well for the encouragement of the like , which else would stand under grievous imposition , as for the enjoying of thy life , who I would be sorry should be thus foolishly lost at a game of tick-tack . I'll to her . I thank you , good friend Lucio . Within two hours . Come , officer , away ! No , holy father ; throw away that thought : Believe not that the dribbling dart of love Can pierce a complete bosom . Why I desire thee To give me secret harbour , hath a purpose More grave and wrinkled than the aims and ends Of burning youth . May your Grace speak of it ? My holy sir , none better knows than you How I have ever lov'd the life remov'd , And held in idle price to haunt assemblies Where youth , and cost , and witless bravery keeps . I have deliver'd to Lord Angelo A man of stricture and firm abstinence My absolute power and place here in Vienna , And he supposes me travell'd to Poland ; For so I have strew'd it in the common ear , And so it is receiv'd . Now , pious sir , You will demand of me why I do this ? Gladly , my lord . We have strict statutes and most biting laws , The needful bits and curbs to headstrong steeds , Which for this fourteen years we have let sleep ; Even like an o'ergrown lion in a cave , That goes not out to prey . Now , as fond fathers , Having bound up the threat'ning twigs of birch , Only to stick it in their children's sight For terror , not to use , in time the rod Becomes more mock'd than fear'd ; so our decrees , Dead to infliction , to themselves are dead , And liberty plucks justice by the nose ; The baby beats the nurse , and quite athwart Goes all decorum . It rested in your Grace T' unloose this tied-up justice when you pleas'd ; And it in you more dreadful would have seem'd Than in Lord Angelo . I do fear , too dreadful : Sith 'twas my fault to give the people scope , 'Twould be my tyranny to strike and gall them For what I bid them do : for we bid this be done , When evil deeds have their permissive pass And not the punishment . Therefore , indeed , my father , I have on Angelo impos'd the office , Who may , in the ambush of my name , strike home , And yet my nature never in the sight To do it slander . And to behold his sway , I will , as 'twere a brother of your order , Visit both prince and people : therefore , I prithee , Supply me with the habit , and instruct me How I may formally in person bear me Like a true friar . Moe reasons for this action At our more leisure shall I render you ; Only , this one : Lord Angelo is precise ; Stands at a guard with envy ; scarce confesses That his blood flows , or that his appetite Is more to bread than stone : hence shall we see , If power change purpose , what our seemers be . And have you nuns no further privileges ? Are not these large enough ? Yes , truly : I speak not as desiring more , But rather wishing a more strict restraint Upon the sisterhood , the votarists of Saint Clare . Ho ! Peace be in this place ! Who's that which calls ? It is a man's voice . Gentle Isabella , Turn you the key , and know his business of him : You may , I may not ; you are yet unsworn . When you have vow'd , you must not speak with men But in the presence of the prioress : Then , if you speak , you must not show your face , Or , if you show your face , you must not speak . He calls again ; I pray you , answer him . Peace and prosperity ! Who is't that calls ? Hail , virgin , if you be , as those cheek-roses Proclaim you are no less ! Can you so stead me As bring me to the sight of Isabella , A novice of this place , and the fair sister To her unhappy brother Claudio ? Why 'her unhappy brother ?' let me ask ; The rather for I now must make you know I am that Isabella and his sister . Gentle and fair , your brother kindly greets you : Not to be weary with you , he's in prison . Woe me ! for what ? For that which , if myself might be his judge , He should receive his punishment in thanks : He hath got his friend with child . Sir , make me not your story . It is true . I would not , though 'tis my familiar sin With maids to seem the lapwing and to jest , Tongue far from heart , play with all virgins so : I hold you as a thing ensky'd and sainted ; By your renouncement an immortal spirit , And to be talk'd with in sincerity , As with a saint . You do blaspheme the good in mocking me . Do not believe it . Fewness and truth , 'tis thus : Your brother and his lover have embrac'd : As those that feed grow full , as blossoming time That from the seedness the bare fallow brings To teeming foison , even so her plenteous womb Expresseth his full tilth and husbandry . Some one with child by him ? My cousin Juliet ? Is she your cousin ? Adoptedly ; asschool-maids change their names By vain , though apt affection . She it is . O ! let him marry her . This is the point . The duke is very strangely gone from hence ; Bore many gentlemen , myself being one , In hand and hope of action ; but we do learn By those that know the very nerves of state , His givings out were of an infinite distance From his true-meant design . Upon his place , And with full line of his authority , Governs Lord Angelo ; a man whose blood Is very snow-broth ; one who never feels The wanton stings and motions of the sense , But doth rebate and blunt his natural edge With profits of the mind , study and fast . He ,to give fear to use and liberty , Which have for long run by the hideous law , As mice by lions , hath pick'd out an act , Under whose heavy sense your brother's life Falls into forfeit : he arrests him on it , And follows close the rigour of the statute , To make him an example . All hope is gone , Unless you have the grace by your fair prayer To soften Angelo ; and that's my pith of business Twixt you and your poor brother . Doth he so seek his life ? He's censur'd him Already ; and , as I hear , the provost hath A warrant for his execution . Alas ! what poor ability's in me To do him good ? Assay the power you have . My power ? alas ! I doubt Our doubts are traitors , And make us lose the good we oft might win , By fearing to attempt . Go to Lord Angelo , And let him learn to know , when maidens sue , Men give like gods ; but when they weep and kneel , All their petitions are as freely theirs As they themselves would owe them . I'll see what I can do . But speedily . I will about it straight ; No longer staying but to give the Mother Notice of my affair . I humbly thank you : Commend me to my brother ; soon at night I'll send him certain word of my success . I take my leave of you . Good sir , adieu . We must not make a scarecrow of the law , Setting it up to fear the birds of prey , And let it keep one shape , till custom make it Their perch and not their terror . Ay , but yet Let us be keen and rather cut a little , Than fall , and bruise to death . Alas ! this gentleman , Whom I would save , had a most noble father . Let but your honour know , Whom I believe to be most strait in virtue , That , in the working of your own affections , Had time coher'd with place or place with wishing , Or that the resolute acting of your blood Could have attain'd the effect of your own purpose , Whether you had not , some time in your life , Err'd in this point which now you censure him , And pull'd the law upon you . 'Tis one thing to be tempted , Escalus , Another thing to fall . I not deny , The jury , passing on the prisoner's life , May in the sworn twelve have a thief or two Guiltier than him they try ; what's open made to justice , That justice seizes : what know the laws That thieves do pass on thieves ? 'Tis very pregnant , The jewel that we find , we stoop and take it Because we see it ; but what we do not see We tread upon , and never think of it . You may not so extenuate his offence For I have had such faults ; but rather tell me , When I , that censure him , do so offend , Let mine own judgment pattern out my death , And nothing come in partial . Sir , he must die . Be it as your wisdom will . Where is the provost ? Here , if it like your honour . See that Claudio Be executed by nine to-morrow morning : Bring him his confessor , let him be prepar'd ; For that's the utmost of his pilgrimage . Well , heaven forgive him , and forgive us all ! Some rise by sin , and some by virtue fall : Some run from brakes of ice , and answer none , And some condemned for a fault alone . Come , bring them away : if these be good people in a common-weal that do nothing but use their abuses in common houses , I know no law : bring them away . How now , sir ! What's your name , and what's the matter ? If it please your honour , I am the poor duke's constable , and my name is Elbow : I do lean upon justice , sir ; and do bring in here before your good honour two notorious benefactors . Benefactors ! Well ; what benefactors are they ? are they not malefactors ? If it please your honour , I know not well what they are ; but precise villains they are , that I am sure of , and void of all profanation in the world that good Christians ought to have . This comes off well : here's a wise officer . Go to : what quality are they of ? Elbow is your name ? why dost thou not speak , Elbow ? He cannot , sir : he's out at elbow . What are you , sir ? He , sir ! a tapster , sir ; parcel-bawd ; one that serves a bad woman , whose house , sir , was , as they say , plucked down in the suburbs ; and now she professes a hot-house , which , I think , is a very ill house too . How know you that ? My wife , sir , whom I detest before heaven and your honour , How ! thy wife ? Ay , sir ; whom , I thank heaven , is an honest woman , Dost thou detest her therefore ? I say , sir , I will detest myself also , as well as she , that this house , if it be not a bawd's house , it is pity of her life , for it is a naughty house . How dost thou know that , constable ? Marry , sir , by my wife ; who , if she had been a woman cardinally given , might have been accused in fornication , adultery , and all uncleanliness there . By the woman's means ? Ay , sir , by Mistress Overdone's means ; but as she spit in his face , so she defied him . Sir , if it please your honour , this is not so . Prove it before these varlets here , thou honourable man , prove it . Do you hear how he misplaces ? Sir , she came in , great with child , and longing ,saving your honour's reverence ,for stewed prunes . Sir , we had but two in the house , which at that very distant time stood , as it were , in a fruit-dish , a dish of some three-pence ; your honours have seen such dishes ; they are not China dishes , but very good dishes . Go to , go to : no matter for the dish , sir . No , indeed , sir , not of a pin ; you are therein in the right : but to the point . As I say , this Mistress Elbow , being , as I say , with child , and being great-bellied , and longing , as I said , for prunes , and having but two in the dish , as I said , Master Froth here , this very man , having eaten the rest , as I said , and , as I say , paying for them very honestly ; for , as you know , Master Froth , I could not give you three-pence again . No , indeed . Very well : you being then , if you be remembered , cracking the stones of the foresaid prunes , Ay , so I did , indeed . Why , very well : I telling you then , if you be remembered , that such a one and such a one were past cure of the thing you wot of , unless they kept very good diet , as I told you , All this is true . Why , very well then . Come , you are a tedious fool : to the purpose . What was done to Elbow's wife , that he hath cause to complain of ? Come me to what was done to her . Sir , your honour cannot come to that yet . No , sir , nor I mean it not . Sir , but you shall come to it , by your honour's leave . And , I beseech you , look into Master Froth here , sir ; a man of fourscore pound a year , whose father died at Hallowmas . Was't not at Hallowmas , Master Froth ? All-hallownd eve . Why , very well : I hope here be truths . He , sir , sitting , as I say , in a lower chair , sir ; 'twas in the Bunch of Grapes , where indeed , you have a delight to sit , have you not ? I have so , because it is an open room and good for winter . Why , very well then : I hope here be truths . This will last out a night in Russia , When nights are longest there : I'll take my leave , And leave you to the hearing of the cause , Hoping you'll find good cause to whip them all . I think no less . Good morrow to your lordship . Now , sir , come on : what was done to Elbow's wife , once more ? Once , sir ? there was nothing done to her once . I beseech you , sir , ask him what this man did to my wife . I beseech your honour , ask me . Well , sir , what did this gentleman to her ? I beseech you , sir , look in this gentleman's face . Good Master Froth , look upon his honour ; 'tis for a good purpose . Doth your honour mark his face ? Ay , sir , very well . Nay , I beseech you , mark it well . Well , I do so . Doth your honour see any harm in his face ? Why , no . I'll be supposed upon a book , his face is the worst thing about him . Good , then ; if his face be the worst thing about him , how could Master Froth do the constable's wife any harm ? I would know that of your honour . He's in the right . Constable , what say you to it ? First , an' it like you , the house is a respected house ; next , this is a respected fellow , and his mistress is a respected woman . By this hand , sir , his wife is a more respected person than any of us all . Varlet , thou liest : thou liest , wicked varlet . The time is yet to come that she was ever respected with man , woman , or child . Sir , she was respected with him before he married with her . Which is the wiser here ? Justice , or Iniquity ? Is this true ? O thou caitiff ! O thou varlet ! O thou wicked Hannibal ! I respected with her before I was married to her ? If ever I was respected with her , or she with me , let not your worship think me the poor duke's officer . Prove this , thou wicked Hannibal , or I'll have mine action of battery on thee . If he took you a box o' th' ear , you might have your action of slander too . Marry , I thank your good worship for it . What is't your worship's pleasure I shall do with this wicked caitiff ? Truly , officer , because he hath some offences in him that thou wouldest discover if thou couldst , let him continue in his courses till thou knowest what they are . Marry , I thank your worship for it . Thou seest , thou wicked varlet , now , what's come upon thee : thou art to continue now , thou varlet , thou art to continue . Where were you born , friend ? Here in Vienna , sir . Are you of fourscore pounds a year ? Yes , an't please you , sir . So . What trade are you of , sir ? A tapster ; a poor widow's tapster . Your mistress' name ? Mistress Overdone . Hath she had any more than one husband ? Nine , sir ; Overdone by the last . Nine !Come hither to me , Master Froth . Master Froth , I would not have you acquainted with tapsters ; they will draw you , Master Froth , and you will hang them . Get you gone , and let me hear no more of you . I thank your worship . For mine own part , I never come into any room in a taphouse , but I am drawn in . Well : no more of it , Master Froth : farewell . Come you hither to me , Master tapster . What's your name , Master tapster ? Pompey . What else ? Bum , sir . Troth , and your bum is the greatest thing about you , so that , in the beastliest sense , you are Pompey the Great . Pompey , you are partly a bawd , Pompey , howsoever you colour it in being a tapster , are you not ? come , tell me true : it shall be the better for you . Truly , sir , I am a poor fellow that would live . How would you live , Pompey ? by being a bawd ? What do you think of the trade , Pompey ? is it a lawful trade ? If the law would allow it , sir . But the law will not allow it , Pompey ; nor it shall not be allowed in Vienna . Does your worship mean to geld and splay all the youth of the city ? No , Pompey . Truly , sir , in my humble opinion , they will to't then . If your worship will take order for the drabs and the knaves , you need not to fear the bawds . There are pretty orders beginning , I can tell you : it is but heading and hanging . If you head and hang all that offend that way but for ten year together , you'll be glad to give out a commission for more heads . If this law hold in Vienna ten year , I'll rent the fairest house in it after threepence a bay . If you live to see this come to pass , say , Pompey told you so . Thank you , good Pompey ; and , in requital of your prophecy , hark you : I advise you , let me not find you before me again upon any complaint whatsoever ; no , not for dwelling where you do : if I do , Pompey , I shall beat you to your tent , and prove a shrewd C sar to you . In plain dealing , Pompey , I shall have you whipt . So , for this time , Pompey , fare you well . I thank your worship for your good counsel ; but I shall follow it as the flesh and fortune shall better determine . Whip me ! No , no ; let carman whip his jade ; The valiant heart's not whipt out of his trade . Come hither to me , Master Elbow ; come hither , Master constable . How long have you been in this place of constable ? Seven year and a half , sir . I thought , by your readiness in the office , you had continued in it some time . You say , seven years together ? And a half , sir . Alas ! it hath been great pains to you ! They do you wrong to put you so oft upon 't . Are there not men in your ward sufficient to serve it ? Faith , sir , few of any wit in such matters . As they are chosen , they are glad to choose me for them : I do it for some piece of money , and go through with all . Look you bring me in the names of some six or seven , the most sufficient of your parish . To your worship's house , sir ? To my house . Fare you well . What's o'clock , think you ? Eleven , sir . I pray you home to dinner with me . I humbly thank you . It grieves me for the death of Claudio ; But there is no remedy . Lord Angelo is severe . It is but needful : Mercy is not itself , that oft looks so ; Pardon is still the nurse of second woe . But yet , poor Claudio ! There's no remedy . Come , sir . He's hearing of a cause : he will come straight : I'll tell him of you . Pray you , do . I'll know His pleasure ; may be he will relent . Alas ! He hath but as offended in a dream : All sects , all ages smack of this vice , and he To die for it ! Now , what's the matter , provost ? Is it your will Claudio shall die to-morrow ? Did I not tell thee , yea ? hadst thou not order ? Why dost thou ask again ? Lest I might be too rash . Under your good correction , I have seen , When , after execution , Judgment hath Repented o'er his doom . Go to ; let that be mine : Do you your office , or give up your place , And you shall well be spar'd . I crave your honour's pardon . What shall be done , sir , with the groaning Juliet ? She's very near her hour . Dispose of her To some more fitter place ; and that with speed . Here is the sister of the man condemn'd Desires access to you . Hath he a sister ? Ay , my good lord ; a very virtuous maid , And to be shortly of a sisterhood , If not already . Well , let her be admitted . See you the fornicatress be remov'd : Let her have needful , but not lavish , means ; There shall be order for't . God save your honour ! Stay a little while . You're welcome : what's your will ? I am a woful suitor to your honour , Please but your honour hear me . Well ; what's your suit ? There is a vice that most I do abhor , And most desire should meet the blow of justice , For which I would not plead , but that I must ; For which I must not plead , but that I am At war 'twixt will and will not . Well ; the matter ? I have a brother is condemn'd to die : I do beseech you , let it be his fault , And not my brother . Heaven give thee moving graces ! Condemn the fault , and not the actor of it ? Why , every fault's condemn'd ere it be done . Mine were the very cipher of a function , To fine the faults whose fine stands in record , And let go by the actor . O just , but severe law ! I had a brother , then .Heaven keep your honour ! Give't not o'er so : to him again , entreat him ; Kneel down before him , hang upon his gown ; You are too cold ; if you should need a pin , You could not with more tame a tongue desire it . To him . I say ! Must he needs die ? Maiden , no remedy . Yes ; I do think that you might pardon him , And neither heaven nor man grieve at the mercy . I will not do't . But can you , if you would ? Look , what I will not , that I cannot do . But might you do't , and do the world no wrong , If so your heart were touch'd with that remorse As mine is to him ? He's sentenc'd : 'tis too late . You are too cold . Too late ? why , no ; I , that do speak a word , May call it back again . Well , believe this , No ceremony that to great ones 'longs , Not the king's crown , nor the deputed sword , The marshal's truncheon , nor the judge's robe , Become them with one half so good a grace As mercy does . If he had been as you , and you as he , You would have slipt like him ; but he , like you , Would not have been so stern . Pray you , be gone . I would to heaven I had your potency , And you were Isabel ! should it then be thus ? No ; I would tell what 'twere to be a judge , And what a prisoner . Ay , touch him ; there's the vein . Your brother is a forfeit of the law , And you but waste your words . Alas ! alas ! Why , all the souls that were were forfeit once ; And He that might the vantage best have took , Found out the remedy . How would you be , If He , which is the top of judgment , should But judge you as you are ? O ! think on that , And mercy then will breathe within your lips , Like man new made . Be you content , fair maid ; It is the law , not I , condemn your brother : Were he my kinsman , brother , or my son , It should be thus with him : he must die to-morrow . To-morrow ! O ! that's sudden ! Spare him , spare him ! He's not prepar'd for death . Even for our kitchens We kill the fowl of season : shall we serve heaven With less respect than we do minister To our gross selves ? Good , good my lord , bethink you : Who is it that hath died for this offence ? There's many have committed it . Ay , well said . The law hath not been dead , though it hath slept : Those many had not dar'd to do that evil , If that the first that did th' edict infringe Had answer'd for his deed : now 'tis awake , Takes note of what is done , and , like a prophet , Looks in a glass , that shows what future evils , Either new , or by remissness new-conceiv'd , And so in progress to be hatch'd and born , Are now to have no successive degrees , But , ere they live , to end . Yet show some pity . I show it most of all when I show justice ; For then I pity those I do not know , Which a dismiss'd offence would after gall , And do him right , that , answering one foul wrong , Lives not to act another . Be satisfied : Your brother dies to-morrow : be content . So you must be the first that gives this sentence , And he that suffers . O ! it is excellent To have a giant's strength , but it is tyrannous To use it like a giant . That's well said . Could great men thunder As Jove himself does , Jove would ne'er be quiet , For every pelting , petty officer Would use his heaven for thunder ; nothing but thunder . Merciful heaven ! Thou rather with thy sharp and sulphurous bolt Split'st the unwedgeable and gnarled oak Than the soft myrtle ; but man , proud man , Drest in a little brief authority , Most ignorant of what he's most assur'd , His glassy essence , like an angry ape , Plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven As make the angels weep ; who , with our spleens , Would all themselves laugh mortal . O , to him , to him , wench ! He will relent : He's coming : I perceive't . Pray heaven she win him ! We cannot weigh our brother with ourself : Great men may jest with saints ; 'tis wit in them , But , in the less foul profanation . Thou'rt in the right , girl : more o' that . That in the captain's but a choleric word , Which in the soldier is flat blasphemy . Art advis'd o' that ? more on 't . Why do you put these sayings upon me ? Because authority , though it err like others , Hath yet a kind of medicine in itself , That skins the vice o' the top . Go to your bosom ; Knock there , and ask your heart what it doth know That's like my brother's fault : if it confess A natural guiltiness such as is his , Let it not sound a thought upon your tongue Against my brother's life . She speaks , and 'tis Such sense that my sense breeds with it . Fare you well . Gentle my lord , turn back . I will bethink me . Come again to-morrow . Hark how I'll bribe you . Good my lord , turn back . How ! bribe me ? Ay , with such gifts that heaven shall share with you . You had marr'd all else . Not with fond sicles of the tested gold , Or stones whose rates are either rich or poor As fancy values them ; but with true prayers That shall be up at heaven and enter there Ere sun-rise : prayers from preserved souls , From fasting maids whose minds are dedicate To nothing temporal . Well ; come to me to-morrow . Go to ; 'tis well : away ! Heaven keep your honour safe ! Amen : For I am that way going to temptation , Where prayers cross . At what hour to-morrow Shall I attend your lordship ? At any time 'fore noon . Save your honour ! From thee ; even from thy virtue ! What's this ? what's this ? Is this her fault or mine ? The tempter or the tempted , who sins most ? Ha ! Not she ; nor doth she tempt : but it is I , That , lying by the violet in the sun , Do as the carrion does , not as the flower , Corrupt with virtuous season . Can it be That modesty may more betray our sense Than woman's lightness ? Having waste ground enough , Shall we desire to raze the sanctuary , And pitch our evils there ? O , fie , fie , fie ! What dost thou , or what art thou , Angelo ? Dost thou desire her foully for those things That make her good ? O , let her brother live ! Thieves for their robbery have authority When judges steal themselves . What ! do I love her , That I desire to hear her speak again , And feast upon her eyes ? What is't I dream on ? O cunning enemy , that , to catch a saint , With saints dost bait thy hook ! Most dangerous Is that temptation that doth goad us on To sin in loving virtue : never could the strumpet , With all her double vigour , art and nature , Once stir my temper ; but this virtuous maid Subdues me quite . Ever till now , When men were fond , I smil'd and wonder'd how . Hail to you , provost ! so I think you are . I am the provost . What's your will , good friar ? Bound by my charity and my bless'd order , I come to visit the afflicted spirits Here in the prison : do me the common right To let me see them and to make me know The nature of their crimes , that I may minister To them accordingly . I would do more than that , if more were needful . Look , here comes one : a gentlewoman of mine , Who , falling in the flaws of her own youth , Hath blister'd her report . She is with child , And he that got it , sentenc'd ; a young man More fit to do another such offence , Than die for this . When must he die ? As I do think , to-morrow . I have provided for you : stay a while , And you shall be conducted . Repent you , fair one , of the sin you carry ? I do , and bear the shame most patiently . I'll teach you how you shall arraign your conscience , And try your penitence , if it be sound , Or hollowly put on . I'll gladly learn . Love you the man that wrong'd you ? Yes , as I love the woman that wrong'd him . So then it seems your most offenceful act Was mutually committed ? Mutually . Then was your sin of heavier kind than his . I do confess it , and repent it , father . 'Tis meet so , daughter : but lest you do repent , As that the sin hath brought you to this shame , Which sorrow is always toward ourselves , not heaven , Showing we would not spare heaven as we love it , But as we stand in fear , I do repent me , as it is an evil , And take the shame with joy . There rest . Your partner , as I hear , must die to-morrow , And I am going with instruction to him . God's grace go with you ! Benedicite ! Must die to-morrow ! O injurious love , That respites me a life , whose very comfort Is still a dying horror ! 'Tis pity of him . When I would pray and think , I think and pray To several subjects : heaven hath my empty words , Whilst my invention , hearing not my tongue , Anchors on Isabel : heaven in my mouth , As if I did but only chew his name , And in my heart the strong and swelling evil Of my conception . The state , whereon I studied , Is like a good thing , being often read , Grown fear'd and tedious ; yea , my gravity , Wherein , let no man hear me , I take pride , Could I with boot change for an idle plume , Which the air beats for vain . O place ! O form ! How often dost thou with thy case , thy habit , Wrench awe from fools , and tie the wiser souls To thy false seeming ! Blood , thou art blood : Let's write good angel on the devil's horn , 'Tis not the devil's crest . How now ! who's there ? One Isabel , a sister , Desires access to you . Teach her the way . O heavens ! Why does my blood thus muster to my heart , Making both it unable for itself , And dispossessing all my other parts Of necessary fitness ? So play the foolish throngs with one that swounds ; Come all to help him , and so stop the air By which he should revive : and even so The general , subject to a well-wish'd king , Quit their own part , and in obsequious fondness Crowd to his presence , where their untaught love Must needs appear offence . How now , fair maid ! I am come to know your pleasure . That you might know it , would much better please me , Than to demand what 'tis . Your brother cannot live . Even so . Heaven keep your honour ! Yet may he live awhile ; and , it may be , As long as you or I : yet he must die . Under your sentence ? Yea . When , I beseech you ? that in his reprieve , Longer or shorter , he may be so fitted That his soul sicken not . Ha ! fie , these filthy vices ! It were as good To pardon him that hath from nature stolen A man already made , as to remit Their saucy sweetness that do coin heaven's image In stamps that are forbid : 'tis all as easy Falsely to take away a life true made , As to put metal in restrained means To make a false one . 'Tis set down so in heaven , but not in earth . Say you so ? then I shall pose you quickly . Which had you rather , that the most just law Now took your brother's life ; or , to redeem him , Give up your body to such sweet uncleanness As she that he hath stain'd ? Sir , believe this , I had rather give my body than my soul . I talk not of your soul . Our compell'd sins Stand more for number than for accompt . How say you ? Nay , I'll not warrant that ; for I can speak Against the thing I say . Answer to this : I , now the voice of the recorded law , Pronounce a sentence on your brother's life : Might there not be a charity in sin To save this brother's life ? Please you to do't , I'll take it as a peril to my soul ; It is no sin at all , but charity . Pleas'd you to do't , at peril of your soul , Were equal poise of sin and charity . That I do beg his life , if it be sin , Heaven let me bear it ! you granting of my suit , If that be sin , I'll make it my morn prayer To have it added to the faults of mine , And nothing of your answer . Nay , but hear me . Your sense pursues not mine : either you are ignorant , Or seem so craftily ; and that's not good . Let me be ignorant , and in nothing good , But graciously to know I am no better . Thus wisdom wishes to appear most bright When it doth tax itself ; as these black masks Proclaim an enshield beauty ten times louder Than beauty could , display'd . But mark me ; To be received plain , I'll speak more gross : Your brother is to die . So . And his offence is so , as it appears Accountant to the law upon that pain . True . Admit no other way to save his life , As I subscribe not that , nor any other , But in the loss of question ,that you , his sister , Finding yourself desir'd of such a person , Whose credit with the judge , or own great place , Could fetch your brother from the manacles Of the all-building law ; and that there were No earthly mean to save him , but that either You must lay down the treasures of your body To this suppos'd , or else to let him suffer ; What would you do ? As much for my poor brother , as myself : That is , were I under the terms of death , Th' impression of keen whips I'd wear as rubies , And strip myself to death , as to a bed That , longing , have been sick for , ere I'd yield My body up to shame . Then must your brother die . And 'twere the cheaper way : Better it were a brother died at once , Than that a sister , by redeeming him , Should die for ever . Were not you then as cruel as the sentence That you have slander'd so ? Ignomy in ransom and free pardon Are of two houses : lawful mercy Is nothing kin to foul redemption . You seem'd of late to make the law a tyrant ; And rather prov'd the sliding of your brother A merriment than a vice . O , pardon me , my lord ! it oft falls out , To have what we would have , we speak not what we mean . I something do excuse the thing I hate , For his advantage that I dearly love . We are all frail . Else let my brother die , If not a feodary , but only he Owe and succeed thy weakness . Nay , women are frail too . Ay , as the glasses where they view themselves , Which are as easy broke as they make forms . Women ! Help heaven ! men their creation mar In profiting by them . Nay , call us ten times frail , For we are soft as our complexions are , And credulous to false prints . I think it well : And from this testimony of your own sex , Since I suppose we are made to be no stronger Than faults may shake our frames ,let me be bold ; I do arrest your words . Be that you are , That is , a woman ; if you be more , you're none ; If you be one , as you are well express'd By all external warrants , show it now , By putting on the destin'd livery . I have no tongue but one : gentle my lord , Let me entreat you speak the former language . Plainly conceive , I love you . My brother did love Juliet ; and you tell me That he shall die for't . He shall not , Isabel , if you give me love . I know your virtue hath a licence in't . Which seems a little fouler than it is , To pluck on others . Believe me , on mine honour , My words express my purpose . Ha ! little honour to be much believ'd , And most pernicious purpose ! Seeming , seeming ! I will proclaim thee , Angelo ; look for't : Sign me a present pardon for my brother , Or with an outstretch'd throat I'll tell the world aloud What man thou art . Who will believe thee , Isabel ? My unsoil'd name , the austereness of my life , My vouch against you , and my place i' the state , Will so your accusation overweigh , That you shall stifle in your own report And smell of calumny . I have begun ; And now I give my sensual race the rein : Fit thy consent to my sharp appetite ; Lay by all nicety and prolixious blushes , That banish what they sue for ; redeem thy brother By yielding up thy body to my will , Or else he must not only die the death , But thy unkindness shall his death draw out To lingering sufferance . Answer me to-morrow , Or , by the affection that now guides me most , I'll prove a tyrant to him . As for you , Say what you can , my false o'erweighs your true . To whom should I complain ? Did I tell this , Who would believe me ? O perilous mouths ! That bear in them one and the self-same tongue , Either of condemnation or approof , Bidding the law make curt'sy to their will ; Hooking both right and wrong to th' appetite , To follow as it draws . I'll to my brother : Though he hath fallen by prompture of the blood , Yet hath he in him such a mind of honour , That , had he twenty heads to tender down On twenty bloody blocks , he'd yield them up , Before his sister should her body stoop To such abhorr'd pollution . Then , Isabel , live chaste , and , brother , die : More than our brother is our chastity . I'll tell him yet of Angelo's request , And fit his mind to death , for his soul's rest . So then you hope of pardon from Lord Angelo ? The miserable have no other medicine But only hope : I have hope to live , and am prepar'd to die . Be absolute for death ; either death or life Shall thereby be the sweeter . Reason thus with life : If I do lose thee , I do lose a thing That none but fools would keep : a breath thou art , Servile to all the skyey influences , That dost this habitation , where thou keep'st , Hourly afflict . Merely , thou art death's fool ; For him thou labour'st by thy flight to shun , And yet run'st toward him still . Thou art not noble : For all th' accommodations that thou bear'st Are nurs'd by baseness . Thou art by no means valiant ; For thou dost fear the soft and tender fork Of a poor worm . Thy best of rest is sleep , And that thou oft provok'st ; yet grossly fear'st Thy death , which is no more . Thou art not thyself ; For thou exist'st on many a thousand grains That issue out of dust . Happy thou art not ; For what thou hast not , still thou striv'st to get , And what thou hast , forget'st . Thou art not certain ; For thy complexion shifts to strange effects , After the moon . If thou art rich , thou'rt poor ; For , like an ass whose back with ingots bows , Thou bear'st thy heavy riches but a journey , And death unloads thee . Friend hast thou none ; For thine own bowels , which do call thee sire , The mere effusion of thy proper loins , Do curse the gout , serpigo , and the rheum , For ending thee no sooner . Thou hast nor youth nor age ; But , as it were , an after-dinner's sleep , Dreaming on both ; for all thy blessed youth Becomes as aged , and doth beg the alms Of palsied eld ; and when thou art old and rich , Thou hast neither heat , affection , limb , nor beauty , To make thy riches pleasant . What's yet in this That bears the name of life ? Yet in this life Lie hid moe thousand deaths : yet death we fear , That makes these odds all even . I humbly thank you . To sue to live , I find I seek to die , And , seeking death , find life : let it come on . What ho ! Peace here ; grace and good company ! Who's there ? come in : the wish deserves a welcome . Dear sir , ere long I'll visit you again . Most holy sir , I thank you . My business is a word or two with Claudio . And very welcome . Look , signior ; here's your sister . Provost , a word with you . As many as you please . Bring me to hear them speak , where I may be conceal'd . Now , sister , what's the comfort ? Why , as all comforts are ; most good , most good indeed . Lord Angelo , having affairs to heaven , Intends you for his swift ambassador , Where you shall be an everlasting leiger : Therefore , your best appointment make with speed ; To-morrow you set on . Is there no remedy ? None , but such remedy , as to save a head To cleave a heart in twain . But is there any ? Yes , brother , you may live : There is a devilish mercy in the judge , If you'll implore it , that will free your life , But fetter you till death . Perpetual durance ? Ay , just ; perpetual durance , a restraint , Though all the world's vastidity you had , To a determin'd scope . But in what nature ? In such a one as , you consenting to't , Would bark your honour from that trunk you bear , And leave you naked . Let me know the point . O , I do fear thee , Claudio ; and I quake , Lest thou a feverous life shouldst entertain , And six or seven winters more respect Than a perpetual honour . Dar'st thou die ? The sense of death is most in apprehension , And the poor beetle , that we tread upon , In corporal sufferance finds a pang as great As when a giant dies . Why give you me this shame ? Think you I can a resolution fetch From flowery tenderness ? If I must die , I will encounter darkness as a bride , And hug it in mine arms . There spake my brother : there my father's grave Did utter forth a voice . Yes , thou must die : Thou art too noble to conserve a life In base appliances . This outward-sainted deputy , Whose settled visage and deliberate word Nips youth i' the head , and follies doth enmew As falcon doth the fowl , is yet a devil ; His filth within being cast , he would appear A pond as deep as hell . The prenzie Angelo ? O , 'tis the cunning livery of hell , The damned'st body to invest and cover In prenzie guards ! Dost thou think , Claudio ? If I would yield him my virginity , Thou mightst be freed . O heavens ! it cannot be . Yes , he would give't thee , from this rank offence , So to offend him still . This night's the time That I should do what I abhor to name , Or else thou diest to-morrow . Thou shalt not do't . O ! were it but my life , I'd throw it down for your deliverance As frankly as a pin . Thanks , dear Isabel . Be ready , Claudio , for your death to-morrow . Yes . Has he affections in him , That thus can make him bite the law by the nose , When he would force it ? Sure , it is no sin ; Or of the deadly seven it is the least . Which is the least ? If it were damnable , he being so wise , Why would he for the momentary trick Be perdurably fin'd ? O Isabel ! What says my brother ? Death is a fearful thing . And shamed life a hateful . Ay , but to die , and go we know not where ; To lie in cold obstruction and to rot ; This sensible warm motion to become A kneaded clod ; and the delighted spirit To bathe in fiery floods , or to reside In thrilling region of thick-ribbed ice ; To be imprison'd in the viewless winds , And blown with restless violence round about The pendant world ; or to be worse than worst Of those that lawless and incertain thoughts Imagine howling : 'tis too horrible ! The weariest and most loathed worldly life That age , ache , penury and imprisonment Can lay on nature is a paradise To what we fear of death . Alas ! alas ! Sweet sister , let me live : What sin you do to save a brother's life , Nature dispenses with the deed so far That it becomes a virtue . O you beast ! O faithless coward ! O dishonest wretch ! Wilt thou be made a man out of my vice ? Is't not a kind of incest , to take life From thine own sister's shame ? What should I think ? Heaven shield my mother play'd my father fair ; For such a warped slip of wilderness Ne'er issu'd from his blood . Take my defiance ; Die , perish ! Might but my bending down Reprieve thee from thy fate , it should proceed . I'll pray a thousand prayers for thy death , No word to save thee . Nay , hear me , Isabel . O , fie , fie , fie ! Thy sin's not accidental , but a trade . Mercy to thee would prove itself a bawd : 'Tis best that thou diest quickly . O hear me , Isabella . Vouchsafe a word , young sister , but one word . What is your will ? Might you dispense with your leisure , I would by and by have some speech with you : the satisfaction I would require is likewise your own benefit . I have no superfluous leisure : my stay must be stolen out of other affairs ; but I will attend you a while . Son , I have overheard what hath past between you and your sister . Angelo had never the purpose to corrupt her ; only he hath made an assay of her virtue to practise his judgment with the disposition of natures . She , having the truth of honour in her , hath made him that gracious denial which he is most glad to receive : I am confessor to Angelo , and I know this to be true ; therefore prepare yourself to death . Do not satisfy your resolution with hopes that are fallible : to-morrow you must die ; go to your knees and make ready . Let me ask my sister pardon . I am so out of love with life that I will sue to be rid of it . Hold you there : farewell . Provost , a word with you . What's your will , father ? That now you are come , you will be gone . Leave me awhile with the maid : my mind promises with my habit no loss shall touch her by my company . In good time . The hand that hath made you fair hath made you good : the goodness that is cheap in beauty makes beauty brief in goodness ; but grace , being the soul of your complexion , shall keep the body of it ever fair . The assault that Angelo hath made to you , fortune hath conveyed to my understanding ; and , but that frailty hath examples for his falling , I should wonder at Angelo . How would you do to content this substitute , and to save your brother ? I am now going to resolve him ; I had rather my brother die by the law than my son should be unlawfully born . But O , how much is the good duke deceived in Angelo ! If ever he return and I can speak to him . I will open my lips in vain , or discover his government . That shall not be much amiss : yet , as the matter now stands , he will avoid your accusation ; 'he made trial of you only .' Therefore , fasten your ear on my advisings : to the love I have in doing good a remedy presents itself . I do make myself believe that you may most uprighteously do a poor wronged lady a merited benefit , redeem your brother from the angry law , do no stain to your own gracious person , and much please the absent duke , if peradventure he shall ever return to have hearing of this business . Let me hear you speak further . I have spirit to do anything that appears not foul in the truth of my spirit . Virtue is bold , and goodness never fearful . Have you not heard speak of Mariana , the sister of Frederick , the great soldier who miscarried at sea ? I have heard of the lady , and good words went with her name . She should this Angelo have married ; was affianced to her by oath , and the nuptial appointed : between which time of the contract , and limit of the solemnity , her brother Frederick was wracked at sea , having in that perished vessel the dowry of his sister . But mark how heavily this befell to the poor gentlewoman : there she lost a noble and renowned brother , in his love toward her ever most kind and natural ; with him the portion and sinew of her fortune , her marriage-dowry with both , her combinate husband , this well-seeming Angelo . Can this be so ? Did Angelo so leave her ? Left her in her tears , and dried not one of them with his comfort ; swallowed his vows whole , pretending in her discoveries of dishonour : in few , bestowed her on her own lamentation , which she yet wears for his sake ; and he , a marble to her tears , is washed with them , but relents not . What a merit were it in death to take this poor maid from the world ! What corruption in this life , that it will let this man live ! But how out of this can she avail ? It is a rupture that you may easily heal ; and the cure of it not only saves your brother , but keeps you from dishonour in doing it . Show me how , good father . This forenamed maid hath yet in her the continuance of her first affection : his unjust unkindness , that in all reason should have quenched her love , hath , like an impediment in the current , made it more violent and unruly . Go you to Angelo : answer his requiring with a plausible obedience : agree with his demands to the point ; only refer yourself to this advantage , first , that your stay with him may not be long , that the time may have all shadow and silence in it , and the place answer to convenience . This being granted in course , and now follows all , we shall advise this wronged maid to stead up your appointment , go in your place ; if the encounter acknowledge itself hereafter , it may compel him to her recompense ; and here by this is your brother saved , your honour untainted , the poor Mariana advantaged , and the corrupt deputy scaled . The maid will I frame and make fit for his attempt . If you think well to carry this , as you may , the doubleness of the benefit defends the deceit from reproof . What think you of it ? The image of it gives me content already , and I trust it will grow to a most prosperous perfection . It lies much in your holding up . Haste you speedily to Angelo : if for this night he entreat you to his bed , give him promise of satisfaction . I will presently to St . Luke's ; there , at the moated grange , resides this dejected Mariana : at that place call upon me , and dispatch with Angelo , that it may be quickly . I thank you for this comfort . Fare you well , good father . Nay , if there be no remedy for it , but that you will needs buy and sell men and women like beasts , we shall have all the world drink brown and white bastard . O heavens ! what stuff is here ? 'Twas never merry world , since , of two usuries , the merriest was put down , and the worser allowed by order of law a furred gown to keep him warm ; and furred with fox and lamb skins too , to signify that craft , being richer than innocency , stands for the facing . Come your way , sir . Bless you , good father friar . And you , good brother father . What offence hath this man made you , sir ? Marry , sir , he hath offended the law : and , sir , we take him to be a thief too , sir ; for we have found upon him , sir , a strange picklock , which we have sent to the deputy . Fie , sirrah : a bawd , a wicked bawd ! The evil that thou causest to be done , That is thy means to live . Do thou but think What 'tis to cram a maw or clothe a back From such a filthy vice : say to thyself , From their abominable and beastly touches I drink , I eat , array myself , and live . Canst thou believe thy living is a life , So stinkingly depending ? Go mend , go mend . Indeed , it does stink in some sort , sir ; but yet , sir , I would prove Nay , if the devil have given thee proofs for sin , Thou wilt prove his . Take him to prison , officer ; Correction and instruction must both work Ere this rude beast will profit . He must before the deputy , sir ; he has given him warning . The deputy cannot abide a whoremaster : if he be a whoremonger , and comes before him , he were as good go a mile on his errand . That we were all , as some would seem to be , From our faults , as faults from seeming , free ! His neck will come to your waist ,a cord , sir . I spy comfort : I cry , bail . Here's a gentleman and a friend of mine . How now , noble Pompey ! What , at the wheels of C sar ? Art thou led in triumph ? What , is there none of Pygmalion's images , newly made woman , to he had now , for putting the hand in the pocket and extracting it clutched ? What reply ? ha ? What say'st thou to this tune , matter and method ? Is't not drowned i' the last rain , ha ? What sayest thou Trot ? Is the world as it was , man ? Which is the way ? Is it sad , and few words , or how ? The trick of it ? Still thus , and thus , still worse ! How doth my dear morsel , thy mistress ? Procures she still , ha ? Troth , sir , she hath eaten up all her beef , and she is herself in the tub . Why , 'tis good ; it is the right of it ; it must be so : ever your fresh whore and your powdered bawd : an unshunned consequence ; it must be so . Art going to prison , Pompey ? Yes , faith , sir . Why , 'tis not amiss , Pompey . Farewell . Go , say I sent thee thither . For debt , Pompey ? or how ? For being a bawd , for being a bawd . Well , then , imprison him . If imprisonment be the due of a bawd , why , 'tis his right : bawd is he , doubtless , and of antiquity too ; bawd-born . Farewell , good Pompey . Commend me to the prison , Pompey . You will turn good husband now , Pompey ; you will keep the house . I hope , sir , your good worship will be my bail . No , indeed will I not , Pompey ; it is not the wear . I will pray , Pompey , to increase your bondage : if you take it not patiently , why , your mettle is the more . Adieu , trusty Pompey . Bless you , friar . And you . Does Bridget paint still , Pompey , ha ? Come your ways , sir ; come . You will not bail me then , sir ? Then , Pompey , nor now . What news abroad , friar ? What news ? Come your ways , sir ; come . Go to kennel , Pompey ; go . What news , friar , of the duke ? I know none . Can you tell me of any ? Some say he is with the Emperor of Russia ; other some , he is in Rome : but where is he , think you ? I know not where ; but wheresoever , I wish him well . It was a mad fantastical trick of him to steal from the state , and usurp the beggary he was never born to . Lord Angelo dukes it well in his absence ; he puts transgression to't . He does well in't . A little more lenity to lechery would do no harm in him : something too crabbed that way , friar . It is too general a vice , and severity must cure it . Yes , in good sooth , the vice is of a great kindred ; it is well allied ; but it is impossible to extirp it quite , friar , till eating and drinking be put down . They say this Angelo was not made by man and woman after this downright way of creation : is it true , think you ? How should he be made , then ? Some report a sea-maid spawn'd him ; some that he was begot between two stock-fishes . But it is certain that when he makes water his urine is congealed ice ; that I know to be true ; and he is a motion generative ; that's infallible . You are pleasant , sir , and speak apace . Why , what a ruthless thing is this in him , for the rebellion of a cod-piece to take away the life of a man ! Would the duke that is absent have done this ? Ere he would have hanged a man for the getting a hundred bastards , he would have paid for the nursing a thousand : he had some feeling of the sport ; he knew the service , and that instructed him to mercy . I never heard the absent duke much detected for women ; he was not inclined that way . O , sir , you are deceived . 'Tis not possible . Who ? not the duke ? yes , your beggar of fifty , and his use was to put a ducat in her clack-dish ; the duke had crotchets in him . He would be drunk too ; that let me inform you . You do him wrong , surely . Sir , I was an inward of his . A shy fellow was the duke ; and , I believe I know the cause of his withdrawing . What , I prithee , might be the cause ? No , pardon ; 'tis a secret must be locked within the teeth and the lips ; but this I can let you understand , the greater file of the subject held the duke to be wise . Wise ! why , no question but he was . A very superficial , ignorant , unweighing fellow . Either this is envy in you , folly , or mistaking : the very stream of his life and the business he hath helmed must , upon a warranted need , give him a better proclamation . Let him be but testimonied in his own bringings forth , and he shall appear to the envious a scholar , a statesman and a soldier . Therefore you speak unskilfully ; or , if your knowledge be more , it is much darkened in your malice . Sir , I know him , and I love him . Love talks with better knowledge , and knowledge with dearer love . Come , sir , I know what I know . I can hardly believe that , since you know not what you speak . But , if ever the duke return ,as our prayers are he may ,let me desire you to make your answer before him : if it be honest you have spoke , you have courage to maintain it . I am bound to call upon you ; and , I pray you , your name ? Sir , my name is Lucio , well known to the duke . He shall know you better , sir , if I may live to report you . I fear you not . O ! you hope the duke will return no more , or you imagine me too unhurtful an opposite . But indeed I can do you little harm ; you'll forswear this again . I'll be hanged first : thou art deceived in me , friar . But no more of this . Canst thou tell if Claudio die to-morrow or no ? Why should he die , sir ? Why ? for filling a bottle with a tundish . I would the duke we talk of were returned again : this ungenitured agent will unpeople the province with continency ; sparrows must not build in his house-eaves , because they are lecherous . The duke yet would have dark deeds darkly answered ; he would never bring them to light : would he were returned ! Marry , this Claudio is condemned for untrussing . Farewell , good friar ; I prithee , pray for me . The duke , I say to thee again , would eat mutton on Fridays . He's not past it yet , and I say to thee , he would mouth with a beggar , though she smelt brown bread and garlic : say that I said so . Farewell . No might nor greatness in mortality Can censure 'scape : back-wounding calumny The whitest virtue strikes . What king so strong Can tie the gall up in the slanderous tongue ? But who comes here ? Go ; away with her to prison ! Good my lord , be good to me ; your honour is accounted a merciful man ; good my lord . Double and treble admonition , and still forfeit in the same kind ? This would make mercy swear , and play the tyrant . A bawd of eleven years' continuance , may it please your honour . My lord , this is one Lucio's information against me . Mistress Kate Keepdown was with child by him in the duke's time ; he promised her marriage ; his child is a year and a quarter old , come Philip and Jacob : I have kept it myself , and see how he goes about to abuse me ! That fellow is a fellow of much licence : let him be called before us . Away with her to prison ! Go to ; no more words . Provost , my brother Angelo will not be altered ; Claudio must die to-morrow . Let him be furnished with divines , and have all charitable preparation : if my brother wrought by my pity , it should not be so with him . So please you , this friar hath been with him , and advised him for the entertainment of death . Good even , good father . Bliss and goodness on you ! Of whence are you ? Not of this country , though my chance is now To use it for my time : I am a brother Of gracious order , late come from the See , In special business from his Holiness . What news abroad i' the world ? None , but there is so great a fever on goodness , that the dissolution of it must cure it : novelty is only in request ; and it is as dangerous to be aged in any kind of course , as it is virtuous to be constant in any undertaking : there is scarce truth enough alive to make societies secure , but security enough to make fellowships accursed . Much upon this riddle runs the wisdom of the world . This news is old enough , yet it is every day's news . I pray you , sir , of what disposition was the duke ? One that , above all other strifes , contended especially to know himself . What pleasure was he given to ? Rather rejoicing to see another merry , than merry at anything which professed to make him rejoice : a gentleman of all temperance . But leave we him to his events , with a prayer they may prove prosperous ; and let me desire to know how you find Claudio prepared . I am made to understand , that you have lent him visitation . He professes to have received no sinister measure from his judge , but most willingly humbles himself to the determination of justice ; yet had he framed to himself , by the instruction of his frailty , many deceiving promises of life , which I , by my good leisure have discredited to him , and now is he resolved to die . You have paid the heavens your function , and the prisoner the very debt of your calling . I have laboured for the poor gentleman to the extremest shore of my modesty ; but my brother justice have I found so severe , that he hath forced me to tell him he is indeed Justice . If his own life answer the straitness of his proceeding , it shall become him well ; wherein if he chance to fail , he hath sentenced himself . I am going to visit the prisoner . Fare you well . Peace be with you ! He , who the sword of heaven will bear Should be as holy as severe ; Pattern in himself to know , Grace to stand , and virtue go ; More nor less to others paying Than by self offences weighing . Shame to him whose cruel striking Kills for faults of his own liking ! Twice treble shame on Angelo , To weed my vice and let his grow ! O , what may man within him hide , Though angel on the outward side ! How many likeness made in crimes , Making practice on the times , To draw with idle spiders' strings Most pond'rous and substantial things ! Craft against vice I must apply : With Angelo to-night shall lie His old betrothed but despis'd : So disguise shall , by the disguis'd , Pay with falsehood false exacting , And perform an old contracting . Take , O take those lips away , That so sweetly were forsworn ; And those eyes , the break of day , Lights that do mislead the morn : But my kisses bring again , bring again , Seals of love , but seal'd in vain , seal'd in vain . Break off thy song , and haste thee quick away : Here comes a man of comfort , whose advice Hath often still'd my brawling discontent . I cry you mercy , sir ; and well could wish You had not found me here so musical : Let me excuse me , and believe me so , My mirth it much displeas'd , but pleas'd my woe . 'Tis good ; though music oft hath such a charm To make bad good , and good provoke to harm . I pray you tell me , hath anybody inquired for me here to-day ? much upon this time have I promised here to meet . You have not been inquired after : I have sat here all day . I do constantly believe you . The time is come even now . I shall crave your forbearance a little ; may be I will call upon you anon , for some advantage to yourself . I am always bound to you . Very well met , and well come . What is the news from this good deputy ? He hath a garden circummur'd with brick , Whose western side is with a vineyard back'd ; And to that vineyard is a planched gate , That makes his opening with this bigger key ; This other doth command a little door Which from the vineyard to the garden leads ; There have I made my promise Upon the heavy middle of the night To call upon him . But shall you on your knowledge find this way ? I have ta'en a due and wary note upon't : With whispering and most guilty diligence , In action all of precept , he did show me The way twice o'er . Are there no other tokens Between you 'greed concerning her observance ? No , none , but only a repair i' the dark ; And that I have possess'd him my most stay Can be but brief ; for I have made him know I have a servant comes with me along , That stays upon me , whose persuasion is I come about my brother . 'Tis well borne up . I have not yet made known to Mariana A word of this . What ho ! within ! come forth . I pray you , be acquainted with this maid ; She comes to do you good . I do desire the like . Do you persuade yourself that I respect you ? Good friar , I know you do , and oft have found it . Take then this your companion by the hand , Who hath a story ready for your ear . I shall attend your leisure : but make haste ; The vaporous night approaches . Will't please you walk aside ? O place and greatness ! millions of false eyes Are stuck upon thee : volumes of report Run with these false and most contrarious quests Upon thy doings : thousand escapes of wit Make thee the father of their idle dream , And rack thee in their fancies ! Welcome ! How agreed ? She'll take the enterprise upon her , father , If you advise it . It is not my consent , But my entreaty too . Little have you to say When you depart from him , but , soft and low , 'Remember now my brother .' Fear me not . Nor , gentle daughter , fear you not at all . He is your husband on a pre-contract : To bring you thus together , 'tis no sin , Sith that the justice of your title to him Doth flourish the deceit . Come , let us go : Our corn's to reap , for yet our tithe's to sow . Come hither , sirrah . Can you cut off a man's head ? If the man be a bachelor , sir , I can ; but if he be a married man , he is his wife's head , and I can never cut off a woman's head . Come , sir , leave me your snatches , and yield me a direct answer . To-morrow morning are to die Claudio and Barnardine . Here is in our prison a common executioner , who in his office lacks a helper : if you will take it on you to assist him , it shall redeem you from your gyves ; if not , you shall have your full time of imprisonment , and your deliverance with an unpitied whipping , for you have been a notorious bawd . Sir , I have been an unlawful bawd time out of mind ; but yet I will be content to be a lawful hangman . I would be glad to receive some instruction from my fellow partner . What ho , Abhorson ! Where's Abhorson , there ? Do you call , sir ? Sirrah , here's a fellow will help you to-morrow in your execution . If you think it meet , compound with him by the year , and let him abide here with you ; if not , use him for the present , and dismiss him . He cannot plead his estimation with you ; he hath been a bawd . A bawd , sir ? Fie upon him ! he will discredit our mystery . Go to , sir ; you weigh equally ; a feather will turn the scale . Pray , sir , by your good favour for surely , sir , a good favour you have , but that you have a hanging look ,do you call , sir , your occupation a mystery ? Ay , sir ; a mystery . Painting , sir , I have heard say , is a mystery ; and your whores , sir , being members of my occupation , using painting , do prove my occupation a mystery : but what mystery there should be in hanging , if I should be hanged , I cannot imagine . Sir , it is a mystery . Proof ? Every true man's apparel fits your thief . If it be too little for your thief , your true man thinks it big enough ; if it be too big for your thief , your thief thinks it little enough : so , every true man's apparel fits your thief . Are you agreed ? Sir , I will serve him ; for I do find that your hangman is a more penitent trade than your bawd , he doth often ask forgiveness . You , sirrah , provide your block and your axe to-morrow four o'clock . Come on , bawd ; I will instruct thee in my trade ; follow . I do desire to learn , sir ; and , I hope , if you have occasion to use me for your own turn , you shall find me yare ; for , truly , sir , for your kindness I owe you a good turn . Call hither Barnardine and Claudio : The one has my pity ; not a jot the other , Being a murderer , though he were my brother . Look , here's the warrant , Claudio , for thy death : 'Tis now dead midnight , and by eight to-morrow Thou must be made immortal . Where's Barnardine ? As fast lock'd up in sleep as guiltless labour When it lies starkly in the traveller's bones ; He will not wake . Who can do good on him ? Well , go ; prepare yourself . But hark , what noise ? Heaven give your spirits comfort ! By and by . I hope it is some pardon or reprieve For the most gentle Claudio . Welcome , father . The best and wholesom'st spirits of the night Envelop you , good provost ! Who call'd here of late ? None since the curfew rung . Not Isabel ? No . They will , then , ere't be long . What comfort is for Claudio ? There's some in hope . It is a bitter deputy . Not so , not so : his life is parallel'd Even with the stroke and line of his great justice : He doth with holy abstinence subdue That in himself which he spurs on his power To qualify in others : were he meal'd with that Which he corrects , then were he tyrannous ; But this being so , he's just . Now are they come . This is a gentle provost : seldom when The steeled gaoler is the friend of men . How now ! What noise ? That spirit's possess'd with haste That wounds the unsisting postern with these strokes . There he must stay until the officer Arise to let him in ; he is call'd up . Have you no countermand for Claudio yet , But he must die to-morrow ? None , sir , none . As near the dawning , provost , as it is , You shall hear more ere morning . Happily You something know ; yet , I believe there comes No countermand : no such example have we . Besides , upon the very siege of justice , Lord Angelo hath to the public ear Profess'd the contrary . This is his lordship's man . And here comes Claudio's pardon . My lord hath sent you this note ; and by me this further charge , that you swerve not from the smallest article of it , neither in time , matter , or other circumstance . Good morrow ; for , as I take it , it is almost day . I shall obey him . This is his pardon , purchased by such sin For which the pardoner himself is in ; Hence hath offence his quick celerity , When it is borne in high authority . When vice makes mercy , mercy's so extended , That for the fault's love is the offender friended . Now , sir , what news ? I told you ; Lord Angelo , belike thinking me remiss in mine office , awakens me with this unwonted putting on ; methinks strangely , for he hath not used it before . Pray you , let's hear . Whatsoever you may hear to the contrary , let Claudio be executed by four of the clock ; and , in the afternoon , Barnardine . For my better satisfaction , let me have Claudio's head sent me by five . Let this be duly performed ; with a thought that more depends on it than we must yet deliver . Thus fail not to do your office , as you will answer it at your peril . What say you to this , sir ? What is that Barnardine who is to be executed this afternoon ? A Bohemian born , but here nursed up and bred ; one that is a prisoner nine years old . How came it that the absent duke had not either delivered him to his liberty or executed him ? I have heard it was ever his manner to do so . His friends still wrought reprieves for him ; and , indeed , his fact , till now in the government of Lord Angelo , came not to an undoubtful proof . It is now apparent ? Most manifest , and not denied by himself . Hath he borne himself penitently in prison ? How seems he to be touched ? A man that apprehends death no more dreadfully but as a drunken sleep ; careless , reckless , and fearless of what's past , present , or to come ; insensible of mortality , and desperately mortal . He wants advice . He will hear none . He hath evermore had the liberty of the prison : give him leave to escape hence , he would not : drunk many times a day , if not many days entirely drunk . We have very oft awaked him , as if to carry him to execution , and showed him a seeming warrant for it : it hath not moved him at all . More of him anon . There is written in your brow , provost , honesty and constancy ; if I read it not truly , my ancient skill beguiles me ; but , in the boldness of my cunning I will lay myself in hazard . Claudio , whom here you have warrant to execute , is no greater forfeit to the law than Angalo who hath sentenced him . To make you understand this in a manifested effect , I crave but four days' respite , for the which you are to do me both a present and a dangerous courtesy . Pray , sir , in what ? In the delaying death . Alack ! how may I do it , having the hour limited , and an express command , under penalty , to deliver his head in the view of Angelo ? I may make my case as Claudio's to cross this in the smallest . By the vow of mine order I warrant you , if my instructions may be your guide . Let this Barnardine be this morning executed , and his head borne to Angelo . Angelo hath seen them both , and will discover the favour . O ! death's a great disguiser , and you may add to it . Shave the head , and tie the beard ; and say it was the desire of the penitent to be so bared before his death : you know the course is common . If anything fall to you upon this , more than thanks and good fortune , by the saint whom I profess , I will plead against it with my life . Pardon me , good father ; it is against my oath . Were you sworn to the duke or to the deputy ? To him , and to his substitutes . You will think you have made no offence , if the duke avouch the justice of your dealing ? But what likelihood is in that ? Not a resemblance , but a certainty . Yet since I see you fearful , that neither my coat , integrity , nor persuasion can with ease attempt you , I will go further than I meant , to pluck all fears out of you . Look you , sir ; here is the hand and seal of the duke : you know the character , I doubt not , and the signet is not strange to you . I know them both . The contents of this is the return of the duke : you shall anon over-read if at your pleasure , where you shall find within these two days , he will be here . This is a thing that Angelo knows not , for he this very day receives letters of strange tenour ; perchance of the duke's death ; perchance , his entering into some monastery ; but , by chance , nothing of what is writ . Look , the unfolding star calls up the shepherd . Put not yourself into amazement how these things should be : all difficulties are but easy when they are known . Call your executioner , and off with Barnardine's head : I will give him a present shrift and advise him for a better place . Yet you are amaz'd , but this shall absolutely resolve you . Come away ; it is almost clear dawn . I am as well acquainted here as I was in our house of profession : one would think it were Mistress Overdone's own house , for here be many of her old customers . First , here's young Master Rash ; he's in for a commodity of brown paper and old ginger , nine-score and seventeen pounds , of which he made five marks , ready money : marry , then ginger was not much in request , for the old women were all dead . Then is there here one Master Caper , at the suit of Master Three-pile the mercer , for some four suits of peach-colour'd satin , which now peaches him a beggar . Then have we young Dizy , and young Master Deep-vow , and Master Copperspur , and Master Starve-lackey the rapier and dagger man , and young Drop-heir that kill'd lusty Pudding , and Master Forthlight , the tilter , and brave Master Shoe-tie the great traveller , and wild Half-can that stabbed Pots , and , I think , forty more ; all great doers in our trade , and are now 'for the Lord's sake .' Sirrah , bring Barnardine hither . Master Barnardine ! you must rise and be hanged , Master Barnardine . What ho ! Barnardine ! A pox o' your throats ! Who makes that noise there ? What are you ? Your friends , sir ; the hangman . You must be so good , sir , to rise and be put to death . Away ! you rogue , away ! I am sleepy . Tell him he must awake , and that quickly too . Pray , Master Barnardine , awake till you are executed , and sleep afterwards . Go in to him , and fetch him out . He is coming , sir , he is coming ; I hear his straw rustle . Is the axe upon the block , sirrah ? Very ready , sir . How now , Abhorson ! what's the news with you ? Truly , sir , I would desire you to clap into your prayers ; for , look you , the warrant's come . You rogue , I have been drinking all night ; I am not fitted for't . O , the better , sir ; for he that drinks all night , and is hang'd betimes in the morning , may sleep the sounder all the next day . Look you , sir ; here comes your ghostly father : do we jest now , think you ? Sir , induced by my charity , and hearing how hastily you are to depart , I am come to advise you , comfort you , and pray with you . Friar , not I : I have been drinking hard all night , and I will have more time to prepare me , or they shall beat out my brains with billets . I will not consent to die this day , that's certain . O , sir , you must ; and therefore , I beseech you look forward on the journey you shall go . I swear I will not die to-day for any man's persuasion . But hear you . Not a word : if you have anything to say to me , come to my ward ; for thence will not I to day . Unfit to live or die . O , gravel heart ! After him fellows : bring him to the block . Now , sir , how do you find the prisoner ? A creature unprepar'd , unmeet for death ; And , to transport him in the mind he is Were damnable . Here in the prison , father , There died this morning of a cruel fever One Ragozine , a most notorious pirate , A man of Claudio's years ; his beard and head Just of his colour . What if we do omit This reprobate till he were well inclin'd , And satisfy the deputy with the visage Of Ragozine , more like to Claudio ? O , 'tis an accident that heaven provides ! Dispatch it presently : the hour draws on Prefix'd by Angelo . See this be done , And sent according to command , whiles I Persuade this rude wretch willingly to die . This shall be done , good father , presently . But Barnardine must die this afternoon : And how shall we continue Claudio , To save me from the danger that might come If he were known alive ? Let this be done : Put them in secret holds , both Barnardine and Claudio : Ere twice the sun hath made his journal greeting To the under generation , you shall find Your safety manifested . I am your free dependant . Quick , dispatch , And send the head to Angelo . Now will I write letters to Angelo , The provost , he shall bear them ,whose contents Shall witness to him I am near at home , And that , by great injunctions , I am bound To enter publicly : him I'll desire To meet me at the consecrated fount A league below the city ; and from thence , By cold gradation and well-balanc'd form , We shall proceed with Angelo . Here is the head ; I'll carry it myself . Convenient is it . Make a swift return , For I would commune with you of such things That want no ear but yours . I'll make all speed . Peace , ho , be here ! The tongue of Isabel . She's come to know If yet her brother's pardon be come hither ; But I will keep her ignorant of her good , To make her heavenly comforts of despair , When it is least expected . Ho ! by your leave . Good morning to you , fair and gracious daughter . The better , given me by so holy a man . Hath yet the deputy sent my brother's pardon ? He hath releas'd him , Isabel , from the world : His head is off and sent to Angelo . Nay , but it is not so . It is no other : show your wisdom , daughter , In your close patience . O ! I will to him and pluck out his eyes ! You shall not be admitted to his sight . Unhappy Claudio ! Wretched Isabel ! Injurious world ! Most damned Angelo ! This nor hurts him nor profits you a jot ; Forbear it therefore ; give your cause to heaven . Mark what I say , which you shall find By every syllable a faithful verity . The duke comes home to-morrow ; nay , dry your eyes : One of our covent , and his confessor , Gives me this instance : already he hath carried Notice to Escalus and Angelo , Who do prepare to meet him at the gates , There to give up their power . If you can , pace your wisdom In that good path that I would wish it go , And you shall have your bosom on this wretch , Grace of the Duke , revenges to your heart , And general honour . I am directed by you . This letter then to Friar Peter give ; 'Tis that he sent me of the duke's return : Say , by this token , I desire his company At Mariana's house to-night . Her cause and yours , I'll perfect him withal , and he shall bring you Before the duke ; and to the head of Angelo Accuse him home , and home . For my poor self , I am combined by a sacred vow And shall be absent . Wend you with this letter . Command these fretting waters from your eyes With a light heart : trust not my holy order , If I pervert your course . Who's here ? Good even . Friar , where is the provost ? Not within , sir . O pretty Isabella , I am pale at mine heart to see thine eyes so red : thou must be patient . I am fain to dine and sup with water and bran ; I dare not for my head fill my belly ; one fruitful meal would set me to't . But they say the duke will be here to-morrow . By my troth , Isabel , I loved thy brother : if the old fantastical duke of dark corners had been at home , he had lived . Sir , the duke is marvellous little beholding to your reports ; but the best is , he lives not in them . Friar , thou knowest not the duke so well as I do : he's a better woodman than thou takest him for . Well , you'll answer this one day . Fare ye well . Nay , tarry ; I'll go along with thee : I can tell thee pretty tales of the duke . You have told me too many of him already , sir , if they be true ; if not true , none were enough . I was once before him for getting a wench with child . Did you such a thing ? Yes , marry , did I ; but I was fain to forswear it : they would else have married me to the rotten medlar . Sir , your company is fairer than honest . Rest you well . By my troth , I'll go with thee to the lane's end . If bawdy talk offend you , we'll have very little of it . Nay , friar , I am a kind of burr ; I shall stick . Every letter he hath writ hath disvouched other . In most uneven and distracted manner . His actions show much like to madness : pray heaven his wisdom be not tainted ! And why meet him at the gates , and redeliver our authorities there ? I guess not . And why should we proclaim it in an hour before his entering , that if any crave redress of injustice , they should exhibit their petitions in the street ? He shows his reason for that : to have a dispatch of complaints , and to deliver us from devices hereafter , which shall then have no power to stand against us . Well , I beseech you , let it be proclaim'd : Betimes i' the morn I'll call you at your house ; Give notice to such men of sort and suit As are to meet him . I shall , sir : fare you well . Good night . This deed unshapes me quite , makes me unpregnant And dull to all proceedings . A deflower'd maid , And by an eminent body that enforc'd The law against it ! But that her tender shame Will not proclaim against her maiden loss , How might she tongue me ! Yet reason dares her no : For my authority bears so credent bulk , That no particular scandal once can touch : But it confounds the breather . He should have liv'd , Save that his riotous youth , with dangerous sense , Might in the times to come have ta'en revenge , By so receiving a dishonour'd life With ransom of such shame . Would yet he had liv'd ! Alack ! when once our grace we have forgot , Nothing goes right : we would , and we would not . These letters at fit time deliver me . The provost knows our purpose and our plot . The matter being afoot , keep your instruction , And hold you ever to our special drift , Though sometimes you do blench from this to that , As cause doth minister . Go call at Flavius' house , And tell him where I stay : give the like notice To Valentinus , Rowland , and to Crassus , And bid them bring the trumpets to the gate ; But send me Flavius first . It shall be speeded well . I thank thee , Varrius ; thou hast made good haste . Come , we will walk . There's other of our friends Will greet us here anon , my gentle Varrius . To speak so indirectly I am loath : I would say the truth ; but to accuse him so , That is your part : yet I'm advis'd to do it ; He says , to veil full purpose . Be rul'd by him . Besides , he tells me that if peradventure He speak against me on the adverse side , I should not think it strange ; for 'tis a physic That's bitter to sweet end . I would , Friar Peter O , peace ! the friar is come . Come ; I have found you out a stand most fit , Where you may have such vantage on the duke , He shall not pass you . Twice have the trumpets sounded : The generous and gravest citizens Have hent the gates , and very near upon The duke is ent'ring : therefore hence , away ! My very worthy cousin , fairly met ! Our old and faithful friend , we are glad to see you . Happy return be to your royal Grace ! Happy return be to your royal Grace ! Many and hearty thankings to you both . We have made inquiry of you ; and we hear Such goodness of your justice , that our soul Cannot but yield you forth to public thanks , Forerunning more requital . You make my bonds still greater . O ! your desert speaks loud ; and I should wrong it , To lock it in the wards of covert bosom , When it deserves , with characters of brass , A forted residence 'gainst the tooth of time And razure of oblivion . Give me your hand , And let the subject see , to make them know That outward courtesies would fain proclaim Favours that keep within . Come , Escalus , You must walk by us on our other hand ; And good supporters are you . Now is your time : speak loud and kneel before him . Justice , O royal duke ! Vail your regard Upon a wrong'd , I'd fain have said , a maid ! O worthy prince ! dishonour not your eye By throwing it on any other object Till you have heard me in my true complaint And given me justice , justice , justice , justice ! Relate your wrongs : in what ? by whom ? Be brief ; Here is Lord Angelo , shall give you justice : Reveal yourself to him . O worthy duke ! You bid me seek redemption of the devil . Hear me yourself ; for that which I must speak Must either punish me , not being believ'd , Or wring redress from you . Hear me , O , hear me , here ! My lord , her wits , I fear me , are not firm : She hath been a suitor to me for her brother Cut off by course of justice , By course of justice ! And she will speak most bitterly and strange . Most strange , but yet most truly , will I speak . That Angelo's forsworn , is it not strange ? That Angelo's a murderer , is't not strange ? That Angelo is an adulterous thief , A hypocrite , a virgin-violator ; Is it not strange , and strange ? Nay , it is ten times strange . It is not truer he is Angelo Than this is all as true as it is strange ; Nay , it is ten times true ; for truth is truth To the end of reckoning . Away with her ! poor soul , She speaks this in the infirmity of sense . O prince , I conjure thee , as thou believ'st There is another comfort than this world , That thou neglect me not , with that opinion That I am touch'd with madness . Make not impossible That which but seems unlike . 'Tis not impossible But one , the wicked'st caitiff on the ground , May seem as shy , as grave , as just , as absolute As Angelo ; even so may Angelo , In all his dressings , characts , titles , forms , Be an arch-villain . Believe it , royal prince : If he be less , he's nothing ; but he's more , Had I more name for badness . By mine honesty , If she be mad ,as I believe no other , Her madness hath the oddest frame of sense , Such a dependency of thing on thing , As e'er I heard in madness . O gracious duke ! Harp not on that ; nor do not banish reason For inequality ; but let your reason serve To make the truth appear where it seems hid , And hide the false seems true . Many that are not mad Have , sure , more lack of reason . What would you say ? I am the sister of one Claudio , Condemn'd upon the act of fornication To lose his head ; condemn'd by Angelo . I , in probation of a sisterhood , Was sent to by my brother ; one Lucio As then the messenger , That's I , an't like your Grace : I came to her from Claudio , and desir'd her To try her gracious fortune with Lord Angelo For her poor brother's pardon . That's he indeed . You were not bid to speak . No , my good lord ; Nor wish'd to hold my peace . I wish you now , then ; Pray you , take note of it ; and when you have A business for yourself , pray heaven you then Be perfect . I warrant your honour . The warrant's for yourself : take heed to it . This gentleman told somewhat of my tale , Right . It may be right ; but you are in the wrong To speak before your time . Proceed . I went To this pernicious caitiff deputy . That's somewhat madly spoken . Pardon it ; The phrase is to the matter . Mended again : the matter ; proceed . In brief , to set the needless process by , How I persuaded , how I pray'd , and kneel'd , How he refell'd me , and how I replied , For this was of much length ,the vile conclusion I now begin with grief and shame to utter . He would not , but by gift of my chaste body To his concupiscible intemperate lust , Release my brother ; and , after much debatement , My sisterly remorse confutes mine honour , And I did yield to him . But the next morn betimes , His purpose surfeiting , he sends a warrant For my poor brother's head . This is most likely ! O , that it were as like as it is true ! By heaven , fond wretch ! thou know'st not what thou speak'st , Or else thou art suborn'd against his honour In hateful practice . First , his integrity Stands without blemish ; next , it imports no reason That with such vehemency he should pursue Faults proper to himself : if he had so offended , He would have weigh'd thy brother by himself , And not have cut him off . Some one hath set you on : Confess the truth , and say by whose advice Thou cam'st here to complain . And is this all ? Then , O you blessed ministers above , Keep me in patience ; and , with ripen'd time Unfold the evil which is here wrapt up In countenance ! Heaven shield your Grace from woe , As I , thus wrong'd , hence unbelieved go ! I know you'd fain be gone . An officer ! To prison with her ! Shall we thus permit A blasting and a scandalous breath to fall On him so near us ? This needs must be a practice . Who knew of your intent and coming hither ? One that I would were here , Friar Lodowick . A ghostly father , belike . Who knows that Lodowick ? My lord , I know him ; 'tis a meddling friar ; I do not like the man : had he been lay , my lord , For certain words he spake against your Grace In your retirement , I had swing'd him soundly . Words against me ! This' a good friar , belike ! And to set on this wretched woman here Against our substitute ! Let this friar be found . But yesternight , my lord , she and that friar , I saw them at the prison : a saucy friar , A very scurvy fellow . Bless'd be your royal Grace ! I have stood by , my lord , and I have heard Your royal ear abus'd . First , hath this woman Most wrongfully accus'd your substitute , Who is as free from touch or soil with her , As she from one ungot . We did believe no less . Know you that Friar Lodowick that she speaks of ? I know him for a man divine and holy ; Not scurvy , nor a temporary meddler , As he's reported by this gentleman ; And , on my trust , a man that never yet Did , as he vouches , misreport your Grace . My lord , most villanously ; believe it . Well ; he in time may come to clear himself , But at this instant he is sick , my lord , Of a strange fever . Upon his mere request , Being come to knowledge that there was complaint Intended 'gainst Lord Angelo , came I hither , To speak , as from his mouth , what he doth know Is true and false ; and what he with his oath And all probation will make up full clear , Whensoever he's convented . First , for this woman , To justify this worthy nobleman , So vulgarly and personally accus'd , Her shall you hear disproved to her eyes , Till she herself confess it . Good friar , let's hear it . Do you not smile at this , Lord Angelo ? O heaven , the vanity of wretched fools ! Give us some seats . Come , cousin Angelo ; In this I'll be impartial ; be you judge Of your own cause . Is this the witness , friar ? First , let her show her face , and after speak . Pardon , my lord ; I will not show my face Until my husband bid me . What , are you married ? No , my lord . Are you a maid ? No , my lord . A widow , then ? Neither , my lord . Why , you Are nothing , then : neither maid , widow , nor wife ? My lord , she may be a punk ; for many of them are neither maid , widow , nor wife . Silence that fellow : I would he had some cause To prattle for himself . Well , my lord . My lord , I do confess I ne'er was married ; And I confess besides I am no maid : I have known my husband yet my husband knows not That ever he knew me . He was drunk then my lord : it can be no better . For the benefit of silence , would thou wert so too ! Well , my lord . This is no witness for Lord Angelo . Now I come to't , my lord : She that accuses him of fornication , In self-same manner doth accuse my husband ; And charges him , my lord , with such a time , When , I'll depose , I had him in mine arms , With all th' effect of love . Charges she moe than me ? Not that I know . No ? you say your husband . Why , just , my lord , and that is Angelo , Who thinks he knows that he ne'er knew my body But knows he thinks that he knows Isabel's . This is a strange abuse . Let's see thy face . My husband bids me ; now I will unmask . This is that face , thou cruel Angelo , Which once thou swor'st was worth the looking on : This is the hand which , with a vow'd contract , Was fast belock'd in thine : this is the body That took away the match from Isabel , And did supply thee at thy garden-house In her imagin'd person . Know you this woman ? Carnally , she says . Sirrah , no more ! Enough , my lord . My lord , I must confess I know this woman ; And five years since there was some speech of marriage Betwixt myself and her , which was broke off , Partly for that her promised proportions Came short of composition ; but , in chief For that her reputation was disvalu'd In levity : since which time of five years I never spake with her , saw her , nor heard from her , Upon my faith and honour . Noble prince , As there comes light from heaven and words from breath , As there is sense in truth and truth in virtue , I am affianc'd this man's wife as strongly As words could make up vows : and , my good lord , But Tuesday night last gone in 's garden-house He knew me as a wife . As this is true , Let me in safety raise me from my knees Or else for ever be confixed here , A marble monument . I did but smile till now : Now , good my lord , give me the scope of justice ; My patience here is touch'd . I do perceive These poor informal women are no more But instruments of some more mightier member That sets them on . Let me have way , my lord , To find this practice out . Ay , with my heart ; And punish them unto your height of pleasure . Thou foolish friar , and thou pernicious woman , Compact with her that's gone , think'st thou thy oaths , Though they would swear down each particular saint , Were testimonies against his worth and credit That's seal'd in approbation ? You , Lord Escalus , Sit with my cousin ; lend him your kind pains To find out this abuse , whence 'tis deriv'd . There is another friar that set them on ; Let him be sent for . Would he were here , my lord ; for he indeed Hath set the women on to this complaint : Your provost knows the place where he abides And he may fetch him . Go do it instantly . And you , my noble and well-warranted cousin , Whom it concerns to hear this matter forth , Do with your injuries as seems you best , In any chastisement : I for awhile will leave you ; But stir not you , till you have well determin'd Upon these slanderers . My lord , we'll do it throughly . Signior Lucio , did not you say you knew that Friar Lodowick to be a dishonest person ? Cucullus non facit monachum : honest in nothing , but in his clothes ; and one that hath spoke most villanous speeches of the duke . We shall entreat you to abide here till he come and enforce them against him . We shall find this friar a notable fellow . As any in Vienna , on my word . Call that same Isabel here once again : I would speak with her . Pray you , my lord , give me leave to question ; you shall see how I'll handle her . Not better than he , by her own report . Say you ? Marry , sir , I think , if you handled her privately , she would sooner confess : perchance , publicly , she'll be ashamed . I will go darkly to work with her . That's the way : for women are light at midnight . Come on , mistress : here's a gentlewoman denies all that you have said . My lord , here comes the rascal I spoke of ; here with the provost . In very good time : speak not you to him , till we call upon you . Mum . Come , sir . Did you set these women on to slander Lord Angelo ? they have confessed you did . 'Tis false . How ! know you where you are ? Respect to your great place ! and let the devil Be sometime honour'd for his burning throne . Where is the duke ? 'tis he should hear me speak . The duke's in us , and we will hear you speak : Look you speak justly . Boldly , at least . But , O , poor souls ! Come you to seek the lamb here of the fox ? Good night to your redress ! Is the duke gone ? Then is your cause gone too . The duke's unjust , Thus to retort your manifest appeal , And put your trial in the villain's mouth Which here you come to accuse . This is the rascal : this is he I spoke of . Why , thou unreverend and unhallow'd friar ! Is't not enough thou hast suborn'd these women To accuse this worthy man , but , in foul mouth , And in the witness of his proper ear , To call him villain ? And then to glance from him to the duke himself . To tax him with injustice ? take him hence ; To the rack with him ! We'll touse you joint by joint , But we will know his purpose . What ! 'unjust' ? Be not so hot ; the duke Dare no more stretch this finger of mine than he Dare rack his own : his subject am I not , Nor here provincial . My business in this state Made me a looker-on here in Vienna , Where I have seen corruption boil and bubble Till it o'er-run the stew : laws for all faults , But faults so countenanc'd , that the strong statutes Stand like the forfeits in a barber's shop , As much in mock as mark . Slander to the state ! Away with him to prison ! What can you vouch against him , Signior Lucio ? Is this the man that you did tell us of ? 'Tis he , my lord . Come hither , goodman bald-pate : do you know me ? I remember you , sir , by the sound of your voice : I met you at the prison , in the absence of the duke . O ! did you so ? And do you remember what you said of the duke ? Most notedly , sir . Do you so , sir ? And was the duke a flesh-monger , a fool , and a coward , as you then reported him to be ? You must , sir , change persons with me , ere you make that my report : you , indeed , spoke so of him ; and much more , much worse . O thou damnable fellow ! Did not I pluck thee by the nose for thy speeches ? I protest I love the duke as I love myself . Hark how the villain would close now , after his treasonable abuses ! Such a fellow is not to be talk'd withal . Away with him to prison ! Where is the provost ? Away with him to prison ! Lay bolts enough on him , let him speak no more . Away with those giglots too , and with the other confederate companion ! Stay , sir ; stay awhile . What ! resists he ? Help him , Lucio . Come , sir ; come , sir ; come , sir ; foh ! sir . Why , you bald-pated , lying rascal , you must be hooded , must you ? show your knave's visage , with a pox to you ! show your sheepbiting face , and be hanged an hour ! Will't not off ? Thou art the first knave that e'er made a duke . First , provost , let me bail these gentle three . Sneak not away , sir ; for the friar and you Must have a word anon . Lay hold on him . This may prove worse than hanging . What you have spoke I pardon ; sit you down : We'll borrow place of him . Sir , by your leave . Hast thou or word , or wit , or impudence , That yet can do thee office ? If thou hast , Rely upon it till my tale be heard , And hold no longer out . O my dread lord ! I should be guiltier than my guiltiness , To think I can be undiscernible When I perceive your Grace , like power divine , Hath look'd upon my passes . Then , good prince , No longer session hold upon my shame , But let my trial be mine own confession : Immediate sentence then and sequent death Is all the grace I beg . Come hither , Mariana , Say , wast thou e'er contracted to this woman ? I was , my lord . Go take her hence , and marry her instantly . Do you the office , friar ; which consummate , Return him here again . Go with him , provost . My lord , I am more amaz'd at his dishonour Than at the strangeness of it . Come hither , Isabel . Your friar is now your prince : as I was then Advertising and holy to your business , Not changing heart with habit , I am still Attorney'd at your service . O , give me pardon , That I , your vassal , have employ'd and pain'd Your unknown sovereignty ! You are pardon'd , Isabel : And now , dear maid , be you as free to us . Your brother's death , I know , sits at your heart ; And you may marvel why I obscur'd myself , Labouring to save his life , and would not rather Make rash remonstrance of my hidden power Than let him so be lost . O most kind maid ! It was the swift celerity of his death , Which I did think with slower foot came on , That brain'd my purpose : but , peace be with him ! That life is better life , past fearing death , Than that which lives to fear : make it your comfort , So happy is your brother . I do , my lord . For this new-married man approaching here , Whose salt imagination yet hath wrong'd Your well-defended honour , you must pardon For Mariana's sake . But as he adjudg'd your brother , Being criminal , in double violation Of sacred chastity , and of promise-breach , Thereon dependent , for your brother's life , The very mercy of the law cries out Most audible , even from his proper tongue , 'An Angelo for Claudio , death for death !' Haste still pays haste , and leisure answers leisure , Like doth quit like , and Measure still for Measure . Then , Angelo , thy fault's thus manifested , Which , though thou wouldst deny , denies thee vantage . We do condemn thee to the very block Where Claudio stoop'd to death , and with like haste . Away with him ! O , my most gracious lord ! I hope you will not mock me with a husband . It is your husband mock'd you with a husband . Consenting to the safeguard of your honour , I thought your marriage fit ; else imputation , For that he knew you , might reproach your life And choke your good to come . For his possessions , Although by confiscation they are ours , We do instate and widow you withal , To buy you a better husband . O my dear lord ! I crave no other , nor no better man . Never crave him ; we are definitive . Gentle my liege , You do but lose your labour . Away with him to death ! Now , sir , to you . O my good lord ! Sweet Isabel , take my part : Lend me your knees , and , all my life to come , I'll lend you all my life to do you service , Against all sense you do importune her : Should she kneel down in mercy of this fact , Her brother's ghost his paved bed would break , And take her hence in horror . Isabel , Sweet Isabel , do yet but kneel by me : Hold up your hands , say nothing , I'll speak all . They say best men are moulded out of faults , And , for the most , become much more the better For being a little bad : so may my husband . O , Isabel ! will you not lend a knee ? He dies for Claudio's death . Most bounteous sir , Look , if it please you , on this man condemn'd , As if my brother liv'd . I partly think A due sincerity govern'd his deeds , Till he did look on me : since it is so , Let him not die . My brother had but justice , In that he did the thing for which he died : For Angelo , His act did not o'ertake his bad intent ; And must be buried but as an intent That perish'd by the way . Thoughts are no subjects ; Intents but merely thoughts . Merely , my lord . Your suit's unprofitable : stand up , I say . I have bethought me of another fault . Provost , how came it Claudio was beheaded At an unusual hour ? It was commanded so . Had you a special warrant for the deed ? No , my good lord ; it was by private message . For which I do discharge you of your office : Give up your keys . Pardon me , noble lord : I thought it was a fault , but knew it not , Yet did repent me , after more advice ; For testimony whereof , one in the prison , That should by private order else have died I have reserv'd alive . What's he ? His name is Barnardine . I would thou hadst done so by Claudio . Go , fetch him hither : let me look upon him . I am sorry , one so learned and so wise As you , Lord Angelo , have still appear'd , Should slip so grossly , both in the heat of blood , And lack of temper'd judgment afterward . I am sorry that such sorrow I procure ; And so deep sticks it in my penitent heart That I crave death more willingly than mercy : 'Tis my deserving , and I do entreat it . Which is that Barnardine ? This , my lord . There was a friar told me of this man . Sirrah , thou art said to have a stubborn soul , That apprehends no further than this world , And squar'st thy life according . Thou'rt condemn'd : But , for those earthly faults , I quit them all , And pray thee take this mercy to provide For better times to come . Friar , advise him : I leave him to your hand .What muffled fellow's that ? This is another prisoner that I sav'd , That should have died when Claudio lost his head , As like almost to Claudio as himself . If he be like your brother , for his sake Is he pardon'd ; and , for your lovely sake Give me your hand and say you will be mine , He is my brother too . But fitter time for that . By this , Lord Angelo perceives he's safe : Methinks I see a quickening in his eye . Well , Angelo , your evil quits you well : Look that you love your wife ; her worth worth yours . I find an apt remission in myself , And yet here's one in place I cannot pardon . You , sirrah , that knew me for a fool , a coward , One all of luxury , an ass , a madman : Wherein have I so deserv'd of you , That you extol me thus ? 'Faith , my lord , I spoke it but according to the trick . If you will hang me for it , you may ; but I had rather it would please you I might be whipped . Whipp'd first , sir , and hang'd after . Proclaim it , provost , round about the city , If any woman's wrong'd by this lewd fellow , As I have heard him swear himself there's one Whom he begot with child , let her appear , And he shall marry her : the nuptial finish'd , Let him be whipp'd and hang'd . I beseech your highness , do not marry me to a whore . Your highness said even now , I made you a duke : good my lord , do not recompense me in making me a cuckold . Upon mine honour , thou shalt marry her . Thy slanders I forgive ; and therewithal Remit thy other forfeits . Take him to prison , And see our pleasure herein executed . Marrying a punk , my lord , is pressing to death , whipping , and hanging . Slandering a prince deserves it . She , Claudio , that you wrong'd , look you restore . Joy to you , Mariana ! love her , Angelo : I have confess'd her and I know her virtue . Thanks , good friend Escalus , for thy much goodness : There's more behind that is more gratulate . Thanks , provost , for thy care and secrecy ; We shall employ thee in a worthier place . Forgive him , Angelo , that brought you home The head of Ragozine for Claudio's : The offence pardons itself . Dear Isabel , I have a motion much imports your good ; Whereto if you'll a willing ear incline , What's mine is yours , and what is yours is mine . So , bring us to our palace ; where we'll show What's yet behind , that's meet you all should know .