Chorus . O ! for a Muse of fire , that would ascend The brightest heaven of invention ; A kingdom for a stage , princes to act And monarchs to behold the swelling scene . Then should the war-like Harry , like himself , Assume the port of Mars ; and at his heels , Leash'd in like hounds , should famine , sword , and fire Crouch for employment . But pardon , gentles all , The flat unraised spirits that hath dar'd On this unworthy scaffold to bring forth So great an object : can this cockpit hold The vasty fields of France ? or may we cram Within this wooden O the very casques That did affright the air at Agincourt ? O , pardon ! since a crooked figure may Attest in little place a million ; And let us , ciphers to this great accompt , On your imaginary forces work . Suppose within the girdle of these walls Are now confin'd two mighty monarchies , Whose high upreared and abutting fronts The perilous narrow ocean parts asunder : Piece out our imperfections with your thoughts : Into a thousand parts divide one man , And make imaginary puissance ; Think when we talk of horses that you see them Printing their proud hoofs i' the receiving earth ; For 'tis your thoughts that now must deck our kings , Carry them here and there , jumping o'er times , Turning the accomplishment of many years Into an hour-glass : for the which supply , Admit me Chorus to this history ; Who prologue-like your humble patience pray , Gently to hear , kindly to judge , our play . My lord , I'll tell you ; that self bill is urg'd , Which in th' eleventh year of the last king's reign Was like , and had indeed against us pass'd , But that the scambling and unquiet time Did push it out of further question . But how , my lord , shall we resist it now ? It must be thought on . If it pass against us , We lose the better half of our possession ; For all the temporal lands which men devout By testament have given to the church Would they strip from us ; being valu'd thus : As much as would maintain , to the king's honour , Full fifteen earls and fifteen hundred knights , Six thousand and two hundred good esquires ; And , to relief of lazars and weak age , Of indigent faint souls past corporal toil , A hundred almshouses right well supplied ; And to the coffers of the king beside , A thousand pounds by the year . Thus runs the bill . This would drink deep . 'Twould drink the cup and all . But what prevention ? The king is full of grace and fair regard . And a true lover of the holy church . The courses of his youth promis'd it not . The breath no sooner left his father's body But that his wildness , mortified in him , Seem'd to die too ; yea , at that very moment , Consideration like an angel came , And whipp'd the offending Adam out of him , Leaving his body as a paradise , To envelop and contain celestial spirits . Never was such a sudden scholar made ; Never came reformation in a flood , With such a heady currance , scouring faults ; Nor never Hydra-headed wilfulness So soon did lose his seat and all at once As in this king . We are blessed in the change . Hear him but reason in divinity , And , all-admiring , with an inward wish You would desire the king were made a prelate : Hear him debate of commonwealth affairs , You would say it hath been all in all his study : List his discourse of war , and you shall hear A fearful battle render'd you in music : Turn him to any cause of policy , The Gordian knot of it he will unloose , Familiar as his garter ; that , when he speaks , The air , a charter'd libertine , is still , And the mute wonder lurketh in men's ears , To steal his sweet and honey'd sentences ; So that the art and practic part of life Must be the mistress to this theoric : Which is a wonder how his Grace should glean it , Since his addiction was to courses vain ; His companies unletter'd , rude , and shallow ; His hours fill'd up with riots , banquets , sports ; And never noted in him any study , Any retirement , any sequestration From open haunts and popularity . The strawberry grows underneath the nettle , And wholesome berries thrive and ripen best Neighbour'd by fruit of baser quality : And so the prince obscur'd his contemplation Under the veil of wildness ; which , no doubt , Grew like the summer grass , fastest by night , Unseen , yet crescive in his faculty . It must be so ; for miracles are ceas'd ; And therefore we must needs admit the means How things are perfected . But , my good lord , How now for mitigation of this bill Urg'd by the commons ? Doth his majesty Incline to it , or no ? He seems indifferent , Or rather swaying more upon our part Than cherishing the exhibiters against us ; For I have made an offer to his majesty , Upon our spiritual convocation , And in regard of causes now in hand , Which I have open'd to his Grace at large , As touching France , to give a greater sum Than ever at one time the clergy yet Did to his predecessors part withal . How did this offer seem receiv'd , my lord ? With good acceptance of his majesty ; Save that there was not time enough to hear , As I perceiv'd his Grace would fain have done , The severals and unhidden passages Of his true titles to some certain dukedoms , And generally to the crown and seat of France , Deriv'd from Edward , his great-grandfather . What was the impediment that broke this off ? The French ambassador upon that instant Crav'd audience ; and the hour I think is come To give him hearing : is it four o'clock ? It is . Then go we in to know his embassy ; Which I could with a ready guess declare Before the Frenchman speak a word of it . I'll wait upon you , and I long to hear it . Where is my gracious lord of Canterbury ? Not here in presence . Send for him , good uncle . Shall we call in the ambassador , my liege ? Not yet , my cousin : we would be resolv'd , Before we hear him , of some things of weight That task our thoughts , concerning us and France . God and his angels guard your sacred throne , And make you long become it ! Sure , we thank you . My learned lord , we pray you to proceed , And justly and religiously unfold Why the law Salique that they have in France Or should , or should not , bar us in our claim . And God forbid , my dear and faithful lord , That you should fashion , wrest , or bow your reading , Or nicely charge your understanding soul With opening titles miscreate , whose right Suits not in native colours with the truth ; For God doth know how many now in health Shall drop their blood in approbation Of what your reverence shall incite us to . Therefore take heed how you impawn our person , How you awake the sleeping sword of war : We charge you in the name of God , take heed ; For never two such kingdoms did contend Without much fall of blood ; whose guiltless drops Are every one a woe , a sore complaint , 'Gainst him whose wrongs give edge unto the swords That make such waste in brief mortality . Under this conjuration speak , my lord , And we will hear , note , and believe in heart , That what you speak is in your conscience wash'd As pure as sin with baptism . Then hear me , gracious sovereign , and you peers , That owe yourselves , your lives , and services To this imperial throne . There is no bar To make against your highness' claim to France But this , which they produce from Pharamond , In terram Salicam mulieres ne succedant , 'No woman shall succeed in Salique land :' Which Salique land the French unjustly gloze To be the realm of France , and Pharamond The founder of this law and female bar . Yet their own authors faithfully affirm That the land Salique is in Germany , Between the floods of Sala and of Elbe ; Where Charles the Great , having subdu'd the Saxons , There left behind and settled certain French ; Who , holding in disdain the German women For some dishonest manners of their life , Establish'd then this law ; to wit , no female Should be inheritrix in Salique land : Which Salique , as I said , 'twixt Elbe and Sala , Is at this day in Germany call'd Meisen . Then doth it well appear the Salique law Was not devised for the realm of France ; Nor did the French possess the Salique land Until four hundred one-and-twenty years After defunction of King Pharamond , Idly suppos'd the founder of this law ; Who died within the year of our redemption Four hundred twenty-six ; and Charles the Great Subdu'd the Saxons , and did seat the French Beyond the river Sala , in the year Eight hundred five . Besides , their writers say , King Pepin , which deposed Childeric , Did , as heir general , being descended Of Blithild , which was daughter to King Clothair , Make claim and title to the crown of France . Hugh Capet also , who usurp'd the crown Of Charles the Duke of Loraine , sole heir male Of the true line and stock of Charles the Great , To find his title with some shows of truth , Though in pure truth , it was corrupt and naught , Convey'd himself as heir to the Lady Lingare , Daughter to Charlemain , who was the son To Lewis the emperor , and Lewis the son Of Charles the Great . Also King Lewis the Tenth , Who was sole heir to the usurper Capet , Could not keep quiet in his conscience , Wearing the crown of France , till satisfied That fair Queen Isabel , his grandmother , Was lineal of the Lady Ermengare , Daughter to Charles the aforesaid Duke of Loraine : By the which marriage the line of Charles the Great Was re-united to the crown of France . So that , as clear as is the summer's sun , King Pepin's title , and Hugh Capet's claim , King Lewis his satisfaction , all appear To hold in right and title of the female : So do the kings of France unto this day ; Howbeit they would hold up this Salique law To bar your highness claiming from the female ; And rather choose to hide them in a net Than amply to imbar their crooked titles Usurp'd from you and your progenitors . May I with right and conscience make this claim ? The sin upon my head , dread sovereign ! For in the book of Numbers is it writ : 'When the son dies , let the inheritance Descend unto the daughter .' Gracious lord , Stand for your own ; unwind your bloody flag ; Look back into your mighty ancestors : Go , my dread lord , to your great-grandsire's tomb , From whom you claim ; invoke his war-like spirit , And your great-uncle's , Edward the Black Prince , Who on the French ground play'd a tragedy , Making defeat on the full power of France ; Whiles his most mighty father on a hill Stood smiling to behold his lion's whelp Forage in blood of French nobility . O noble English ! that could entertain With half their forces the full pride of France , And let another half stand laughing by , All out of work , and cold for action . Awake remembrance of these valiant dead , And with your puissant arm renew their feats : You are their heir , you sit upon their throne , The blood and courage that renowned them Runs in your veins ; and my thrice-puissantliege Is in the very May-morn of his youth , Ripe for exploits and mighty enterprises . Your brother kings and monarchs of the earth Do all expect that you should rouse yourself , As did the former lions of your blood . They know your Grace hath cause and means and might ; So hath your highness ; never King of England Had nobles richer , and more loyal subjects , Whose hearts have left their bodies here in England And lie pavilion'd in the fields of France . O ! let their bodies follow , my dear liege , With blood and sword and fire to win your right ; In aid whereof we of the spiritualty Will raise your highness such a mighty sum As never did the clergy at one time Bring in to any of your ancestors . We must not only arm to invade the French , But lay down our proportions to defend Against the Scot , who will make road upon us With all advantages . They of those marches , gracious sovereign , Shall be a wall sufficient to defend Our inland from the pilfering borderers . We do not mean the coursing snatchers only , But fear the main intendment of the Scot , Who hath been still a giddy neighbour to us ; For you shall read that my great-grandfather Never went with his forces into France But that the Scot on his unfurnish'd kingdom Came pouring , like the tide into a breach , With ample and brim fulness of his force , Galling the gleaned land with hot essays , Girding with grievous siege castles and towns ; That England , being empty of defence , Hath shook and trembled at the ill neighbourhood . She hath been then more fear'd than harm'd , my liege ; For hear her but exampled by herself : When all her chivalry hath been in France And she a mourning widow of her nobles , She hath herself not only well defended , But taken and impounded as a stray The King of Scots ; whom she did send to France , To fill King Edward's fame with prisoner kings , And make your chronicle as rich with praise As is the owse and bottom of the sea With sunken wrack and sumless treasuries . But there's a saying very old and true ; If that you will France win , Then with Scotland first begin : For once the eagle England being in prey , To her unguarded nest the weasel Scot Comes sneaking and so sucks her princely eggs , Playing the mouse in absence of the cat , To tear and havoc more than she can eat . It follows then the cat must stay at home : Yet that is but a crush'd necessity ; Since we have locks to safeguard necessaries And pretty traps to catch the petty thieves . While that the armed hand doth fight abroad The advised head defends itself at home : For government , though high and low and lower , Put into parts , doth keep in one consent , Congreeing in a full and natural close , Like music . Therefore doth heaven divide The state of man in divers functions , Setting endeavour in continual motion ; To which is fixed , as an aim or butt , Obedience : for so work the honey-bees , Creatures that by a rule in nature teach The act of order to a peopled kingdom . They have a king and officers of sorts ; Where some , like magistrates , correct at home , Others , like merchants , venture trade abroad , Others , like soldiers , armed in their stings , Make boot upon the summer's velvet buds ; Which pillage they with merry march bring home To the tent-royal of their emperor : Who , busied in his majesty , surveys The singing masons building roofs of gold , The civil citizens kneading up the honey , The poor mechanic porters crowding in Their heavy burdens at his narrow gate , The sad-ey'd justice , with his surly hum , Delivering o'er to executors pale The lazy yawning drone . I this infer , That many things , having full reference To one consent , may work contrariously ; As many arrows , loosed several ways , Fly to one mark ; as many ways meet in one town ; As many fresh streams meet in one salt sea ; As many lines close in the dial's centre ; So may a thousand actions , once afoot , End in one purpose , and be all well borne Without defeat . Therefore to France , my liege . Divide your happy England into four ; Whereof take you one quarter into France , And you withal shall make all Gallia shake . If we , with thrice such powers left at home , Cannot defend our own doors from the dog , Let us be worried and our nation lose The name of hardiness and policy . Call in the messengers sent from the Dauphin . Now are we well resolv'd ; and by God's help , And yours , the noble sinews of our power , France being ours , we'll bend it to our awe Or break it all to pieces : or there we'll sit , Ruling in large and ample empery O'er France and all her almost kingly dukedoms , Or lay these bones in an unworthy urn , Tombless , with no remembrance over them : Either our history shall with full mouth Speak freely of our acts , or else our grave , Like Turkish mute , shall have a tongueless mouth , Not worshipp'd with a waxen epitaph . Now are we well prepar'd to know the pleasure Of our fair cousin Dauphin ; for we hear Your greeting is from him , not from the king . May't please your majesty to give us leave Freely to render what we have in charge ; Or shall we sparingly show you far off The Dauphin's meaning and our embassy ? We are no tyrant , but a Christian king ; Unto whose grace our passion is as subject As are our wretches fetter'd in our prisons : Therefore with frank and with uncurbed plainness Tell us the Dauphin's mind . Thus then , in few . Your highness , lately sending into France , Did claim some certain dukedoms , in the right Of your great predecessor , King Edward the Third . In answer of which claim , the prince our master Says that you savour too much of your youth , And bids you be advis'd there's nought in France That can be with a nimble galliard won ; You cannot revel into dukedoms there . He therefore sends you , meeter for your spirit , This tun of treasure ; and , in lieu of this , Desires you let the dukedoms that you claim Hear no more of you . This the Dauphin speaks . What treasure , uncle ? Tennis-balls , my liege . We are glad the Dauphin is so pleasant with us : His present and your pains we thank you for : When we have match'd our rackets to these balls , We will in France , by God's grace , play a set Shall strike his father's crown into the hazard . Tell him he hath made a match with such a wrangler That all the courts of France will be disturb'd With chaces . And we understand him well , How he comes o'er us with our wilder days , Not measuring what use we made of them . We never valu'd this poor seat of England ; And therefore , living hence , did give ourself To barbarous licence ; as 'tis ever common That men are merriest when they are from home . But tell the Dauphin I will keep my state , Be like a king and show my sail of greatness When I do rouse me in my throne of France : For that I have laid by my majesty And plodded like a man for working-days , But I will rise there with so full a glory That I will dazzle all the eyes of France , Yea , strike the Dauphin blind to look on us . And tell the pleasant prince this mock of his Hath turn'd his balls to gun-stones ; and his soul Shall stand sore-charged for the wasteful vengeance That shall fly with them : for many a thousand widows Shall this his mock mock out of their dear husbands ; Mock mothers from their sons , mock castles down ; And some are yet ungotten and unborn That shall have cause to curse the Dauphin's scorn . But this lies all within the will of God , To whom I do appeal ; and in whose name Tell you the Dauphin I am coming on , To venge me as I may and to put forth My rightful hand in a well-hallow'd cause . So get you hence in peace ; and tell the Dauphin His jest will savour but of shallow wit When thousands weep more than did laugh at it . Convey them with safe conduct . Fare you well . This was a merry message . We hope to make the sender blush at it . Therefore , my lords , omit no happy hour That may give furtherance to our expedition ; For we have now no thought in us but France , Save those to God , that run before our business . Therefore let our proportions for these wars Be soon collected , and all things thought upon That may with reasonable swiftness add More feathers to our wings ; for , God before , We'll chide this Dauphin at his father's door . Therefore let every man now task his thought , That this fair action may on foot be brought . Now all the youth of England are on fire , And silken dalliance in the wardrobe lies ; Now thrive the armourers , and honour's thought Reigns solely in the breast of every man : They sell the pasture now to buy the horse , Following the mirror of all Christian kings , With winged heels , as English Mercuries . For now sits Expectation in the air And hides a sword from hilts unto the point With crowns imperial , crowns and coronets , Promis'd to Harry and his followers . The French , advis'd by good intelligence Of this most dreadful preparation , Shake in their fear , and with pale policy Seek to divert the English purposes . O England ! model to thy inward greatness , Like little body with a mighty heart , What mightst thou do , that honour would thee do , Were all thy children kind and natural ! But see thy fault ! France hath in thee found out A nest of hollow bosoms , which he fills With treacherous crowns ; and three corrupted men , One , Richard Earl of Cambridge , and the second , Henry Lord Scroop of Masham , and the third , Sir Thomas Grey , knight , of Northumberland , Have , for the gilt of France ,O guilt , indeed ! Confirm'd conspiracy with fearful France ; And by their hands this grace of kings must die , If hell and treason hold their promises , Ere he take ship for France , and in Southampton . Linger your patience on ; and well digest The abuse of distance while we force a play . The sum is paid ; the traitors are agreed ; The king is set from London ; and the scene Is now transported , gentles , to Southampton : There is the playhouse now , there must you sit : And thence to France shall we convey you safe , And bring you back , charming the narrow seas To give you gentle pass ; for , if we may , We'll not offend one stomach with our play . But , till the king come forth and not till then , Unto Southampton do we shift our scene . Well met , Corporal Nym . Good morrow , Lieutenant Bardolph . What , are Ancient Pistol and you friends yet ? For my part , I care not : I say little ; but when time shall serve , there shall be smiles ; but that shall be as it may . I dare not fight ; but I will wink and hold out mine iron . It is a simple one ; but what though ? it will toast cheese , and it will endure cold as another man's sword will : and there's an end . I will bestow a breakfast to make you friends , and we'll be all three sworn brothers to France : let it be so , good Corporal Nym . Faith , I will live so long as I may , that's the certain of it ; and when I cannot live any longer , I will do as I may : that is my rest , that is the rendezvous of it . It is certain , corporal , that he is married to Nell Quickly ; and , certainly she did you wrong , for you were troth-plight to her . I cannot tell ; things must be as they may : men may sleep , and they may have their throats about them at that time ; and , some say , knives have edges . It must be as it may : though patience be a tired mare , yet she will plod . There must be conclusions . Well , I cannot tell . Here comes Ancient Pistol and his wife . Good corporal , be patient here . How now , mine host Pistol ! Base tike , call'st thou me host ? Now , by this hand , I swear , I scorn the term ; Nor shall my Nell keep lodgers . No , by my troth , not long ; for we cannot lodge and board a dozen or fourteen gentlewomen that live honestly by the prick of their needles , but it will be thought we keep a bawdy-house straight . [ Good lieutenant ! good corporal ! offer nothing here . Pish ! Pish for thee , Iceland dog ! thou prickeared cur of Iceland ! Good Corporal Nym , show thy valour and put up your sword . Will you shog off ? I would have you solus . Solus , egregious dog ? O viper vile ! The solus in thy most mervailous face ; The solus in thy teeth , and in thy throat , And in thy hateful lungs , yea , in thy maw , perdy ; And , which is worse , within thy nasty mouth ! I do retort the solus in thy bowels ; For I can take , and Pistol's cock is up , And flashing fire will follow . I am not Barbason ; you cannot conjure me . I have an humour to knock you indifferently well . If you grow foul with me , Pistol , I will scour you with my rapier , as I may , in fair terms : if you would walk off , I would prick your guts a little , in good terms , as I may ; and that's the humour of it . O braggart vile and damned furious wight ! The grave doth gape , and doting death is near ; Therefore exhale . Hear me , hear me what I say : he that strikes the first stroke , I'll run him up to the hilts , as I am a soldier . An oath of mickle might , and fury shall abate . Give me thy fist , thy fore-foot to me give ; Thy spirits are most tall . I will cut thy throat , one time or other , in fair terms ; that is the humour of it . Coupe le gorge ! That is the word . I thee defy again . O hound of Crete , think'st thou my spouse to get ? No ; to the spital go , And from the powdering-tub of infamy Fetch forth the lazar kite of Cressid's kind , Doll Tearsheet she by name , and her espouse : I have , and I will hold , the quondam Quickly For the only she ; and pauca , there's enough . Go to Mine host Pistol , you must come to my master , and your hostess : he is very sick , and would to bed . Good Bardolph , put thy face between his sheets and do the office of a warming-pan . Faith , he's very ill . Away , you rogue ! By my troth , he'll yield the crow a pudding one of these days . The king has killed his heart . Good husband , come home presently . Come , shall I make you two friends ? We must to France together . Why the devil should we keep knives to cut one another's throats ? Let floods o'erswell , and fiends for food howl on ! You'll pay me the eight shillings I won of you at betting ? Base is the slave that pays . That now I will have ; that's the humour of it . As manhood shall compound : push home . By this sword , he that makes the first thrust , I'll kill him ; by this sword , I will . Sword is an oath , and oaths must have their course . Corporal Nym , an thou wilt be friends , be friends : an thou wilt not , why then , be enemies with me too . Prithee , put up . I shall have my eight shillings I won of you at betting ? A noble shalt thou have , and present pay ; And liquor likewise will I give to thee , And friendship shall combine , and brotherhood : I'll live by Nym , and Nym shall live by me . Is not this just ? for I shall sutler be Unto the camp , and profits will accrue . Give me thy hand . I shall have my noble ? In cash most justly paid . Well then , that's the humour of it . As ever you came of women , come in quickly to Sir John . Ah , poor heart ! he is so shaked of a burning quotidian tertian , that it is most lamentable to behold . Sweet men , come to him . The king hath run bad humours on the knight ; that's the even of it . Nym , thou hast spoke the right ; His heart is fracted and corroborate . The king is a good king : but it must be as it may ; he passes some humours and careers . Let us condole the knight ; for , lambkins , we will live . 'Fore God , his Grace is bold to trust these traitors . They shall be apprehended by and by . How smooth and even they do bear themselves ! As if allegiance in their bosoms sat , Crowned with faith and constant loyalty . The king hath note of all that they intend , By interception which they dream not of . Nay , but the man that was his bedfellow , Whom he hath dull'd and cloy'd with gracious favours , That he should , for a foreign purse , so sell His sovereign's life to death and treachery ! Now sits the wind fair , and we will aboard . My Lord of Cambridge , and my kind Lord of Masham , And you , my gentle knight , give me your thoughts : Think you not that the powers we bear with us Will cut their passage through the force of France , Doing the execution and the act For which we have in head assembled them ? No doubt , my liege , if each man do his best . I doubt not that ; since we are well persuaded We carry not a heart with us from hence That grows not in a fair consent with ours ; Nor leave not one behind that doth not wish Success and conquest to attend on us . Never was monarch better fear'd and lov'd Than is your majesty : there's not , I think , a subject That sits in heart-grief and uneasiness Under the sweet shade of your government . True : those that were your father's enemies Have steep'd their galls in honey , and do serve you With hearts create of duty and of zeal . We therefore have great cause of thankfulness , And shall forget the office of our hand , Sooner than quittance of desert and merit According to the weight and worthiness . So service shall with steeled sinews toil , And labour shall refresh itself with hope , To do your Grace incessant services . We judge no less . Uncle of Exeter , Enlarge the man committed yesterday That rail'd against our person : we consider It was excess of wine that set him on ; And on his more advice we pardon him . That's mercy , but too much security : Let him be punish'd , sovereign , lest example Breed , by his sufference , more of such a kind . O ! let us yet be merciful . So may your highness , and yet punish too . Sir , You show great mercy , if you give him life After the taste of much correction . Alas ! your too much love and care of me Are heavy orisons 'gainst this poor wretch . If little faults , proceeding on distemper , Shall not be wink'd at , how shall we stretch our eye When capital crimes , chew'd , swallow'd , and digested , Appear before us ? We'll yet enlarge that man , Though Cambridge , Scroop , and Grey , in their dear care , And tender preservation of our person , Would have him punish'd . And now to our French causes : Who are the late commissioners ? I one , my lord : Your highness bade me ask for it to-day . So did you me , my liege . And I , my royal sovereign . Then , Richard , Earl of Cambridge , there is yours ; There yours , Lord Scroop of Masham ; and , sir knight , Grey of Northumberland , this same is yours : Read them ; and know , I know your worthiness . My Lord of Westmoreland , and uncle Exeter , We will aboard to-night . Why , how now , gentlemen ! What see you in those papers that you lose So much complexion ? Look ye , how they change ! Their cheeks are paper . Why , what read you there , That hath so cowarded and chas'd your blood Out of appearance ? I do confess my fault , And do submit me to your highness' mercy . To which we all appeal . To which we all appeal . The mercy that was quick in us but late By your own counsel is suppress'd and kill'd : You must not dare , for shame , to talk of mercy ; For your own reasons turn into your bosoms , As dogs upon their masters , worrying you . See you , my princes and my noble peers , These English monsters ! My Lord of Cambridge here , You know how apt our love was to accord To furnish him with all appertinents Belonging to his honour ; and this man Hath , for a few light crowns , lightly conspir'd , And sworn unto the practices of France , To kill us here in Hampton : to the which This knight , no less for bounty bound to us Than Cambridge is , hath likewise sworn . But O ! What shall I say to thee , Lord Scroop ? thou cruel , Ingrateful , savage and inhuman creature ! Thou that didst bear the key of all my counsels , That knew'st the very bottom of my soul , That almost mightst have coin'd me into gold Wouldst thou have practis'd on me for thy use ! May it be possible that foreign hire Could out of thee extract one spark of evil That might annoy my finger ? 'tis so strange That , though the truth of it stands off as gross As black from white , my eye will scarcely see it . Treason and murder ever kept together , As two yoke-devils sworn to either's purpose , Working so grossly in a natural cause That admiration did not whoop at them : But thou , 'gainst all proportion , didst bring in Wonder to wait on treason and on murder : And whatsoever cunning fiend it was That wrought upon thee so preposterously Hath got the voice in hell for excellence : And other devils that suggest by treasons Do botch and bungle up damnation With patches , colours , and with forms , being fetch'd From glistering semblances of piety ; But he that temper'd thee bade thee stand up , Gave thee no instance why thou shouldst do treason , Unless to dub thee with the name of traitor . If that same demon that hath gull'd thee thus Should with his lion gait walk the whole world , He might return to vasty Tartar back , And tell the legions , 'I can never win A soul so easy as that Englishman's .' O ! how hast thou with jealousy infected The sweetness of affiance . Show men dutiful ? Why , so didst thou : seem they grave and learned ? Why , so didst thou : come they of noble family ? Why , so didst thou : seem they religious ? Why , so didst thou : or are they spare in diet , Free from gross passion or of mirth or anger , Constant in spirit , not swerving with the blood , Garnish'd and deck'd in modest complement , Not working with the eye without the ear , And but in purged judgment trusting neither ? Such and so finely bolted didst thou seem : And thus thy fall hath left a kind of blot , To mark the full-fraught man and best indu'd With some suspicion . I will weep for thee ; For this revolt of thine , methinks , is like Another fall of man . Their faults are open : Arrest them to the answer of the law ; And God acquit them of their practices ! I arrest thee of high treason , by the name of Richard Earl of Cambridge . I arrest thee of high treason , by the name of Henry Lord Scroop of Masham . I arrest thee of high treason , by the name of Thomas Grey , knight , of Northumberland . Our purposes God justly hath discover'd , And I repent my fault more than my death ; Which I beseech your highness to forgive , Although my body pay the price of it . For me , the gold of France did not seduce , Although I did admit it as a motive The sooner to effect what I intended : But God be thanked for prevention ; Which I in sufference heartily will rejoice , Beseeching God and you to pardon me . Never did faithful subject more rejoice At the discovery of most dangerous treason Than I do at this hour joy o'er myself , Prevented from a damned enterprise . My fault , but not my body ; pardon , sovereign . God quit you in his mercy ! Hear your sentence . You have conspir'd against our royal person , Join'd with an enemy proclaim'd , and from his coffers Receiv'd the golden earnest of our death ; Wherein you would have sold your king to slaughter , His princes and his peers to servitude , His subjects to oppression and contempt , And his whole kingdom into desolation . Touching our person seek we no revenge ; But we our kingdom's safety must so tender , Whose ruin you have sought , that to her laws We do deliver you . Get you therefore hence , Poor miserable wretches , to your death ; The taste whereof , God of his mercy give you Patience to endure , and true repentance Of all your dear offences ! Bear them hence . Now , lords , for France ! the enterprise whereof Shall be to you , as us , like glorious . We doubt not of a fair and lucky war , Since God so graciously hath brought to light This dangerous treason lurking in our way To hinder our beginnings . We doubt not now But every rub is smoothed on our way . Then forth , dear countrymen : let us deliver Our puissance into the hand of God , Putting it straight in expedition . Cheerly to sea ! the signs of war advance : No king of England , if not king of France . Prithee , honey-sweet husband , let me bring thee to Staines . No ; for my manly heart doth yearn . Bardolph , be blithe ; Nym , rouse thy vaunting veins ; Boy , bristle thy courage up ; for Falstaff he is dead , And we must yearn therefore . Would I were with him , wheresome'er he is , either in heaven or in hell ! Nay , sure , he's not in hell : he's in Arthur's bosom , if ever man went to Arthur's bosom . A' made a finer end and went away an it had been any christom child ; a' parted even just between twelve and one , even at the turning o' the tide : for after I saw him fumble with the sheets and play with flowers and smile upon his fingers' ends , I knew there was but one way ; for his nose was as sharp as a pen , and a' babbled of green fields . 'How now , Sir John !' quoth I : 'what man ! be of good cheer .' So a' cried out 'God , God , God !' three or four times : now I , to comfort him , bid him a' should not think of God , I hoped there was no need to trouble himself with any such thoughts yet . So a' bade me lay more clothes on his feet : I put my hand into the bed and felt them , and they were as cold as any stone ; then I felt to his knees , and so upward , and upward , and all was as cold as any stone . They say he cried out of sack . Ay , that a' did . And of women . Nay , that a' did not . Yes , that a' did ; and said they were devils incarnate . A' could never abide carnation ; 'twas a colour he never liked . A' said once , the devil would have him about women . A' did in some sort , indeed , handle women ; but then he was rheumatic , and talked of the whore of Babylon . Do you not remember a' saw a flea stick upon Bardolph's nose , and a' said it was a black soul burning in hell-fire ? Well , the fuel is gone that maintained that fire : that's all the riches I got in his service . Shall we shog ? the king will be gone from Southampton . Come , let's away . My love , give me thy lips . Look to my chattels and my moveables : Let senses rule , the word is , 'Pitch and pay ;' Trust none ; For oaths are straws , men's faiths are wafercakes , And hold-fast is the only dog , my duck : Therefore , caveto be thy counsellor . Go , clear thy crystals . Yoke-fellows in arms , Let us to France ; like horse-leeches , my boys , To suck , to suck , the very blood to suck ! And that's but unwholesome food , they say . Touch her soft mouth , and march . Farewell , hostess . I cannot kiss , that is the humour of it ; but , adieu . Let housewifery appear : keep close , I thee command . Farewell ; adieu . Thus come the English with full power upon us ; And more than carefully it us concerns To answer royally in our defences . Therefore the Dukes of Berri and Britaine , Of Brabant and of Orleans , shall make forth , And you , Prince Dauphin , with all swift dispatch , To line and new repair our towns of war With men of courage and with means defendant : For England his approaches makes as fierce As waters to the sucking of a gulf . It fits us then to be as provident As fear may teach us , out of late examples Left by the fatal and neglected English Upon our fields . My most redoubted father , It is most meet we arm us 'gainst the foe ; For peace itself should not so dull a kingdom , Though war nor no known quarrel were in question , But that defences , musters , preparations , Should be maintain'd , assembled , and collected , As were a war in expectation . Therefore , I say 'tis meet we all go forth To view the sick and feeble parts of France : And let us do it with no show of fear ; No , with no more than if we heard that England Were busied with a Whitsun morris-dance : For , my good liege , she is so idly king'd , Her sceptre so fantastically borne By a vain , giddy , shallow , humorous youth , That fear attends her not . O peace , Prince Dauphin ! You are too much mistaken in this king . Question your Grace the late ambassadors , With what great state he heard their embassy , How well supplied with noble counsellors , How modest in exception , and , withal How terrible in constant resolution , And you shall find his vanities forespent Were but the outside of the Roman Brutus , Covering discretion with a coat of folly ; As gardeners do with ordure hide those roots That shall first spring and be most delicate . Well , 'tis not so , my lord high constable ; But though we think it so , it is no matter : In cases of defence 'tis best to weigh The enemy more mighty than he seems : So the proportions of defence are fill'd ; Which of a weak and niggardly projection Doth like a miser spoil his coat with scanting A little cloth . Think we King Harry strong ; And , princes , look you strongly arm to meet him . The kindred of him hath been flesh'd upon us , And he is bred out of that bloody strain That haunted us in our familiar paths : Witness our too much memorable shame When Cressy battle fatally was struck And all our princes captiv'd by the hand Of that black name , Edward Black Prince of Wales ; Whiles that his mounting sire , on mountain standing , Up in the air , crown'd with the golden sun , Saw his heroical seed , and smil'd to see him Mangle the work of nature , and deface The patterns that by God and by French fathers Had twenty years been made . This is a stem Of that victorious stock ; and let us fear The native mightiness and fate of him . Ambassadors from Harry King of England Do crave admittance to your majesty . We'll give them present audience . Go , and bring them . You see this chase is hotly follow'd , friends . Turn head , and stop pursuit ; for coward dogs Most spend their mouths when what they seem to threaten Runs far before them . Good my sovereign , Take up the English short , and let them know Of what a monarchy you are the head : Self-love , my liege , is not so vile a sin As self-neglecting . From our brother England ? From him ; and thus he greets your majesty . He wills you , in the name of God Almighty , That you divest yourself , and lay apart The borrow'd glories that by gift of heaven , By law of nature and of nations 'long To him and to his heirs ; namely , the crown And all wide-stretched honours that pertain By custom and the ordinance of times Unto the crown of France . That you may know 'Tis no sinister nor no awkward claim , Pick'd from the worm-holes of long-vanish'd days , Nor from the dust of old oblivion rak'd , He sends you this most memorable line , In every branch truly demonstrative ; Willing you overlook this pedigree ; And when you find him evenly deriv'd From his most fam'd of famous ancestors , Edward the Third , he bids you then resign Your crown and kingdom , indirectly held From him the native and true challenger . Or else what follows ? Bloody constraint ; for if you hide the crown Even in your hearts , there will he rake for it : Therefore in fierce tempest is he coming , In thunder and in earthquake like a Jove , That , if requiring fail , he will compel ; And bids you , in the bowels of the Lord , Deliver up the crown , and to take mercy On the poor souls for whom this hungry war Opens his vasty jaws ; and on your head Turning the widows' tears , the orphans' cries , The dead men's blood , the pining maidens' groans , For husbands , fathers , and betrothed lovers , That shall be swallow'd in this controversy . This is his claim , his threat'ning , and my message ; Unless the Dauphin be in presence here , To whom expressly I bring greeting too . For us , we will consider of this further : To-morrow shall you bear our full intent Back to our brother England . For the Dauphin , I stand here for him : what to him from England ? Scorn and defiance , slight regard , contempt , And anything that may not misbecome The mighty sender , doth he prize you at . Thus says my king : an if your father's highness Do not , in grant of all demands at large , Sweeten the bitter mock you sent his majesty , He'll call you to so hot an answer of it , That caves and womby vaultages of France Shall chide your trespass and return your mock In second accent of his ordinance . Say , if my father render fair return , It is against my will ; for I desire Nothing but odds with England : to that end , As matching to his youth and vanity , I did present him with the Paris balls . He'll make your Paris Louvre shake for it , Were it the mistress-court of mighty Europe : And , be assur'd , you'll find a difference As we his subjects have in wonder found Between the promise of his greener days And these he masters now . Now he weighs time Even to the utmost grain ; that you shall read In your own losses , if he stay in France . To-morrow shall you know our mind at full . Dispatch us with all speed , lest that our king Come here himself to question our delay ; For he is footed in this land already . You shall be soon dispatch'd with fair conditions : A night is but small breath and little pause To answer matters of this consequence . Thus with imagin'd wing our swift scene flies In motion of no less celerity Than that of thought . Suppose that you have seen The well-appointed king at Hampton pier Embark his royalty ; and his brave fleet With silken streamers the young Ph bus fanning : Play with your fancies , and in them behold Upon the hempen tackle ship-boys climbing ; Hear the shrill whistle which doth order give To sounds confus'd ; behold the threaden sails , Borne with the invisible and creeping wind , Draw the huge bottoms through the furrow'd sea , Breasting the lofty surge . O ! do but think You stand upon the rivage and behold A city on the inconstant billows dancing ; For so appears this fleet majestical , Holding due course to Harfleur . Follow , follow ! Grapple your minds to sternage of this navy , And leave your England , as dead midnight still , Guarded with grandsires , babies , and old women , Either past or not arriv'd to pith and puissance : For who is he , whose chin is but enrich'd With one appearing hair , that will not follow Those call'd and choice-drawn cavaliers to France ? Work , work your thoughts , and therein see a siege ; Behold the ordenance on their carriages , With fatal mouths gaping on girded Harfleur . Suppose the ambassador from the French comes back ; Tells Harry that the king doth offer him Katharine his daughter ; and with her , to dowry , Some petty and unprofitable dukedoms : The offer likes not : and the nimble gunner With linstock now the devilish cannon touches , And down goes all before them . Still be kind , And eke out our performance with your mind . Once more unto the breach , dear friends , once more ; Or close the wall up with our English dead ! In peace there's nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility : But when the blast of war blows in our ears , Then imitate the action of the tiger ; Stiffen the sinews , summon up the blood , Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage ; Then lend the eye a terrible aspect ; Let it pry through the portage of the head Like the brass cannon ; let the brow o'erwhelm it As fearfully as doth a galled rock O'erhang and jutty his confounded base , Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean . Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide , Hold hard the breath , and bend up every spirit To his full height ! On , on , you noblest English ! Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof ; Fathers that , like so many Alexanders , Have in these parts from morn till even fought , And sheath'd their swords for lack of argument . Dishonour not your mothers ; now attest That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you . Be copy now to men of grosser blood , And teach them how to war . And you , good yeomen , Whose limbs were made in England , show us here The mettle of your pasture ; let us swear That you are worth your breeding ; which I doubt not ; For there is none of you so mean and base That hath not noble lustre in your eyes . I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips , Straining upon the start . The game's afoot : Follow your spirit ; and , upon this charge Cry 'God for Harry ! England and Saint George !' On , on , on , on , on ! to the breach , to the breach ! Pray thee , corporal , stay : the knocks are too hot ; and for mine own part , I have not a case of lives : the humour of it is too hot , that is the very plain-song of it . The plain-song is most just , for humours do abound : Knocks go and come : God's vassals drop and die ; And sword and shield In bloody field Doth win immortal fame . Would I were in an alehouse in London ! I would give all my fame for a pot of ale , and safety . And I : If wishes would prevail with me , My purpose should not fail with me , But thither would I hie . As duly , But not as truly , As bird doth sing on bough . Up to the breach , you dogs ! avaunt , you cullions ! Be merciful , great duke , to men of mould ! Abate thy rage , abate thy manly rage ! Abate thy rage , great duke ! Good bawcock , bate thy rage ; use lenity , sweet chuck ! These be good humours ! your honour wins bad humours . As young as I am , I have observed these three swashers . I am boy to them all three , but all they three , though they would serve me , could not be man to me ; for , indeed three such antiques do not amount to a man . For Bardolph , he is white-livered and red-faced ; by the means whereof , a' faces it out , but fights not . For Pistol , he hath a killing tongue and a quiet sword ; by the means whereof a' breaks words , and keeps whole weapons . For Nym , he hath heard that men of few words are the best men ; and therefore he scorns to say his prayers , lest a' should be thought a coward : but his few bad words are matched with as few good deeds ; for a' never broke any man's head but his own , and that was against a post when he was drunk . They will steal any thing and call it purchase . Bardolph stole a lute-case , bore it twelve leagues , and sold it for three half-pence . Nym and Bardolph are sworn brothers in filching , and in Calais they stole a fire-shovel ;I knew by that piece of service the men would carry coals ,they would have me as familiar with men's pockets as their gloves or their handkerchers : which makes much against my manhood if I should take from another's pocket to put into mine ; for it is plain pocketing up of wrongs . I must leave them and seek some better service : their villany goes against my weak stomach , and therefore I must cast it up . Captain Fluellen , you must come presently to the mines : the Duke of Gloucester would speak with you . To the mines ! tell you the duke it is not so good to come to the mines . For look you , the mines is not according to the disciplines of the war ; the concavities of it is not sufficient ; for , look you , th' athversary you may discuss unto the duke , look you is digt himself four yards under the countermines ; by Cheshu , I think , a' will plow up all if there is not better directions . The Duke of Gloucester , to whom the order of the siege is given , is altogether directed by an Irishman , a very valiant gentleman , i' faith . It is Captain Macmorris , is it not ? I think it be . By Cheshu , he is an ass , as in the world : I will verify as much in his peard : he has no more directions in the true disciplines of the wars , look you , of the Roman disciplines , than is a puppy-dog . Here a' comes ; and the Scots captain , Captain Jamy , with him . Captain Jamy is a marvellous falorous gentleman , that is certain ; and of great expedition and knowledge in th' aunchient wars , upon my particular knowledge of his directions : by Cheshu , he will maintain his argument as well as any military man in the world , in the disciplines of the pristine wars of the Romans . I say gud day , Captain Fluellen . God-den to your worship , good Captain James . How now , Captain Macmorris ! have you quit the mines ? have the pioners given o'er ? By Chrish , la ! tish ill done : the work ish give over , the trumpet sound the retreat . By my hand , I swear , and my father's soul , the work ish ill done ; it ish give over : I would have blowed up the town , so Chrish save me , la ! in an hour : O ! tish ill done , tish ill done ; by my hand , tish ill done ! Captain Macmorris , I beseech you now , will you voutsafe me , look you , a few disputations with you , as partly touching or concerning the disciplines of the war , the Roman wars , in the way of argument , look you , and friendly communication ; partly to satisfy my opinion , and partly for the satisfaction , look you , of my mind , as touching the direction of the military discipline : that is the point . It sall be vary gud , gud feith , gud captains bath : and I sall quit you with gud leve , as I may pick occasion ; that sall I , marry . It is no time to discourse , so Chrish save me : the day is hot , and the weather , and the wars , and the king , and the dukes : it is no time to discourse . The town is beseeched , and the trumpet calls us to the breach ; and we talk , and be Chrish , do nothing : 'tis shame for us all ; so God sa' me , 'tis shame to stand still ; it is shame , by my hand ; and there is throats to be cut , and works to be done ; and there ish nothing done , so Chrish sa' me , la ! By the mess , ere theise eyes of mine take themselves to slumber , aile do gud service , or aile lig i' the grund for it ; ay , or go to death ; and aile pay it as valorously as I may , that sal I suerly do , that is the breff and the long . Marry , I wad full fain heard some question 'tween you tway . Captain Macmorris , I think , look you , under your correction , there is not many of your nation Of my nation ! What ish my nation ? ish a villain , and a bastard , and a knave , and a rascal ? What ish my nation ? Who talks of my nation ? Look you , if you take the matter otherwise than is meant , Captain Macmorris , peradventure I shall think you do not use me with that affability as in discretion you ought to use me , look you ; being as good a man as yourself , both in the disciplines of wars , and in the derivation of my birth , and in other particularities . I do not know you so good a man as myself : so Chrish save me , I will cut off your head . Gentlemen both , you will mistake each other . A ! that's a foul fault . The town sounds a parley . Captain Macmorris , when there is more better opportunity to be required , look you , I will be so bold as to tell you I know the disciplines of wars ; and there is an end . How yet resolves the governor of the town ? This is the latest parle we will admit : Therefore to our best mercy give yourselves ; Or like to men proud of destruction Defy us to our worst : for , as I am a soldier , A name that in my thoughts , becomes me best , If I begin the battery once again , I will not leave the half-achieved Harfleur Till in her ashes she lie buried . The gates of mercy shall be all shut up , And the flesh'd soldier , rough and hard of heart , In liberty of bloody hand shall range With conscience wide as hell , mowing like grass Your fresh-fair virgins and your flowering infants . What is it then to me , if impious war , Array'd in flames like to the prince of fiends , Do , with his smirch'd complexion , all fell feats Enlink'd to waste and desolation ? What is't to me , when you yourselves are cause , If your pure maidens fall into the hand Of hot and forcing violation ? What rein can hold licentious wickedness When down the hill he holds his fierce career ? We may as bootless spend our vain command Upon the enraged soldiers in their spoil As send precepts to the leviathan To come ashore . Therefore , you men of Harfleur , Take pity of your town and of your people , Whiles yet my soldiers are in my command ; Whiles yet the cool and temperate wind of grace O'erblows the filthy and contagious clouds Of heady murder , spoil , and villany . If not , why , in a moment , look to see The blind and bloody soldier with foul hand Defile the locks of your shrill-shrieking daughters ; Your fathers taken by the silver beards , And their most reverend heads dash'd to the walls ; Your naked infants spitted upon pikes , Whiles the mad mothers with their howls confus'd Do break the clouds , as did the wives of Jewry At Herod's bloody-hunting slaughtermen . What say you ? will you yield , and this avoid ? Or , guilty in defence , be thus destroy'd ? Our expectation hath this day an end . The Dauphin , whom of succour we entreated , Returns us that his powers are yet not ready To raise so great a siege . Therefore , great king , We yield our town and lives to thy soft mercy . Enter our gates ; dispose of us and ours ; For we no longer are defensible . Open your gates ! Come , uncle Exeter , Go you and enter Harfleur ; there remain , And fortify it strongly 'gainst the French : Use mercy to them all . For us , dear uncle , The winter coming on and sickness growing Upon our soldiers , we will retire to Calais . To-night in Harfleur will we be your guest ; To-morrow for the march are we addrest . Alice , tu as est en Angleterre , et tu parles bien le langage . Un peu , madame . Je te prie , m'enseignez ; il faut que j'apprenne parler . Comment appellez vous la main en Anglois ? La main ? elle est appell e , de hand . De hand . Et les doigts ? Les doigts ? ma foy , je oublie les doigts ; mais je me souviendray . Les doigts ? je pense qu'ils sont appell s de fingres ; ouy , de fingres . La main , de hand ; les doigts , de fingres . Je pense que je suis le bon escolier . J'ai gagn deux mots d'Anglois vistement . Comment appellez vous les ongles ? Lesongles ? nous les appellons , de nails . De nails . Escoutez ; dites moy , si je parle bien : de hands , de fingres , et de nails . C'est bien dict , madame ; il est fort bon Anglois . Dites moy l'Anglois pour le bras . De arm , madame . Et le coude ? De elbow . De elbow . Je m'en fais la r p tition de tous les mots que vous m'avez appris d s pr sent . Il est trop difficile , madame , comme je pense . Excusez moy , Alice ; escoutez : de hand , de fingres , de nails , de arma , de bilbow . De elbow , madame . O Seigneur Dieu ! je m'en oublie ; de elbow . Comment appellez vous le col ? De nick , madame . De nick . Et le menton ? De chin . De sin . Le col , de nick : le menton , de sin . Ouy . Sauf vostre honneur , en v rit vous prononcez les mots aussi droict que les natifs d'Angleterre . Je ne doute point d'apprendre par la grace de Dieu , et en peu de temps . N'avez vous d j oubli ce que je vous ay enseign e ? Non , je reciteray vous promptement . De hand , de fingre , de mails , De nails , madame . De nails , de arme , de ilbow . Sauf vostre honneur , d'elbow . Ainsi dis je ; d'elbow , de nick , et de sin . Comment appellez vous le pied et la robe ? De foot , madame ; et de coun . De foot , et de coun ? O Seigneur Dieu ! ces sont mots de son mauvais , corruptible , gros , et impudique , et non pour les dames d'honneur d'user . Je ne voudrois prononcer ces mots devant les seigneurs de France , pour tout le monde . Foh ! le foot , et le coun . N antmoins je reciterai une autre fois ma le on ensemble : de hand , de fingre , de nails , d'arm , d'elbow , de nick , de sin , de foot , de coun . Excellent , madame ! C'est assez pour une fois : allons nous diner . 'Tis certain , he hath pass'd the river Somme . And if he be not fought withal , my lord , Let us not live in France ; let us quit all , And give our vineyards to a barbarous people . O Dieu vivant ! shall a few sprays of us , The emptying of our fathers' luxury , Our scions , put in wild and savage stock , Spirt up so suddenly into the clouds , And overlook their grafters ? Normans , but bastard Normans , Norman bastards ! Mort de ma vie ! if they march along Unfought withal , but I will sell my dukedom , To buy a slobbery and a dirty farm In that nook-shotten isle of Albion . Dieu de battailes ! where have they this mettle ? Is not their climate foggy , raw , and dull , On whom , as in despite , the sun looks pale , Killing their fruit with frowns ? Can sodden water , A drench for sur-rein'd jades , their barley-broth , Decoct their cold blood to such valiant heat ? And shall our quick blood , spirited with wine , Seem frosty ? O ! for honour of our land , Let us not hang like roping icicles Upon our houses' thatch , whiles a more frosty people Sweat drops of gallant youth in our rich fields ; Poor we may call them in their native lords . By faith and honour , Our madams mock at us , and plainly say Our mettle is bred out ; and they will give Their bodies to the lust of English youth To new-store France with bastard warriors . They bid us to the English dancing-schools , And teach lavoltas high and swift corantos ; Saying our grace is only in our heels , And that we are most lofty runaways . Where is Montjoy the herald ? speed him hence : Let him greet England with our sharp defiance . Up , princes ! and , with spirit of honour edg'd More sharper than your swords , hie to the field : Charles Delabreth , High Constable of France ; You Dukes of Orleans , Bourbon , and Berri , Alen on , Brabant , Bar , and Burgundy ; Jaques Chatillon , Rambures , Vaudemont , Beaumont , Grandpr , Roussi , and Fauconberg , Foix , Lestrale , Bouciqualt , and Charolois ; High dukes , great princes , barons , lords , and knights , For your great seats now quit you of great shames . Bar Harry England , that sweeps through our land With pennons painted in the blood of Harfleur : Rush on his host , as doth the melted snow Upon the valleys , whose low vassal seat The Alps doth spit and void his rheum upon : Go down upon him , you have power enough , And in a captive chariot into Roan Bring him our prisoner . This becomes the great . Sorry am I his numbers are so few , His soldiers sick and famish'd in their march , For I am sure when he shall see our army He'll drop his heart into the sink of fear , And for achievement offer us his ransom . Therefore , lord constable , haste on Montjoy , And let him say to England that we send To know what willing ransom he will give . Prince Dauphin , you shall stay with us in Roan . Not so , I do beseech your majesty . Be patient , for you shall remain with us . Now forth , lord constable and princes all , And quickly bring us word of England's fall . How now , Captain Fluellen ! come you from the bridge ? I assure you , there is very excellent services committed at the pridge . Is the Duke of Exeter safe ? The Duke of Exeter is as magnanimous as Agamemnon ; and a man that I love and honour with my soul , and my heart , and my duty , and my life , and my living , and my uttermost power : he is not God be praised and plessed !any hurt in the world ; but keeps the pridge most valiantly , with excellent discipline . There is an aunchient lieutenant there at the pridge , I think , in my very conscience , he is as valiant a man as Mark Antony ; and he is a man of no estimation in the world ; but I did see him do as gallant service . What do you call him ? He is called Aunchient Pistol . I know him not . Here is the man . Captain , I thee beseech to do me favours : The Duke of Exeter doth love thee well . Ay , I praise God ; and I have merited some love at his hands . Bardolph , a soldier firm and sound of heart , And of buxom valour , hath , by cruel fate And giddy Fortune's furious fickle wheel , That goddess blind , That stands upon the rolling restless stone , By your patience , Aunchient Pistol . Fortune is painted plind , with a muffler afore her eyes , to signify to you that Fortune is plind : and she is painted also with a wheel , to signify to you , which is the moral of it , that she is turning , and inconstant , and mutability , and variation : and her foot , look you , is fixed upon a spherical stone , which rolls , and rolls , and rolls : in good truth , the poet makes a most excellent description of it : Fortune is an excellent moral . Fortune is Bardolph's foe , and frowns on him ; For he hath stol'n a pax , and hanged must a' be , A damned death ! Let gallows gape for dog , let man go free And let not hemp his wind-pipe suffocate . But Exeter hath given the doom of death For pax of little price . Therefore , go speak ; the duke will hear thy voice ; And let not Bardolph's vital thread be cut With edge of penny cord and vile reproach : Speak , captain , for his life , and I will thee requite . Aunchient Pistol , I do partly understand your meaning . Why then , rejoice therefore . Certainly , aunchient , it is not a thing to rejoice at ; for , if , look you , he were my brother , I would desire the duke to use his good pleasure and put him to execution ; for discipline ought to be used . Die and be damn'd ; and figo for thy friendship ! It is well . The fig of Spain ! Very good . Why , this is an arrant counterfeit rascal : I remember him now ; a bawd , a cutpurse . I'll assure you a' uttered as prave words at the pridge as you shall see in a summer's day . But it is very well ; what he has spoke to me , that is well , I warrant you , when time is serve . Why , 'tis a gull , a fool , a rogue , that now and then goes to the wars to grace himself at his return into London under the form of a soldier . And such fellows are perfect in the great commanders' names , and they will learn you by rote where services were done ; at such and such a sconce , at such a breach , at such a convoy ; who came off bravely , who was shot , who disgraced , what terms the enemy stood on ; and this they con perfectly in the phrase of war , which they trick up with new-tuned oaths : and what a beard of the general's cut and a horrid suit of the camp will do among foaming bottles and ale-washed wits , is wonderful to be thought on . But you must learn to know such slanders of the age , or else you may be marvellously mistook . I tell you what , Captain Gower ; I do perceive , he is not the man that he would gladly make show to the world he is : if I find a hole in his coat I will tell him my mind . Hark you , the king is coming ; and I must speak with him from the pridgo . God pless your majesty ! How now , Fluellen ! cam'st thou from the bridge ? Ay , so please your majesty . The Duke of Exeter hath very gallantly maintained the pridge : the French is gone off , look you , and there is gallant and most prave passages . Marry , th' athversary was have possession of the pridge , but he is enforced to retire , and the Duke of Exeter is master of the pridge . I can tell your majesty the duke is a prave man . What men have you lost , Fluellen ? The perdition of th' athversary hath been very great , reasonable great : marry , for my part , I think the duke hath lost never a man but one that is like to be executed for robbing a church ; one Bardolph , if your majesty know the man : his face is all bubukles , and whelks , and knobs , and flames o' fire ; and his lips blows at his nose , and it is like a coal of fire , sometimes plue and sometimes red ; but his nose is executed , and his fire's out . We would have all such offenders so cut off : and we give express charge that in our marches through the country there be nothing compelled from the villages , nothing taken but paid for , none of the French upbraided or abused in disdainful language ; for when lenity and cruelty play for a kingdom , the gentler gamester is the soonest winner . You know me by my habit . Well then I know thee : what shall I know of thee ? My master's mind . Unfold it . Thus says my king : Say thou to Harry of England : Though we seemed dead , we did but sleep : advantage is a better soldier than rashness . Tell him , we could have rebuked him at Harfleur , but that we thought not good to bruise an injury till it were full ripe : now we speak upon our cue , and our voice is imperial : England shall repent his folly , see his weakness , and admire our sufferance . Bid him therefore consider of his ransom ; which must proportion the losses we have borne , the subjects we have lost , the disgrace we have digested ; which , in weight to re-answer , his pettiness would bow under . For our losses , his exchequer is too poor ; for the effusion of our blood , the muster of his kingdom too faint a number ; and for our disgrace , his own person , kneeling at our feet , but a weak and worthless satisfaction . To this add defiance : and tell him , for conclusion , he hath betrayed his followers , whose condemnation is pronounced . So far my king and master , so much my office . What is thy name ? I know thy quality . Montjoy . Thou dost thy office fairly . Turn thee back , And tell thy king I do not seek him now , But could be willing to march on to Calais Without impeachment ; for , to say the sooth , Though 'tis no wisdom to confess so much Unto an enemy of craft and vantage , My people are with sickness much enfeebled , My numbers lessen'd , and those few I have Almost no better than so many French : Who , when they were in health , I tell thee , herald , I thought upon one pair of English legs Did march three Frenchmen . Yet , forgive me , God , That I do brag thus ! this your air of France Hath blown that vice in me ; I must repent . Go therefore , tell thy master here I am : My ransom is this frail and worthless trunk , My army but a weak and sickly guard ; Yet , God before , tell him we will come on , Though France himself and such another neighbour Stand in our way . There's for thy labour , Montjoy . Go , bid thy master well advise himself : If we may pass , we will ; if we be hinder'd , We shall your tawny ground with your red blood Discolour : and so , Montjoy , fare you well . The sum of all our answer is but this : We would not seek a battle as we are ; Nor , as we are , we say we will not shun it : So tell your master . I shall deliver so . Thanks to your highness . I hope they will not come upon us now . We are in God's hand , brother , not in theirs . March to the bridge ; it now draws toward night : Beyond the river we'll encamp ourselves , And on to-morrow bid them march away . Tut ! I have the best armour of the world . Would it were day ! You have an excellent armour ; but let my horse have his due . It is the best horse of Europe . Will it never be morning ? My Lord of Orleans , and my lord high constable , you talk of horse and armour You are as well provided of both as any prince in the world . What a long night is this ! I will not change my horse with any that treads but on four pasterns . a , ha ! He bounds from the earth as if his entrails were hairs : le cheval volant , the Pegasus , qui a les narines de feu ! When I bestride him , I soar , I am a hawk : he trots the air ; the earth sings when he touches it ; the basest horn of his hoof is more musical than the pipe of Hermes . He's of the colour of the nutmeg . And of the heat of the ginger . It is a beast for Perseus : he is pure air and fire ; and the dull elements of earth and water never appear in him but only in patient stillness while his rider mounts him : he is indeed a horse ; and all other jades you may call beasts . Indeed , my lord , it is a most absolute and excellent horse . It is the prince of palfreys ; his neigh is like the bidding of a monarch and his countenance enforces homage . No more , cousin . Nay , the man hath no wit that cannot , from the rising of the lark to the lodging of the lamb , vary deserved praise on my palfrey : it is a theme as fluent as the sea ; turn the sands into eloquent tongues , and my horse is argument for them all . 'Tis a subject for a sovereign to reason on , and for a sovereign's sovereign to ride on ; and for the world familiar to us , and unknown to lay apart their particular functions and wonder at him . I once writ a sonnet in his praise and began thus : 'Wonder of nature !' I have heard a sonnet begin so to one's mistress . Then did they imitate that which I composed to my courser ; for my horse is my mistress . Your mistress bears well . Me well ; which is the prescript praise and perfection of a good and particular mistress . Ma foi , methought yesterday your mistress shrewdly shook your back . So perhaps did yours . Mine was not bridled . O ! then belike she was old and gentle ; and you rode , like a kern of Ireland , your French hose off and in your straight strossers . You have good judgment in horsemanship . Be warned by me , then : they that ride so , and ride not warily , fall into foul bogs . I had rather have my horse to my mistress . I had as lief have my mistress a jade . I tell thee , constable , my mistress wears his own hair . I could make as true a boast as that if I had a sow to my mistress . Le chien est retourn son propre vomissement , et la truie lav e au bourbier : thou makest use of any thing . Yet do I not use my horse for my mistress : or any such proverb so little kin to the purpose . My lord constable , the armour that I saw in your tent to-night , are those stars or suns upon it ? Stars , my lord . Some of them will fall to-morrow , I hope . And yet my sky shall not want . That may be , for you bear a many superfluously , and 'twere more honour some were away . Even as your horse bears your praises ; who would trot as well were some of your brags dismounted . Would I were able to load him with his desert ! Will it never be day ? I will trot to-morrow a mile , and my way shall be paved with English faces . I will not say so for fear I should be faced out of my way . But I would it were morning , for I would fain be about the ears of the English . Who will go to hazard with me for twenty prisoners ? You must first go yourself to hazard , ere you have them . 'Tis midnight : I'll go arm myself . The Dauphin longs for morning . He longs to eat the English . I think he will eat all he kills . By the white hand of my lady , he's a gallant prince . Swear by her foot , that she may tread out the oath . He is simply the most active gentleman of France . Doing is activity , and he will still be doing . He never did harm , that I heard of . Nor will do none to-morrow : he will keep that good name still . I know him to be valiant . I was told that by one that knows him better than you . What's he ? Marry , he told me so himself ; and he said he cared not who knew it . He needs not ; it is no hidden virtue in him . By my faith , sir , but it is ; never any body saw it but his lackey : 'tis a hooded valour ; and when it appears , it will bate . 'Ill will never said well .' I will cap that proverb with 'There is flattery in friendship .' And I will take up that with 'Give the devil his due .' Well placed : there stands your friend for the devil : have at the very eye of that proverb , with 'A pox of the devil .' You are the better at proverbs , by how much 'A fool's bolt is soon shot .' You have shot over . 'Tis not the first time you were overshot . My lord high constable , the English lie within fifteen hundred paces of your tents . Who hath measured the ground ? The Lord Grandpr . A valiant and most expert gentleman . Would it were day ! Alas ! poor Harry of England , he longs not for the dawning as we do . What a wretched and peevish fellow is this King of England , to mope with his fatbrained followers so far out of his knowledge ! If the English had any apprehension they would run away . That they lack ; for if their heads had any intellectual armour they could never wear such heavy head-pieces . That island of England breeds very valiant creatures : their mastiffs are of unmatchable courage . Foolish curs ! that run winking into the mouth of a Russian bear and have their heads crushed like rotten apples . You may as well say that's a valiant flea that dare eat his breakfast on the lip of a lion . Just , just ; and the men do sympathize with the mastiffs in robustious and rough coming on , leaving their wits with their wives : and then give them great meals of beef and iron and steel , they will eat like wolves and fight like devils . Ay , but these English are shrewdly out of beef . Then shall we find to-morrow they have only stomachs to eat and none to fight . Now is it time to arm ; come , shall we about it ? It is now two o'clock : but , let me see , by ten We shall have each a hundred Englishmen . Now entertain conjecture of a time When creeping murmur and the poring dark Fills the wide vessel of the universe . From camp to camp , through the foul womb of night , The hum of either army stilly sounds , That the fix'd sentinels almost receive The secret whispers of each other's watch : Fire answers fire , and through their paly flames Each battle sees the other's umber'd face : Steed threatens steed , in high and boastful neighs Piercing the night's dull ear ; and from the tents The armourers , accomplishing the knights , With busy hammers closing rivets up , Give dreadful note of preparation . The country cocks do crow , the clocks do toll , And the third hour of drowsy morning name . Proud of their numbers , and secure in soul , The confident and over-lusty French Do the low-rated English play at dice ; And chide the cripple tardy-gaited night Who , like a foul and ugly witch , doth limp So tediously away . The poor condemned English , Like sacrifices , by their watchful fires Sit patiently , and inly ruminate The morning's danger , and their gesture sad Investing lank-lean cheeks and war-worn coats Presenteth them unto the gazing moon So many horrid ghosts . O ! now , who will behold The royal captain of this ruin'd band Walking from watch to watch , from tent to tent , Let him cry 'Praise and glory on his head !' For forth he goes and visits all his host , Bids them good morrow with a modest smile , And calls them brothers , friends , and countrymen . Upon his royal face there is no note How dread an army hath enrounded him ; Nor doth he dedicate one jot of colour Unto the weary and all-watched night : But freshly looks and overbears attaint With cheerful semblance and sweet majesty ; That every wretch , pining and pale before , Beholding him , plucks comfort from his looks , A largess universal , like the sun His liberal eye doth give to every one , Thawing cold fear . Then mean and gentle all , Behold , as may unworthiness define , A little touch of Harry in the night . And so our scene must to the battle fly ; Where ,O for pity ,we shall much disgrace , With four or five most vile and ragged foils , Right ill dispos'd in brawl ridiculous , The name of Agincourt . Yet sit and see ; Minding true things by what their mockeries be . Gloucester , 'tis true that we are in great danger ; The greater therefore should our courage be . Good morrow , brother Bedford . God Almighty ! There is some soul of goodness in things evil , Would men observingly distil it out ; For our bad neighbour makes us early stirrers , Which is both healthful , and good husbandry : Besides , they are our outward consciences , And preachers to us all ; admonishing That we should dress us fairly for our end . Thus may we gather honey from the weed , And make a moral of the devil himself . Good morrow , old Sir Thomas Erpingham : A good soft pillow for that good white head Were better than a churlish turf of France . Not so , my liege : this lodging likes me better , Since I may say , 'Now lie I like a king .' 'Tis good for men to love their present pains Upon example ; so the spirit is eas'd : And when the mind is quicken'd , out of doubt , The organs , though defunct and dead before , Break up their drowsy grave , and newly move With casted slough and fresh legerity . Lend me thy cloak , Sir Thomas . Brothers both , Commend me to the princes in our camp ; Do my good morrow to them ; and anon Desire them all to my pavilion . We shall , my liege . Shall I attend your Grace ? No , my good knight ; Go with my brothers to my lords of England : I and my bosom must debate awhile , And then I would no other company . The Lord in heaven bless thee , noble Harry ! God-a-mercy , old heart ! thou speak'st cheerfully . Qui va l ? A friend . Discuss unto me ; art thou officer ? Or art thou base , common and popular ? I am a gentleman of a company . Trail'st thou the puissant pike ? Even so . What are you ? As good a gentleman as the emperor . Then you are a better than the king . The king's a bawcock , and a heart of gold , A lad of life , an imp of fame : Of parents good , of fist most valiant : I kiss his dirty shoe , and from my heart-string I love the lovely bully . What's thy name ? Harry le Roy . Le Roy ! a Cornish name : art thou of Cornish crew ? No , I am a Welshman . Know'st thou Fluellen ? Yes . Tell him , I'll knock his leek about his pate Upon Saint Davy's day . Do not you wear your dagger in your cap that day , lest he knock that about yours . Art thou his friend ? And his kinsman too . The figo for thee then ! I thank you . God be with you ! My name is Pistol called . It sorts well with your fierceness . Captain Fluellen ! Sol in the name of Cheshu Christ , speak lower . It is the greatest admiration in the universal world , when the true and auncient prerogatifes and laws of the wars is not kept . If you would take the pains but to examine the wars of Pompey the Great , you shall find , I warrant you , that there is no tiddle-taddle nor pibble-pabble in Pompey's camp ; I warrant you , you shall find the ceremonies of the wars , and the cares of it , and the forms of it , and the sobriety of it , and the modesty of it , to be otherwise . Why , the enemy is loud ; you heard him all night . If the enemy is an ass and a fool and a prating coxcomb , is it meet , think you , that we should also , look you , be an ass and a fool and a prating coxcomb , in your own conscience now ? I will speak lower . I pray you and peseech you that you will . Though it appear a little out of fashion , There is much care and valour in this Welshman . Brother John Bates , is not that the morning which breaks yonder ? I think it be ; but we have no great cause to desire the approach of day . We see yonder the beginning of the day , but I think we shall never see the end of it . Who goes there ? A friend . Under what captain serve you ? Under Sir Thomas Erpingham . A good old commander and a most kind gentleman : I pray you , what thinks he of our estate ? Even as men wracked upon a sand , that look to be washed off the next tide . He hath not told his thought to the king ? No ; nor it is not meet he should . For , though I speak it to you , I think the king is but a man , as I am : the violet smells to him as it doth to me ; the element shows to him as it doth to me ; all his senses have but human conditions : his ceremonies laid by , in his nakedness he appears but a man ; and though his affections are higher mounted than ours , yet when they stoop , they stoop with the like wing . Therefore when he sees reason of fears , as we do , his fears , out of doubt , be of the same relish as ours are : yet , in reason , no man should possess him with any appearance of fear , lest he , by showing it , should dishearten his army . He may show what outward courage he will , but I believe , as cold a night as 'tis , he could wish himself in Thames up to the neck , and so I would he were , and I by him , at all adventures , so we were quit here . By my troth , I will speak my conscience of the king : I think he would not wish himself any where but where he is . Then I would he were here alone ; so should he be sure to be ransomed , and a many poor men's lives saved . I dare say you love him not so ill to wish him here alone , howsoever you speak this to feel other men's minds . Methinks I could not die any where so contented as in the king's company , his cause being just and his quarrel honourable . That's more than we know . Ay , or more than we should seek after ; for we know enough if we know we are the king's subjects . If his cause be wrong , our obedience to the king wipes the crime of it out of us . But if the cause be not good , the king himself hath a heavy reckoning to make ; when all those legs and arms and heads , chopped off in a battle , shall join together at the latter day , and cry all , 'We died at such a place ;' some swearing , some crying for a surgeon , some upon their wives left poor behind them , some upon the debts they owe , some upon their children rawly left . I am afeard there are few die well that die in a battle ; for how can they charitably dispose of any thing when blood is their argument ? Now , if these men do not die well , it will be a black matter for the king that led them to it , whom to disobey were against all proportion of subjection . So , if a son that is by his father sent about merchandise do sinfully miscarry upon the sea , the imputation of his wickedness , by your rule , should be imposed upon his father that sent him : or if a servant , under his master's command transporting a sum of money , be assailed by robbers and die in many irreconciled iniquities , you may call the business of the master the author of the servant's damnation . But this is not so : the king is not bound to answer the particular endings of his soldiers , the father of his son , nor the master of his servant ; for they purpose not their death when they purpose their services . Besides , there is no king , be his cause never so spotless , if it come to the arbitrement of swords , can try it out with all unspotted soldiers . Some , peradventure , have on them the guilt of premeditated and contrived murder ; some , of beguiling virgins with the broken seals of perjury ; some , making the wars their bulwark , that have before gored the gentle bosom of peace with pillage and robbery . Now , if these men have defeated the law and outrun native punishment , though they can outstrip men , they have no wings to fly from God : war is his beadle , war is his vengeance ; so that here men are punished for before-breach of the king's laws in now the king's quarrel : where they feared the death they have borne life away , and where they would be safe they perish . Then , if they die unprovided , no more is the king guilty of their damnation than he was before guilty of those impieties for the which they are now visited . Every subject's duty is the king's ; but every subject's soul is his own . Therefore should every soldier in the wars do as every sick man in his bed , wash every mote out of his conscience ; and dying so , death is to him advantage ; or not dying , the time was blessedly lost wherein such preparation was gained : and in him that escapes , it were not sin to think , that making God so free an offer , he let him outlive that day to see his greatness , and to teach others how they should prepare . 'Tis certain , every man that dies ill , the ill upon his own head : the king is not to answer it . I do not desire he should answer for me ; and yet I determine to fight lustily for him . I myself heard the king say he would not be ransomed . Ay , he said so , to make us fight cheerfully ; but when our throats are cut he may be ransomed , and we ne'er the wiser . If I live to see it , I will never trust his word after . You pay him then . That's a perilous shot out of an elder-gun , that a poor and a private displeasure can do against a monarch . You may as well go about to turn the sun to ice with fanning in his face with a peacock's feather . You'll never trust his word after ! come , 'tis a foolish saying . Your reproof is something too round ; I should be angry with you if the time were convenient . Let it be a quarrel between us , if you live . I embrace it . How shall I know thee again ? Give me any gage of thine , and I will wear it in my bonnet : then , if ever thou darest acknowledge it , I will make it my quarrel . Here's my glove : give me another of thine . There . This will I also wear in my cap : if ever thou come to me and say after to-morrow , 'This is my glove ,' by this hand I will take thee a box on the ear . If ever I live to see it , I will challenge it . Thou darest as well be hanged . Well , I will do it , though I take thee in the king's company . Keep thy word : fare thee well . Be friends , you English fools , be friends : we have French quarrels enow , if you could tell how to reckon . Indeed , the French may lay twenty French crowns to one , they will beat us ; for they bear them on their shoulders : but it is no English treason to cut French crowns , and to-morrow the king himself will be a clipper . Upon the king ! let us our lives , our souls , Our debts , our careful wives , Our children , and our sins lay on the king ! We must bear all . O hard condition ! Twin-born with greatness , subject to the breath Of every fool , whose sense no more can feel But his own wringing . What infinite heart's ease Must kings neglect that private men enjoy ! And what have kings that privates have not too , Save ceremony , save general ceremony ? And what art thou , thou idle ceremony ? What kind of god art thou , that suffer'st more Of mortal griefs than do thy worshippers ? What are thy rents ? what are thy comings-in ? O ceremony ! show me but thy worth : What is thy soul of adoration ? Art thou aught else but place , degree , and form , Creating awe and fear in other men ? Wherein thou art less happy , being fear'd , Than they in fearing . What drink'st thou oft , instead of homage sweet , But poison'd flattery ? O ! be sick , great greatness , And bid thy ceremony give thee cure . Think'st thou the fiery fever will go out With titles blown from adulation ? Will it give place to flexure and low-bending ? Canst thou , when thou command'st the beggar's knee , Command the health of it ? No , thou proud dream , That play'st so subtly with a king's repose ; I am a king that find thee ; and I know 'Tis not the balm , the sceptre and the ball , The sword , the mace , the crown imperial , The intertissued robe of gold and pearl , The farced title running 'fore the king , The throne he sits on , nor the tide of pomp That beats upon the high shore of this world , No , not all these , thrice-gorgeous ceremony , Not all these , laid in bed majestical , Can sleep so soundly as the wretched slave , Who with a body fill'd and vacant mind Gets him to rest , cramm'd with distressful bread ; Never sees horrid night , the child of hell , But , like a lackey , from the rise to set Sweats in the eye of Ph bus , and all night Sleeps in Elysium ; next day after dawn , Doth rise and help Hyperion to his horse , And follows so the ever-running year With profitable labour to his grave : And , but for ceremony , such a wretch , Winding up days with toil and nights with sleep , Had the fore-hand and vantage of a king . The slave , a member of the country's peace , Enjoys it ; but in gross brain little wots What watch the king keeps to maintain the peace , Whose hours the peasant best advantages . My lord , your nobles , jealous of your absence , Seek through your camp to find you . Good old knight , Collect them all together at my tent : I'll be before thee . I shall do't , my lord . O God of battles ! steel my soldiers' hearts ; Possess them not with fear ; take from them now The sense of reckoning , if the opposed numbers Pluck their hearts from them . Not to-day , O Lord ! O ! not to-day , think not upon the fault My father made in compassing the crown . I Richard's body have interr'd anew , And on it have bestow'd more contrite tears Than from it issu'd forced drops of blood . Five hundred poor I have in yearly pay , Who twice a day their wither'd hands hold up Toward heaven , to pardon blood ; and I have built Two chantries , where the sad and solemn priests Sing still for Richard's soul . More will I do ; Though all that I can do is nothing worth , Since that my penitence comes after all , Imploring pardon . My liege ! My brother Gloucester's voice ! Ay ; I know thy errand , I will go with thee : The day , my friends , and all things stay for me . The sun doth gild our armour : up , my lords ! Montez cheval ! My horse ! varlet ! lacquais ! ha ! O brave spirit ! Via ! les eaux et la terre ! Rien puis ? l'air et le feu . Ciel ! cousin Orleans . Now , my lord constable ! Hark how our steeds for present service neigh ! Mount them , and make incision in their hides , That their hot blood may spin in English eyes , And dout them with superfluous courage : ha ! What ! will you have them weep our horses' blood ? How shall we then behold their natural tears ? The English are embattail'd , you French peers . To horse , you gallant princes ! straight to horse ! Do but behold yon poor and starved band , And your fair show shall suck away their souls , Leaving them but the shales and husks of men . There is not work enough for all our hands ; Scarce blood enough in all their sickly veins To give each naked curtal-axe a stain , That our French gallants shall to-day draw out , And sheathe for lack of sport : let us but blow on them , The vapour of our valour will o'erturn them . 'Tis positive 'gainst all exceptions , lords , That our superfluous lackeys and our peasants , Who in unnecessary action swarm About our squares of battle , were enow To purge this field of such a hilding foe , Though we upon this mountain's basis by Took stand for idle speculation : But that our honours must not . What's to say ? A very little little let us do , And all is done . Then let the trumpets sound The tucket sonance and the note to mount : For our approach shall so much dare the field , That England shall couch down in fear and yield . Why do you stay so long , my lords of France ? Yon island carrions desperate of their bones , Ill-favour'dly become the morning field : Their ragged curtains poorly are let loose , And our air shakes them passing scornfully : Big Mars seems bankrupt in their beggar'd host , And faintly through a rusty beaver peeps : The horsemen sit like fixed candlesticks , With torch-staves in their hand ; and their poor jades Lob down their heads , dropping the hides and hips , The gum down-roping from their pale-dead eyes , And in their pale dull mouths the gimmal bit Lies foul with chew'd grass , still and motionless ; And their executors , the knavish crows , Fly o'er them , all impatient for their hour . Description cannot suit itself in words To demonstrate the life of such a battle In life so lifeless as it shows itself . They have said their prayers , and they stay for death . Shall we go send them dinners and fresh suits , And give their fasting horses provender , And after fight with them ? I stay but for my guard : on , to the field ! I will the banner from a trumpet take , And use it for my haste . Come , come , away ! The sun is high , and we outwear the day . Where is the king ? The king himself is rode to view their battle . Of fighting men they have full three-score thousand . There's five to one ; besides , they all are fresh . God's arm strike with us ! 'tis a fearful odds . God be wi' you , princes all ; I'll to my charge : If we no more meet till we meet in heaven , Then , joyfully , my noble Lord of Bedford , My dear Lord Gloucester , and my good Lord Exeter , And my kind kinsman , warriors all , adieu ! Farewell , good Salisbury ; and good luck go with thee ! Farewell , kind lord . Fight valiantly to-day : And yet I do thee wrong to mind thee of it , For thou art fram'd of the firm truth of valour . He is as full of valour as of kindness ; Princely in both . O ! that we now had here But one ten thousand of those men in England That do no work to-day . What's he that wishes so ? My cousin Westmoreland ? No , my fair cousin : If we are mark'd to die , we are enow To do our country loss ; and if to live , The fewer men , the greater share of honour . God's will ! I pray thee , wish not one man more . By Jove , I am not covetous for gold , Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost ; It yearns me not if men my garments wear ; Such outward things dwell not in my desires : But if it be a sin to covet honour , I am the most offending soul alive . No , faith , my coz , wish not a man from England : God's peace ! I would not lose so great an honour As one man more , methinks , would share from me , For the best hope I have . O ! do not wish one more : Rather proclaim it , Westmoreland , through my host , That he which hath no stomach to this fight , Let him depart ; his passport shall be made , And crowns for convoy put into his purse : We would not die in that man's company That fears his fellowship to die with us . This day is call'd the feast of Crispian : He that outlives this day , and comes safe home , Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd , And rouse him at the name of Crispian . He that shall live this day , and see old age , Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours , And say , 'To-morrow is Saint Crispian :' Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars , And say , 'These wounds I had on Crispin's day .' Old men forget : yet all shall be forgot , But he'll remember with advantages What feats he did that day . Then shall our names , Familiar in his mouth as household words , Harry the king , Bedford and Exeter , Warwick and Talbot , Salisbury and Gloucester , Be in their flowing cups freshly remember'd . This story shall the good man teach his son ; And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by , From this day to the ending of the world , But we in it shall be remembered ; We few , we happy few , we band of brothers ; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother ; be he ne'er so vile This day shall gentle his condition : And gentlemen in England , now a-bed Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here , And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day . My sov'reign lord , bestow yourself with speed : The French are bravely in their battles set , And will with all expedience charge on us . All things are ready , if our minds be so . Perish the man whose mind is backward now ! Thou dost not wish more help from England , coz ? God's will ! my liege , would you and I alone , Without more help , could fight this royal battle ! Why , now thou hast unwish'd five thousand men ; Which likes me better than to wish us one . You know your places : God be with you all ! Once more I come to know of thee , King Harry , If for thy ransom thou wilt now compound , Before thy most assured overthrow : For certainly thou art so near the gulf Thou needs must be englutted . Besides , in mercy , The constable desires thee thou wilt mind Thy followers of repentance ; that their souls May make a peaceful and a sweet retire From off these fields , where , wretches , their poor bodies Must lie and fester . Who hath sent thee now ? The Constable of France . I pray thee , bear my former answer back : Bid them achieve me and then sell my bones . Good God ! why should they mock poor fellows thus ? The man that once did sell the lion's skin While the beast liv'd , was kill'd with hunting him . A many of our bodies shall no doubt Find native graves ; upon the which , I trust , Shall witness live in brass of this day's work ; And those that leave their valiant bones in France , Dying like men , though buried in your dung-hills , They shall be fam'd ; for there the sun shall greet them , And draw their honours reeking up to heaven , Leaving their earthly parts to choke your clime , The smell whereof shall breed a plague in France . Mark then abounding valour in our English , That being dead , like to the bullet's grazing , Break out into a second course of mischief , Killing in relapse of mortality . Let me speak proudly : tell the constable , We are but warriors for the working-day ; Our gayness and our gilt are all besmirch'd With rainy marching in the painful field ; There's not a piece of feather in our host Good argument , I hope , we will not fly And time hath worn us into slovenry : But , by the mass , our hearts are in the trim ; And my poor soldiers tell me , yet ere night They'll be in fresher robes , or they will pluck The gay new coats o'er the French soldiers' heads , And turn them out of service . If they do this , As , if God please , they shall ,my ransom then Will soon be levied . Herald , save thou thy labour ; Come thou no more for ransom , gentle herald : They shall have none , I swear , but these my joints ; Which if they have as I will leave 'em them , Shall yield them little , tell the constable . I shall , King Harry . And so , fare thee well : Thou never shalt hear herald any more . I fear thou'lt once more come again for ransom . My lord , most humbly on my knee I beg The leading of the vaward . Take it , brave York . Now , soldiers , march away : And how thou pleasest , God , dispose the day ! Yield , cur ! Je pense que vous estes le gentilhomme de bonne qualit . Quality ? Calen O custure me ! Art thou a gentleman ? What is thy name ? discuss . O Seigneur Dieu ! O Signieur Dew should be a gentleman : Perpend my words , O Signieur Dew , and mark : O Signieur Dew , thou diest on point of fox Except , O signieur , thou do give to me Egregious ransom . O , prenez misericorde ! ayez piti de moy ! Moy shall not serve ; I will have forty moys ; Or I will fetch thy rim out at thy throat In drops of crimson blood . Est-il impossible d'eschapper la force de ton bras ? Brass , cur ! Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat , Offer'st me brass ? O pardonnez moy ! Sayst thou me so ? is that a ton of moys ? Come hither , boy : ask me this slave in French What is his name . Escoutez : comment estes vous appell ? Monsieur le Fer . He says his name is Master Fer . Master Fer ! I'll fer him , and firk him , and ferret him . Discuss the same in French unto him . I do not know the French for fer , and ferret , and firk . Bid him prepare , for I will cut his throat . Que dit-il , monsieur ? Il me commande vous dire que vous faites vous prest ; car ce soldat icy est dispos tout cette heure de couper vostre gorge . Ouy , cuppele gorge , permafoy . Peasant , unless thou give me crowns , brave crowns ; Or mangled shalt thou be by this my sword . O ! je vous supplie pour l'amour de Dieu , me pardonner ! Je suis le gentilhomme de bonne maison : gardez ma vie , et je vous donneray deux cents escus . What are his words ? He prays you to save his life : he is a gentleman of a good house ; and , for his ransom he will give you two hundred crowns . Tell him , my fury shall abate , and I The crowns will take . Petit monsieur , que dit-il ? Encore qu'il est contre son jurement de pardonner aucan prisonnier ; neant-moins , pour les escus que vous l'avez promis , il est content de vous donner la liberte , le franchisement . Sur mes genoux , je vous donne mille remerciemens ; et je m'estime heureux que je suis tomb entre les mains d'un chevalier , je pense , le plus brave , valiant , et tr s distingu seigneur d'Angleterre . Expound unto me , boy . He gives you , upon his knees , a thousand thanks ; and he esteems himself happy that he hath fallen into the hands of one as he thinks the most brave , valorous , and thrice-worthy signieur of England . As I suck blood , I will some mercy show . Follow me ! Suivez vous le grand capitaine . I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart : but the saying is true , 'The empty vessel makes the greatest sound .' Bardolph and Nym had ten times more valour than this roaring devil i' the old play , that every one may pare his nails with a wooden dagger ; and they are both hanged ; and so would this be if he durst steal anything adventurously . I must stay with the lackeys , with the luggage of our camp : the French might have a good prey of us , if he knew of it ; for there is none to guard it but boys . O seigneur ! le jour est perdu ! tout est perdu ! Mort de ma vie ! all is confounded , all ! Reproach and everlasting shame Sit mocking in our plumes . O meschante fortune ! Do not run away . Why , all our ranks are broke . O perdurable shame ! let's stab ourselves . Be these the wretches that we play'd at dice for ? Is this the king we sent to for his ransom ? Shame , and eternal shame , nothing but shame ! Let's die in honour ! once more back again ; And he that will not follow Bourbon now , Let him go hence , and with his cap in hand , Like a base pander , hold the chamber-door Whilst by a slave , no gentler than my dog , His fairest daughter is contaminated . Disorder , that hath spoil'd us , friend us now ! Let us on heaps go offer up our lives . We are enough yet living in the field To smother up the English in our throngs , If any order might be thought upon . The devil take order now ! I'll to the throng : Let life be short , else shame will be too long . Well have we done , thrice-valiant countrymen : But all's not done ; yet keep the French the field . The Duke of York commends him to your majesty . Lives he , good uncle ? thrice within this hour I saw him down ; thrice up again , and fighting ; From helmet to the spur all blood he was . In which array , brave soldier , doth he lie , Larding the plain ; and by his bloody side , Yoke-fellow to his honour-owing wounds , The noble Earl of Suffolk also lies . Suffolk first died : and York , all haggled over , Comes to him , where in gore he lay insteep'd , And takes him by the beard , kisses the gashes That bloodily did yawn upon his face ; And cries aloud , 'Tarry , dear cousin Suffolk ! My soul shall thine keep company to heaven ; Tarry , sweet soul , for mine , then fly abreast , As in this glorious and well-foughten field , We kept together in our chivalry !' Upon these words I came and cheer'd him up : He smil'd me in the face , raught me his hand , And with a feeble gripe says , 'Dear my lord , Commend my service to my sovereign .' So did he turn , and over Suffolk's neck He threw his wounded arm , and kiss'd his lips ; And so espous'd to death , with blood he seal'd A testament of noble-ending love . The pretty and sweet manner of it forc'd Those waters from me which I would have stopp'd ; But I had not so much of man in me , And all my mother came into mine eyes And gave me up to tears . I blame you not ; For , hearing this , I must perforce compound With mistful eyes , or they will issue too . But hark ! what new alarum is this same ? The French have reinforc'd their scatter'd men : Then every soldier kill his prisoners ! Give the word through . Kill the poys and the luggage ! 'tis expressly against the law of arms : 'tis as arrant a piece of knavery , mark you now , as can be offer't : in your conscience now , is it not ? 'Tis certain , there's not a boy left alive ; and the cowardly rascals that ran from the battle have done this slaughter : besides , they have burned and carried away all that was in the king's tent ; wherefore the king most worthily hath caused every soldier to cut his prisoner's throat . O ! 'tis a gallant king . Ay , he was porn at Monmouth , Captain Gower . What call you the town's name where Alexander the Pig was born ? Alexander the Great . Why , I pray you , is not pig great ? The pig , or the great , or the mighty , or the huge , or the magnanimous , are all one reckonings , save the phrase is a little variations . I think Alexander the Great was born in Macedon : his father was called Philip of Macedon , as I take it . I think it is in Macedon where Alexander is porn . I tell you , captain , if you look in the maps of the 'orld , I warrant you sall find , in the comparisons between Macedon and Monmouth , that the situations , look you , is both alike . There is a river in Macedon , and there is also moreover a river at Monmouth : it is called Wye at Monmouth ; but it is out of my prains what is the name of the other river ; but 'tis all one , 'tis alike as my fingers is to my fingers , and there is salmons in both . If you mark Alexander's life well , Harry of Monmouth's life is come after it indifferent well ; for there is figures in all things . Alexander ,God knows , and you know ,in his rages , and his furies , and his wraths , and his cholers , and his moods , and his displeasures , and his indignations , and also being a little intoxicates in his prains , did , in his ales and his angers , look you , kill his pest friend , Cleitus . Our king is not like him in that : he never killed any of his friends . It is not well done , mark you now , to take the tales out of my mouth , ere it is made and finished . I speak but in the figures and comparisons of it : as Alexander killed his friend Cleitus , being in his ales and his cups , so also Harry Monmouth , being in his right wits and his good judgments , turned away the fat knight with the great belly-doublet : he was full of jests , and gipes , and knaveries , and mocks ; I have forgot his name . Sir John Falstaff . That is he . I'll tell you , there is goot men porn at Monmouth . Here comes his majesty . I was not angry since I came to France Until this instant . Take a trumpet , herald ; Ride thou unto the horsemen on yon hill : If they will fight with us , bid them come down , Or void the field ; they do offend our sight . If they'll do neither , we will come to them , And make them skirr away , as swift as stones Enforced from the old Assyrian slings . Besides , we'll cut the throats of those we have , And not a man of them that we shall take Shall taste our mercy . Go and tell them so . Here comes the herald of the French , my liege . His eyes are humbler than they us'd to be . How now ! what means this , herald ? know'st thou not That I have fin'd these bones of mine for ransom ? Com'st thou again for ransom ? No , great king . I come to thee for charitable licence , That we may wander o'er this bloody field To book our dead , and then to bury them ; To sort our nobles from our common men ; For many of our princes woe the while ! Lie drown'd and soak'd in mercenary blood ; So do our vulgar drench their peasant limbs In blood of princes ; and their wounded steeds Fret fetlock-deep in gore , and with wild rage Yerk out their armed heels at their dead masters , Killing them twice . O ! give us leave , great king , To view the field in safety and dispose Of their dead bodies . I tell thee truly , herald , I know not if the day be ours or no ; For yet a many of your horsemen peer And gallop o'er the field . The day is yours . Praised be God , and not our strength , for it ! What is this castle call'd that stands hard by ? They call it Agincourt . Then call we this the field of Agincourt , Fought on the day of Crispin Crispianus . Your grandfather of famous memory , an't please your majesty , and your great-uncle Edward the Plack Prince of Wales , as I have read in the chronicles , fought a most prave pattle here in France . They did , Fluellen . Your majesty says very true . If your majesties is remembered of it , the Welshmen did good service in a garden where leeks did grow , wearing leeks in their Monmouth caps ; which , your majesty know , to this hour is an honourable badge of the service ; and I do believe , your majesty takes no scorn to wear the leek upon Saint Tavy's day . I wear it for a memorable honour ; For I am Welsh , you know , good countryman . All the water in Wye cannot wash your majesty's Welsh plood out of your pody , I can tell you that : Got pless it and preserve it , as long as it pleases his grace , and his majesty too ! Thanks , good my countryman . By Jeshu , I am your majesty's countryman , I care not who know it ; I will confess it to all the 'orld : I need not be ashamed of your majesty , praised be God , so long as your majesty is an honest man . God keep me so ! Our heralds go with him : Bring me just notice of the numbers dead On both our parts . Call yonder fellow hither . Soldier , you must come to the king . Soldier , why wear'st thou that glove in thy cap ? An't please your majesty , 'tis the gage of one that I should fight withal , if he be alive . An Englishman ? An't please your majesty , a rascal that swaggered with me last night ; who , if a' live and ever dare to challenge this glove , I have sworn to take him a box o' the ear : or , if I can see my glove in his cap ,which he swore as he was a soldier he would wear if alive ,I will strike it out soundly . What think you , Captain Fluellen ? is it fit this soldier keep his oath ? He is a craven and a villain else , an't please your majesty , in my conscience . It may be his enemy is a gentleman of great sort , quite from the answer of his degree . Though he be as good a gentleman as the devil is , as Lucifer and Belzebub himself , it is necessary , look your Grace , that he keep his vow and his oath . If he be perjured , see you now , his reputation is as arrant a villain and a Jack-sauce as ever his black shoe trod upon God's ground and his earth , in my conscience , la ! Then keep thy vow , sirrah , when thou meetest the fellow . So I will , my liege , as I live . Who servest thou under ? Under Captain Gower , my liege . Gower is a goot captain , and is good knowledge and literatured in the wars . Call him hither to me , soldier . I will , my liege . Here , Fluellen ; wear thou this favour for me and stick it in thy cap . When Alen on and myself were down together I plucked this glove from his helm : if any man challenge this , he is a friend to Alen on , and an enemy to our person ; if thou encounter any such , apprehend him , an thou dost me love . Your Grace does me as great honours as can be desired in the hearts of his subjects : I would fain see the man that has but two legs that shall find himself aggriefed at this glove , that is all ; but I would fain see it once , and please God of his grace that I might see . Knowest thou Gower ? He is my dear friend , an't please you . Pray thee , go seek him , and bring him to my tent . I will fetch him . My Lord of Warwick , and my brother Gloucester , Follow Fluellen closely at the heels . The glove which I have given him for a favour , May haply purchase him a box o' the ear ; It is the soldier's ; I by bargain should Wear it myself . Follow , good cousin Warwick : If that the soldier strike him ,as , I judge By his blunt bearing he will keep his word , Some sudden mischief may arise of it ; For I do know Fluellen valiant , And touch'd with choler , hot as gunpowder , And quickly will return an injury : Follow and see there be no harm between them . Go you with me , uncle of Exeter . I warrant it is to knight you , captain . God's will and his pleasure , captain , I peseech you now come apace to the king : there is more good toward you peradventure than is in your knowledge to dream of . Sir , know you this glove ? Know the glove ! I know the glove is a glove . I know this ; and thus I challenge it . 'Sblood ! an arrant traitor as any's in the universal 'orld , or in France , or in England How now , sir ! you villain ! Do you think I'll be forsworn ? Stand away , Captain Gower ; I will give treason his payment into plows , I warrant you . I am no traitor . That's a lie in thy throat . I charge you in his majesty's name , apprehend him : he is a friend of the Duke Alen on's . How now , how now ! what's the matter ? My Lord of Warwick , here is ,praised be God for it !a most contagious treason come to light , look you , as you shall desire in a summer's day . Here is his majesty . How now ! what's the matter ? My liege , here is a villain and a traitor , that , look your Grace , has struck the glove which your majesty is take out of the helmet of Alen on . My liege , this was my glove ; here is the fellow of it ; and he that I gave it to in change promised to wear it in his cap : I promised to strike him , if he did : I met this man with my glove in his cap , and I have been as good as my word . Your majesty hear now ,saving your majesty's manhood ,what an arrant , rascally , beggarly , lousy knave it is . I hope your majesty is pear me testimony and witness , and avouchments , that this is the glove of Alen on that your majesty is give me ; in your conscience now . Give me thy glove , soldier : look , here is the fellow of it . 'Twas I , indeed , thou promisedst to strike ; And thou hast given me most bitter terms . An't please your majesty , let his neck answer for it , if there is any martial law in the 'orld . How canst thou make me satisfaction ? All offences , my lord , come from the heart : never came any from mine that might offend your majesty . It was ourself thou didst abuse . Your majesty came not like yourself : you appeared to me but as a common man ; witness the night , your garments , your lowliness ; and what your highness suffered under that shape , I beseech you , take it for your own fault and not mine : for had you been as I took you for I made no offence ; therefore , I beseech your highness , pardon me . Here , uncle Exeter , fill this glove with crowns , And give it to this fellow . Keep it , fellow ; And wear it for an honour in thy cap Till I do challenge it . Give him the crowns : And , captain , you must needs be friends with him . By this day and this light , the fellow has mettle enough in his belly . Hold , there is twelve pence for you , and I pray you to serve God , and keep you out of prawls , and prabbles , and quarrels , and dissensions , and , I warrant you , it is the better for you . I will none of your money . It is with a good will ; I can tell you it will serve you to mend your shoes : come , wherefore should you be so pashful ? your shoes is not so good : 'tis a good shilling , I warrant you , or I will change it . Now , herald , are the dead number'd ? Here is the number of the slaughter'd French . What prisoners of good sort are taken , uncle ? Charles Duke of Orleans , nephew to the king ; John Duke of Bourbon , and Lord Bouciqualt : Of other lords and barons , knights and squires , Full fifteen hundred , besides common men . This note doth tell me of ten thousand French That in the field lie slain : of princes , in this number , And nobles bearing banners , there lie dead One hundred twenty-six : added to these , Of knights , esquires , and gallant gentlemen , Eight thousand and four hundred ; of the which Five hundred were but yesterday dubb'd knights : So that , in these ten thousand they have lost , There are but sixteen hundred mercenaries ; The rest are princes , barons , lords , knights , squires , And gentlemen of blood and quality . The names of those their nobles that lie dead : Charles Delabreth , High Constable of France ; Jaques of Chatillon , Admiral of France ; The master of the cross-bows , Lord Rambures ; Great-master of France , the brave Sir Guischard Dauphin ; John Duke of Alen on ; Antony Duke of Brabant , The brother to the Duke of Burgundy , And Edward Duke of Bar : of lusty earls , Grandpr and Roussi , Fauconberg and Foix , Beaumont and Marle , Vaudemont and Lestrale . Here was a royal fellowship of death ! Where is the number of our English dead ? Edward the Duke of York , the Earl of Suffolk , Sir Richard Ketly , Davy Gam , esquire : None else of name : and of all other men But five and twenty . O God ! thy arm was here ; And not to us , but to thy arm alone , Ascribe we all . When , without stratagem , But in plain shock and even play of battle , Was ever known so great and little loss On one part and on the other ? Take it , God , For it is none but thine ! 'Tis wonderful ! Come , go we in procession to the village : And be it death proclaimed through our host To boast of this or take the praise from God Which is his only . Is it not lawful , an please your majesty , to tell how many is killed ? Yes , captain ; but with this acknowledgment , That God fought for us . Yes , my conscience , he did us great good . Do we all holy rites : Let there be sung Non nobis and Te Deum ; The dead with charity enclos'd in clay . We'll then to Calais ; and to England then , Where ne'er from France arriv'd more happy men . Vouchsafe to those that have not read the story , That I may prompt them : and of such as have , I humbly pray them to admit the excuse Of time , of numbers , and due course of things , Which cannot in their huge and proper life Be here presented . Now we bear the king Toward Calais : grant him there ; there seen , Heave him away upon your winged thoughts Athwart the sea . Behold , the English beach Pales in the flood with men , with wives , and boys , Whose shouts and claps out-voice the deep-mouth'd sea , Which , like a mighty whiffler 'fore the king , Seems to prepare his way : so let him land And solemnly see him set on to London . So swift a pace hath thought that even now You may imagine him upon Blackheath ; Where that his lords desire him to have borne His bruised helmet and his bended sword Before him through the city : he forbids it , Being free from vainness and self-glorious pride ; Giving full trophy , signal and ostent , Quite from himself , to God . But now behold , In the quick forge and working-house of thought , How London doth pour out her citizens . The mayor and all his brethren in best sort , Like to the senators of the antique Rome , With the plebeians swarming at their heels , Go forth and fetch their conquering C sar in : As , by a lower but loving likelihood , Were now the general of our gracious empress , As in good time he may ,from Ireland coming , Bringing rebellion broached on his sword , How many would the peaceful city quit To welcome him ! much more , and much more cause , Did they this Harry . Now in London place him ; As yet the lamentation of the French Invites the King of England's stay at home , The emperor's coming in behalf of France , To order peace between them ;and omit All the occurrences , whatever chanc'd , Till Harry's back-return again to France : There must we bring him ; and myself have play'd The interim , by remembering you 'tis past . Then brook abridgment , and your eyes advance , After your thoughts , straight back again to France . Nay , that's right ; but why wear you your leek to-day ? Saint Davy's day is past . There is occasions and causes why and wherefore in all things : I will tell you , asse my friend , Captain Gower . The rascally , scald , beggarly , lousy , pragging knave , Pistol ,which you and yourself and all the 'orld know to be no petter than a fellow ,look you now , of no merits , he is come to me and prings me pread and salt yesterday , look you , and pid me eat my leek . It was in a place where I could not preed no contention with him ; but I will be so pold as to wear it in my cap till I see him once again , and then I will tell him a little piece of my desires . Why , here he comes , swelling like a turkey-cock . 'Tis no matter for his swellings nor his turkey-cocks . God pless you , Aunchient Pistol ! you scurvy , lousy knave , God pless you ! Ha ! art thou bedlam ? dost thou thirst , base Troyan , To have me fold up Parca's fatal web ? Hence ! I am qualmish at the smell of leek . I peseech you heartily , scurvy lousy knave , at my desires and my requests and my petitions to eat , look you , this leek ; pecause , look you , you do not love it , nor your affections and your appetites and your digestions does not agree with it , I would desire you to eat it . Not for Cadwallader and all his goats . There is one goat for you . Will you be so good , scald knave , as eat it ? Base Troyan , thou shalt die . You say very true , scald knave , when God's will is . I will desire you to live in the mean time and eat your victuals ; come , there is sauce for it . You called me yesterday mountain-squire , but I will make you to-day a squire of low degree . I pray you , fall to : if you can mock a leek you can eat a leek . Enough , captain : you have astonished him . I say , I will make him eat some part of my leek , or I will peat his pate four days . Bite , I pray you ; it is good for your green wound and your ploody coxcomb . Must I bite ? Yes , certainly , and out of doubt and out of question too and ambiguities . By this leek , I will most horribly revenge . I eat and eat , I swear Eat , I pray you : will you have some more sauce to your leek ? there is not enough leek to swear by . Quiet thy cudgel : thou dost see I eat . Much good do you , scald knave , heartily . Nay , pray you , throw none away ; the skin is good for your broken coxcomb . When you take occasions to see leeks hereafter , I pray you , mock at 'em ; that is all . Good . Ay , leeks is good . Hold you , there is a groat to heal your pate . Me a groat ! Yes , verily and in truth , you shall take it ; or I have another leek in my pocket , which you shall eat . I take thy groat in earnest of revenge . If I owe you anything I will pay you in cudgels : you shall be a woodmonger , and buy nothing of me but cudgels . God be wi' you , and keep you , and heal your pate . All hell shall stir for this . Go , go ; you are a counterfeit cowardly knave . Will you mock at an ancient tradition , begun upon an honourable respect , and worn as a memorable trophy of predeceased valour , and dare not a vouch in your deeds any of your words ? I have seen you gleeking and galling at this gentleman twice or thrice . You thought , because he could not speak English in the native garb , he could not therefore handle an English cudgel : you find it otherwise ; and henceforth let a Welsh correction teach you a good English condition . Fare ye well . Doth Fortune play the huswife with me now ? News have I that my Nell is dead i' the spital Of malady of France : And there my rendezvous is quite cut off . Old I do wax , and from my weary limbs Honour is cudgelled . Well , bawd I'll turn , And something lean to cutpurse of quick hand . To England will I steal , and there I'll steal : And patches will I get unto these cudgell'd scars , And swear I got them in the Gallia wars . Peace to this meeting , wherefore we are met ! Unto our brother France , and to our sister , Health and fair time of day ; joy and good wishes To our most fair and princely cousin Katharine ; And , as a branch and member of this royalty , By whom this great assembly is contriv'd , We do salute you , Duke of Burgundy ; And , princes French , and peers , health to you all ! Right joyous are we to behold your face , Most worthy brother England ; fairly met : So are you , princes English , every one . So happy be the issue , brother England , Of this good day and of this gracious meeting , As we are now glad to behold your eyes ; Your eyes , which hitherto have borne in them Against the French , that met them in their bent , The fatal balls of murdering basilisks : The venom of such looks , we fairly hope , Have lost their quality , and that this day Shall change all griefs and quarrels into love . To cry amen to that , thus we appear . You English princes all , I do salute you . My duty to you both , on equal love , Great Kings of France and England ! That I have labour'd With all my wits , my pains , and strong endeavours , To bring your most imperial majesties Unto this bar and royal interview , Your mightiness on both parts best can witness . Since then my office hath so far prevail'd That face to face , and royal eye to eye , You have congreeted , let it not disgrace me If I demand before this royal view , What rub or what impediment there is , Why that the naked , poor , and mangled Peace , Dear nurse of arts , plenties , and joyful births , Should not in this best garden of the world , Our fertile France , put up her lovely visage ? Alas ! she hath from France too long been chas'd , And all her husbandry doth lie on heaps , Corrupting in its own fertility . Her vine , the merry cheerer of the heart , Unpruned dies ; her hedges even-pleach'd , Like prisoners wildly overgrown with hair , Put forth disorder'd twigs ; her fallow leas The darnel , hemlock and rank fumitory Doth root upon , while that the coulter rusts That should deracinate such savagery ; The even mead , that erst brought sweetly forth The freckled cowslip , burnet , and green clover , Wanting the scythe , all uncorrected , rank , Conceives by idleness , and nothing teems But hateful docks , rough thistles , kecksies , burs , Losing both beauty and utility ; And as our vineyards , fallows , meads , and hedges , Defective in their natures , grow to wildness , Even so our houses and ourselves and children Have lost , or do not learn for want of time , The sciences that should become our country , But grow like savages ,as soldiers will , That nothing do but meditate on blood , To swearing and stern looks , diffus'd attire , And every thing that seems unnatural . Which to reduce into our former favour You are assembled ; and my speech entreats That I may know the let why gentle Peace Should not expel these inconveniences , And bless us with her former qualities . If , Duke of Burgundy , you would the peace , Whose want gives growth to the imperfections Which you have cited , you must buy that peace With full accord to all our just demands ; Whose tenours and particular effects You have , enschedul'd briefly , in your hands . The king hath heard them ; to the which as yet , There is no answer made . Well then the peace , Which you before so urg'd , lies in his answer . I have but with a cursorary eye O'erglanc'd the articles : pleaseth your Grace To appoint some of your council presently To sit with us once more , with better heed To re-survey them , we will suddenly Pass our accept and peremptory answer . Brother , we shall . Go , uncle Exeter , And brother Clarence , and you , brother Gloucester , Warwick and Huntingdon , go with the king ; And take with you free power to ratify , Augment , or alter , as your wisdoms best Shall see advantageable for our dignity , Anything in or out of our demands , And we'll consign thereto . Will you , fair sister , Go with the princes , or stay here with us ? Our gracious brother , I will go with them . Haply a woman's voice may do some good When articles too nicely urg'd be stood on . Yet leave our cousin Katharine here with us : She is our capital demand , compris'd Within the fore-rank of our articles . She hath good leave . Fair Katharine , and most fair ! Will you vouchsafe to teach a soldier terms , Such as will enter at a lady's ear , And plead his love-suit to her gentle heart ? Your majesty sall mock at me ; I cannot speak your England . O fair Katharine ! if you will love me soundly with your French heart , I will be glad to hear you confess it brokenly with your English tongue . Do you like me , Kate ? Pardonnez moy , I cannot tell vat is 'like me .' An angel is like you , Kate ; and you are like an angel . Que dit-il ? que je suis semblable les anges ? Ouy , vrayment , sauf vostre grace , ainsi dit-il . I said so , dear Katharine ; and I must not blush to affirm it . O bon Dieu ! les langues des hommes sont pleines des tromperies . What says she , fair one ? that the tongues of men are full of deceits ? Ouy , dat de tongues of de mans is be full of deceits : dat is de princess . The princess is the better Englishwoman . I' faith , Kate , my wooing is fit for thy understanding : I am glad thou canst speak no better English ; for , if thou couldst , thou wouldst find me such a plain king that thou wouldst think I had sold my farm to buy my crown . I know no ways to mince it in love , but directly to say 'I love you :' then , if you urge me further than to say 'Do you in faith ?' I wear out my suit . Give me your answer ; i' faith do : and so clap hands and a bargain . How say you , lady ? Sauf vostre honneur , me understand vell . Marry , if you would put me to verses , or to dance for your sake , Kate , why you undid me : for the one , I have neither words nor measure , and for the other , I have no strength in measure , yet a reasonable measure in strength . If I could win a lady at leap-frog , or by vaulting into my saddle with my armour on my back , under the correction of bragging be it spoken , I should quickly leap into a wife . Or if I might buffet for my love , or bound my horse for her favours , I could lay on like a butcher and sit like a jack-an-apes , never off . But before God , Kate , I cannot look greenly nor gasp out my eloquence , nor I have no cunning in protestation ; only downright oaths , which I never use till urged , nor never break for urging . If thou caust love a fellow of this temper , Kate . whose face is not worth sun-burning , that never looks in his glass for love of anything he sees there , let thine eye be thy cook . I speak to thee plain soldier : if thou canst love me for this , take me ; if not , to say to thee that I shall die , is true ; but for thy love , by the Lord , no ; yet I love thee too . And while thou livest , dear Kate , take a fellow of plain and uncoined constancy , for he perforce must do thee right , because he hath not the gift to woo in other places ; for these fellows of infinite tongue , that can rime themselves into ladies' favours , they do always reason themselves out again . What ! a speaker is but a prater ; a rime is but a ballad . A good leg will fall , a straight back will stoop , a black beard will turn white , a curled pate will grow bald , a fair face will wither , a full eye will wax hollow , but a good heart , Kate , is the sun and the moon ; or , rather , the sun , and not the moon ; for it shines bright and never changes , but keeps his course truly . If thou would have such a one , take me ; and take me , take a soldier ; take a soldier , take a king . And what sayest thou then to my love ? speak , my fair , and fairly , I pray thee . Is it possible dat I sould love de enemy of France ? No ; it is not possible you should love the enemy of France , Kate ; but , in loving me , you should love the friend of France ; for I love France so well , that I will not part with a village of it ; I will have it all mine : and , Kate , when France is mine and I am yours , then yours is France and you are mine . I cannot tell vat is dat . No , Kate ? I will tell thee in French , which I am sure will hang upon my tongue like a new-married wife about her husband's neck , hardly to be shook off . Je quand sur le possession de France , et quand vous avez le possession de moy ,let me see , what then ? Saint Denis be my speed !donc vostre est France , et vous estes mienne . It is as easy for me , Kate , to conquer the kingdom , as to speak so much more French : I shall never move thee in French , unless it be to laugh at me . Sauf vostre honneur , le Fran ois que vous parlez est meilleur que l'Anglois lequel je parle . No , faith , is't not , Kate ; but thy speaking of my tongue , and I thine , most truly falsely , must needs be granted to be much at one . But , Kate , dost thou understand thus much English , Canst thou love me ? I cannot tell . Can any of your neighbours tell , Kate ? I'll ask them . Come , I know thou lovest me ; and at night when you come into your closet you'll question this gentlewoman about me ; and I know , Kate , you will to her dispraise those parts in me that you love with your heart : but , good Kate , mock me mercifully ; the rather , gentle princess , because I love thee cruelly . If ever thou be'st mine , Kate ,as I have a saving faith within me tells me thou shalt ,I get thee with scambling , and thou must therefore needs prove a good soldier-breeder . Shall not thou and I , between Saint Denis and Saint George , compound a boy , half French , half English , that shall go to Constantinople and take the Turk by the beard ? shall we not ? what sayest thou , my fair flower-de-luce ? I do not know dat . No ; 'tis hereafter to know , but now to promise : do but now promise , Kate , you will endeavour for your French part of such a boy , and for my English moiety take the word of a king and a bachelor . How answer you , la plus belle Katharine du monde , mon tr s cher et divine d esse ? Your majest ave fausse French enough to deceive de most sage demoiselle dat is en France . Now , fie upon my false French ! By mine honour , in true English I love thee , Kate : by which honour I dare not swear thou lovest me ; yet my blood begins to flatter me that thou dost , notwithstanding the poor and untempering effect of my visage . Now beshrew my father's ambition ! he was thinking of civil wars when he got me : therefore was I created with a stubborn outside , with an aspect of iron , that , when I come to woo ladies I fright them . But , in faith , Kate , the elder I wax the better I shall appear : my comfort is , that old age , that ill layer-up of beauty , can do no more spoil upon my face : thou hast me , if thou hast me , at the worst ; and thou shalt wear me , if thou wear me , better and better . And therefore tell me , most fair Katharine , will you have me ? Put off your maiden blushes ; avouch the thoughts of your heart with the looks of an empress ; take me by the hand , and say 'Harry of England , I am thine :' which word thou shalt no sooner bless mine ear withal , but I will tell thee aloud 'England is thine , Ireland is thine , France is thine , and Henry Plantagenet is thine ;' who , though I speak it before his face , if he be not fellow with the best king , thou shalt find the best king of good fellows . Come , your answer in broken music ; for thy voice is music , and thy English broken ; therefore , queen of all , Katharine , break thy mind to me in broken English : wilt thou have me ? Dat is as it sall please de roy mon p re . Nay , it will please him well , Kate ; it shall please him , Kate . Den it sall also content me . Upon that I kiss your hand , and I call you my queen . Laissez , mon seigneur , laissez , laissez ! Ma foy , je ne veux point que vous abaissez vostre grandeur , en baisant la main d'une vostre indigne serviteure : excusez moy , je vous supplie , mon tr s puissant seigneur . Then I will kiss your lips , Kate . Les dames , et demoiselles , pour estre bais es devant leur noces , il n'est pas la coutume de France . Madam my interpreter , what says she ? Dat it is not be de fashion pour les ladies of France ,I cannot tell what is baiser in English . To kiss . Your majesty entendre bettre que moy . It is not a fashion for the maids in France to kiss before they are married , would she say ? Ouy , vrayment . O Kate ! nice customs curtsy to great kings . Dear Kate , you and I cannot be confined within the weak list of a country's fashion : we are the makers of manners , Kate ; and the liberty that follows our places stops the mouths of all find-faults , as I will do yours , for upholding the nice fashion of your country in denying me a kiss : therefore , patiently , and yielding . You have witchcraft in your lips , Kate : there is more eloquence in a sugar touch of them , than in the tongues of the French council ; and they should sooner persuade Harry of England than a general petition of monarchs . Here comes your father . God save your majesty ! My royal cousin , teach you our princess English ? I would have her learn , my fair cousin , how perfectly I love her ; and that is good English . Is she not apt ? Our tongue is rough , coz , and my condition is not smooth ; so that , having neither the voice nor the heart of flattery about me , I cannot so conjure up the spirit of love in her , that he will appear in his true likeness . Pardon the frankness of my mirth if I answer you for that . If you would conjure in her , you must make a circle ; if conjure up Love in her in his true likeness , he must appear naked and blind . Can you blame her then , being a maid yet rosed over with the virgin crimson of modesty , if she deny the appearance of a naked blind boy in her naked seeing self ? It were , my lord , a hard condition for a maid to consign to . Yet they do wink and yield , as love is blind and enforces . They are then excused , my lord , when they see not what they do . Then , good my lord , teach your cousin to consent winking . I will wink on her to consent , my lord , if you will teach her to know my meaning : for maids , well summered and warm kept , are like flies at Bartholomew-tide , blind , though they have their eyes ; and then they will endure handling , which before would not abide looking on . This moral ties me over to time and a hot summer ; and so I shall catch the fly , your cousin , in the latter end , and she must be blind too . As love is , my lord , before it loves . It is so : and you may , some of you , thank love for my blindness , who cannot see many a fair French city for one fair French maid that stands in my way . Yes , my lord , you see them perspectively , the cities turned into a maid ; for they are all girdled with maiden walls that war hath never entered . Shall Kate be my wife ? So please you . I am content ; so the maiden cities you talk of may wait on her : so the maid that stood in the way for my wish shall show me the way to my will . We have consented to all terms of reason . Is't so , my lords of England ? The king hath granted every article : His daughter first , and then in sequel all , According to their firm proposed natures . Only he hath not yet subscribed this : Where your majesty demands , that the King of France , having any occasion to write for matter of grant , shall name your highness in this form , and with this addition , in French , Notre tr s cher filz Henry roy d'Angleterre , H retier de France ; and thus in Latin , Pr clarissimus filius noster Henricus , Rex Angli , et H res Franci . Nor this I have not , brother , so denied , But your request shall make me let it pass . I pray you then , in love and dear alliance , Let that one article rank with the rest ; And thereupon give me your daughter . Take her , fair son ; and from her blood raise up Issue to me ; that the contending kingdoms Of France and England , whose very shores look pale With envy of each other's happiness , May cease their hatred , and this dear conjunction Plant neighbourhood and Christian-like accord In their sweet bosoms , that never war advance His bleeding sword 'twixt England and fair France . Amen ! Now , welcome , Kate : and bear me witness all , That here I kiss her as my sovereign queen . God , the best maker of all marriages , Combine your hearts in one , your realms in one ! As man and wife , being two , are one in love , So be there 'twixt your kingdoms such a spousal That never may ill office , or fell jealousy , Which troubles oft the bed of blessed marriage , Thrust in between the paction of these kingdoms , To make divorce of their incorporate league ; That English may as French , French Englishmen , Receive each other ! God speak this Amen ! Amen ! Prepare we for our marriage : on which day , My Lord of Burgundy , we'll take your oath , And all the peers' , for surety of our leagues . Then shall I swear to Kate , and you to me ; And may our oaths well kept and prosperous be ! Thus far , with rough and all-unable pen , Our bending author hath pursu'd the story ; In little room confining mighty men , Mangling by starts the full course of their glory . Small time , but in that small most greatly liv'd This star of England : Fortune made his sword , By which the world's best garden he achiev'd , And of it left his son imperial lord . Henry the Sixth , in infant bands crown'd King Of France and England , did this king succeed ; Whose state so many had the managing , That they lost France and made his England bleed : Which oft our stage hath shown ; and , for their sake , In your fair minds let this acceptance take .