Good day , sir . I am glad you're well . I have not seen you long . How goes the world ? It wears , sir , as it grows . Ay , that's well known ; But what particular rarity ? what strange , Which manifold record not matches ? See , Magic of bounty ! all these spirits thy power Hath conjur'd to attend . I know the merchant . I know them both ; th' other's a jeweller . O ! 'tis a worthy lord . Nay , that's most fix'd . A most incomparable man , breath'd , as it were , To an untirable and continuate goodness : He passes . I have a jewel here O ! pray , let's see 't : for the Lord Timon , sir ? If he will touch the estimate : but , for that When we for recompense have prais'd the vile , It stains the glory in that happy verse Which aptly sings the good . 'Tis a good form . And rich : here is a water , look ye . You are rapt , sir , in some work , some dedication To the great lord . A thing slipp'd idly from me . Our poesy is as a gum , which oozes From whence 'tis nourish'd : the fire i' the flint Shows not till it be struck ; our gentle flame Provokes itself , and , like the current flies Each bound it chafes . What have you there ? A picture , sir . When comes your book forth ? Upon the heels of my presentment , sir . Let's see your piece . 'Tis a good piece . So 'tis : this comes off well and excellent . Indifferent . Admirable ! How this grace Speaks his own standing ! what a mental power This eye shoots forth ! how big imagination Moves in this lip ! to the dumbness of the gesture One might interpret . It is a pretty mocking of the life . Here is a touch ; is 't good ? I'll say of it , It tutors nature : artificial strife Lives in these touches , livelier than life . How this lord is follow'd ! The senators of Athens : happy man ! Look , more ! You see this confluence , this great flood of visitors . I have , in this rough work , shap'd out a man , Whom this beneath world doth embrace and hug With amplest entertainment : my free drift Halts not particularly , but moves itself In a wide sea of wax : no levell'd malice Infects one comma in the course I hold ; But flies an eagle flight , bold and forth on , Leaving no tract behind . How shall I understand you ? I will unbolt to you . You see how all conditions , how all minds As well of glib and slippery creatures as Of grave and austere quality tender down Their services to Lord Timon : his large fortune , Upon his good and gracious nature hanging , Subdues and properties to his love and tendance All sorts of hearts ; yea , from the glass-fac'd flatterer To Apemantus , that few things loves better Than to abhor himself : even he drops down The knee before him and returns in peace Most rich in Timon's nod . I saw them speak together . Sir , I have upon a high and pleasant hill Feign'd Fortune to be thron'd : the base o' the mount Is rank'd with all deserts , all kind of natures , That labour on the bosom of this sphere To propagate their states : amongst them all , Whose eyes are on this sovereign lady fix'd , One do I personate of Lord Timon's frame , Whom Fortune with her ivory hand wafts to her ; Whose present grace to present slaves and servants Translates his rivals . 'Tis conceiv'd to scope . This throne , this Fortune , and this hill , methinks , With one man beckon'd from the rest below , Bowing his head against the steepy mount To climb his happiness , would be well express'd In our condition . Nay , sir , but hear me on . All those which were his fellows but of late , Some better than his value , on the moment Follow his strides , his lobbies fill with tendance , Rain sacrificial whisperings in his ear , Make sacred even his stirrup , and through him Drink the free air . Ay , marry , what of these ? When Fortune in her shift and change of mood Spurns down her late belov'd , all his dependants Which labour'd after him to the mountain's top Even on their knees and hands , let him slip down , Not one accompanying his declining foot . 'Tis common : A thousand moral paintings I can show That shall demonstrate these quick blows of Fortune's More pregnantly than words . Yet you do well To show Lord Timon that mean eyes have seen The foot above the head . Imprison'd is he , say you ? Ay , my good lord : five talents is his debt , His means most short , his creditors most strait : Your honourable letter he desires To those have shut him up ; which , failing , Periods his comfort . Noble Ventidius ! Well ; I am not of that feather to shake off My friend when he must need me . I do know him A gentleman that well deserves a help , Which he shall have : I'll pay the debt and free him . Your lordship ever binds him . Commend me to him . I will send his ransom ; And being enfranchis'd , bid him come to me . 'Tis not enough to help the feeble up , But to support him after . Fare you well . All happiness to your honour . Lord Timon , hear me speak . Freely , good father . Thou hast a servant nam'd Lucilius . I have so : what of him ? Most noble Timon , call the man before thee . Attends be here or no ? Lucilius ! Here , at your lordship's service . This fellow here , Lord Timon , this thy creature , By night frequents my house . I am a man That from my first have been inclin'd to thrift , And my estate deserves an heir more rais'd Than one which holds a trencher . Well ; what further ? One only daughter have I , no kin else , On whom I may confer what I have got : The maid is fair , o' the youngest for a bride , And I have bred her at my dearest cost In qualities of the best . This man of thine Attempts her love : I prithee , noble lord , Join with me to forbid him her resort ; Myself have spoke in vain . The man is honest . Therefore he will be , Timon : His honesty rewards him in itself ; It must not bear my daughter . Does she love him ? She is young and apt : Our own precedent passions do instruct us What levity's in youth . Love you the maid ? Ay , my good lord , and she accepts of it . If in her marriage my consent be missing , I call the gods to witness , I will choose Mine heir from forth the beggars of the world , And dispossess her all . How shall she be endow'd , If she be mated with an equal husband ? Three talents on the present ; in future , all . This gentleman of mine hath serv'd me long : To build his fortune I will strain a little , For 'tis a bond in men . Give him thy daughter ; What you bestow , in him I'll counterpoise , And make him weigh with her . Most noble lord , Pawn me to this your honour , she is his . My hand to thee ; mine honour on my promise . Humbly I thank your lordship : never may That state or fortune fall into my keeping Which is not ow'd to you ! Vouchsafe my labour , and long live your lordship ! I thank you ; you shall hear from me anon : Go not away . What have you there , my friend ? A piece of painting , which I do beseech Your lordship to accept . Painting is welcome . The painting is almost the natural man ; For since dishonour traffics with man's nature , He is but outside : these pencil'd figures are Even such as they give out . I like your work ; And you shall find I like it : wait attendance Till you hear further from me . The gods preserve you ! Well fare you , gentleman : give me your hand ; We must needs dine together . Sir , your jewel Hath suffer'd under praise . What , my lord ! dispraise ? A mere satiety of commendations . If I should pay you for 't as 'tis extoll'd , It would unclew me quite . My lord , 'tis rated As those which sell would give : but you well know , Things of like value , differing in the owners , Are prized by their masters . Believe 't , dear lord , You mend the jewel by the wearing it . Well mock'd . No , my good lord ; he speaks the common tongue , Which all men speak with him . Look , who comes here . Will you be chid ? We'll bear , with your lordship . He'll spare none . Good morrow to thee , gentle Apemantus ! Till I be gentle , stay thou for thy good morrow ; When thou art Timon's dog , and these knaves honest . Why dost thou call them knaves ? thou know'st them not . Are they not Athenians ? Yes . Then I repent not . You know me , Apemantus ? Thou know'st I do ; I call'd thee by thy name . Thou art proud , Apemantus . Of nothing so much as that I am not like Timon . Whither art going ? To knock out an honest Athenian's brains . That's a deed thou'lt die for . Right , if doing nothing be death by the law . How likest thou this picture , Apemantus ? The best , for the innocence . Wrought he not well that painted it ? He wrought better that made the painter ; and yet he's but a filthy piece of work . You're a dog . Thy mother's of my generation : what's she , if I be a dog ? Wilt dine with me , Apemantus ? No ; I eat not lords . An thou shouldst , thou'dst anger ladies . O ! they eat lords ; so they come by great bellies . That's a lascivious apprehension . So thou apprehendest it , take it for thy labour . How dost thou like this jewel , Apemantus ? Not so well as plain-dealing , which will not cost a man a doit . What dost thou think 'tis worth ? Not worth my thinking . How now , poet ! How now , philosopher ! Thou liest . Art not one ? Yes . Then I lie not . Art not a poet ? Yes . Then thou liest : look in thy last work , where thou hast feigned him a worthy fellow . That's not feigned ; he is so . Yes , he is worthy of thee , and to pay thee for thy labour : he that loves to be flattered is worthy o' the flatterer . Heavens , that I were a lord ! What wouldst do then , Apemantus ? Even as Apemantus does now ; hate a lord with my heart . What , thyself ? Ay . Wherefore ? That I had no angry wit to be a lord . Art not thou a merchant ? Ay , Apemantus . Traffic confound thee , if the gods will not ! If traffic do it , the gods do it . Traffic's thy god , and thy god confound thee ! What trumpet's that ? 'Tis Alcihiades , and some twenty horse , All of companionship . Pray , entertain them ; give them guide to us . You must needs dine with me . Go not you hence Till I have thanked you ; when dinner's done , Show me this piece . I am joyful of your sights . Most welcome , sir ! So , so , there ! Aches contract and starve your supple joints ! That there should be small love 'mongst these sweet knaves , And all this courtesy ! The strain of man's bred out Into baboon and monkey . Sir , you have sav'd my longing , and I feed Most hungerly on your sight . Right welcome , sir ! Ere we depart , we'll share a bounteous time In different pleasures . Pray you , let us in . What time o'day is't , Apemantus ? Time to be honest . That time serves still . The more accursed thou , that still omitt'st it . Thou art going to Lord Timon's feast ? Ay ; to see meat fill khaves and wine heat fools . Fare thee well , fare thee well . Thou art a fool to bid me farewell twice . Why , Apemantus ? Shouldst have kept one to thyself , for I mean to give thee none . Hang thyself ! No , I will do nothing at thy bidding : make thy requests to thy friend . Away , unpeaceable dog ! or I'll spurn thee hence . I will fly , like a dog , the heels of an ass . He's opposite to humanity . Come , shall we in , And taste Lord Timon's bounty ? he outgoes The very heart of kindness . He pours it out ; Plutus , the god of gold , Is but his steward : no meed but he repays Sevenfold above itself ; no gift to him But breeds the giver a return exceeding All use of quittance . The noblest mind he carries That ever govern'd man . Long may he live in fortunes ! Shall we in ? I'll keep you company . Most honour'd Timon , It hath pleas'd the gods to remember my father's age , And call him to long peace . He is gone happy , and has left me rich : Then , as in grateful virtue I am bound To your free heart , I do return those talents , Doubled with thanks and service , from whose help I deriv'd liberty . O ! by no means , Honest Ventidius ; you mistake my love ; I gave it freely ever ; and there's none Can truly say he gives , if he receives : If our betters play at that game , we must not dare To imitate them ; faults that are rich are fair . A noble spirit . Nay , my lords , ceremony was but devis'd at first To set a gloss on faint deeds , hollow welcomes , Recanting goodness , sorry ere 'tis shown ; But where there is true friendship , there needs none . Pray , sit ; more welcome are ye to my fortunes Than my fortunes to me . My lord , we always have confess'd it . Ho , ho ! confess'd it ; hang'd it , have you not ? O ! Apemantus , you are welcome . No , You shall not make me welcome : I come to have thee thrust me out of doors . Fie ! thou'rt a churl ; ye've got a humour there Does not become a man ; 'tis much to blame . They say , my lords , Ira furor brevis est ; But yond man is ever angry . Go , let him have a table by himself , For he does neither affect company , Nor is he fit for it , indeed . Let me stay at thine apperil , Timon : I come to observe ; I give thee warning on't . I take no heed of thee ; thou'rt an Athenian , therefore , welcome . I myself would have no power ; prithee , let my meat make thee silent . I scorn thy meat ; 'twould choke me , for I should Ne'er flatter thee . O you gods ! what a number Of men eat Timon , and he sees them not . It grieves me to see so many dip their meat In one man's blood ; and all the madness is , He cheers them up too . I wonder men dare trust themselves with men : Methinks they should invite them without knives ; Good for their meat , and safer for their lives . There's much example for't ; the fellow that Sits next him now , parts bread with him , and pledges The breath of him in a divided draught , Is the readiest man to kill him : 't has been prov'd . If I were a huge man , I should fear to drink at meals ; Lest they should spy my wind-pipe's dangerous notes : Great men should drink with harness on their throats . My lord , in heart ; and let the health go round . Let it flow this way , my good lord . Flow this way ! A brave fellow ! he keeps his tides well . Those healths will make thee and thy state look ill , Timon . Here's that which is too weak to be a sinner , Honest water , which ne'er left man i' the mire : This and my food are equals , there's no odds : Feasts are too proud to give thanks to the gods . Immortal gods , I crave no pelf ; I pray for no man but myself : Grant I may never prove so fond , To trust man on his oath or bond ; Or a harlot for her weeping ; Or a dog that seems a-sleeping ; Or a keeper with my freedom ; Or my friends , if I should need 'em . Amen . So fall to't : Rich men sin , and I eat root . Much good dich thy good heart , Apemantus ! Captain Alcibiades , your heart's in the field now . My heart is ever at your service , my lord . You had rather be at a breakfast of enemies than a dinner of friends . So they were bleeding-new , my lord , there's no meat like 'em : I could wish my best friend at such a feast . 'Would all those flatterers were thine enemies then , that then thou mightst kill 'em and bid me to 'em . Might we but have that happiness , my lord , that you would once use our hearts , whereby we might express some part of our zeals , we should think ourselves for ever perfect . O ! no doubt , my good friends , but the gods themselves have provided that I shall have much help from you : how had you been my friends else ? why have you that charitable title from thousands , did not you chiefly belong to my heart ? I have told more of you to myself than you can with modesty speak in your own behalf ; and thus far I confirm you . O you gods ! think I , what need we have any friends , if we should ne'er have need of 'em ? they were the most needless creatures living should we ne'er have use for 'em , and would most resemble sweet instruments hung up in cases , that keep their sounds to themselves . Why , I have often wished myself poorer that I might come nearer to you . We are born to do benefits ; and what better or properer can we call our own than the riches of our friends ? O ! what a precious comfort 'tis , to have so many , like brothers , commanding one another's fortunes . O joy ! e'en made away ere it can be born . Mine eyes cannot hold out water , methinks : to forget their faults , I drink to you . Thou weepest to make them drink , Timon . Joy had the like conception in our eyes , And , at that instant , like a babe , sprung up . Ho , ho ! I laugh to think that babe a bastard . I promise you , my lord , you mov'd me much . Much ! What means that trump ? How now ! Please you , my lord , there are certain ladies most desirous of admittance . Ladies ? What are their wills ? There comes with them a forerunner , my lord , which bears that office , to signify their pleasures . I pray , let them be admitted . Hail to thee , worthy Timon ; and to all That of his bounties taste ! The five best senses Acknowledge thee their patron ; and come freely To gratulate thy plenteous bosom . Th' ear , Taste , touch , smell , pleas'd from thy table rise ; They only now come but to feast thine eyes . They are welcome all ; let 'em have kind admittance : Music , make their welcome ! You see , my lord , how ample you're belov'd . Hoy-day ! what a sweep of vanity comes this way : They dance ! they are mad women . Like madness is the glory of this life , As this pomp shows to a little oil and root . We make ourselves fools to disport ourselves ; And spend our flatteries to drink those men Upon whose age we void it up again , With poisonous spite and envy . Who lives that's not depraved or depraves ? Who dies that bears not one spurn to their graves Of their friend's gift ? I should fear those that dance before me now Would one day stamp upon me : it has been done ; Men shut their doors against a setting sun . You have done our pleasures much grace , fair ladies , Set a fair fashion on our entertainment , Which was not half so beautiful and kind ; You have added worth unto 't and lustre , And entertain'd me with mine own device ; I am to thank you for 't . My lord , you take us even at the best . Faith , for the worst is filthy ; and would not hold taking , I doubt me . Ladies , there is an idle banquet Attends you : please you to dispose yourselves . Most thankfully , my lord . Flavius ! My lord ! The little casket bring me hither . Yes , my lord . More jewels yet ! There is no crossing him in 's humour ; Else I should tell him well , i' faith , I should , When all's spent , he'd be cross'd then , an he could . 'Tis pity bounty had not eyes behind , That man might ne'er be wretched for his mind . Where be our men ? Here , my lord , in readiness . Our horses ! O , my friends ! I have one word to say to you ; Look you , my good lord , I must entreat you , honour me so much As to advance this jewel ; accept it and wear it , Kind my lord . I am so far already in your gifts So are we all . My lord , there are certain nobles of the senate Newly alighted , and come to visit you . They are fairly welcome . I beseech your honour , Vouchsafe me a word ; it does concern you near . Near ! why then another time I'll hear thee . I prithee , let's be provided to show them entertainment . I scarce know how . May it please your honour , Lord Lucius , Out of his free love , hath presented to you Four milk-white horses , trapp'd in silver . I shall accept them fairly ; let the presents Be worthily entertain'd . How now ! what news ? Please you , my lord , that honourable gentleman , Lord Lucullus , entreats your company to-morrow to hunt with him , and has sent your honour two brace of greyhounds . I'll hunt with him ; and let them be receiv'd , Not without fair reward . What will this come to ? He commands us to provide , and give great gifts , And all out of an empty coffer : Nor will he know his purse , or yield me this , To show him what a beggar his heart is , Being of no power to make his wishes good . His promises fly so beyond his state That what he speaks is all in debt ; he owes For every word : he is so kind that he now Pays interest for't ; his land's put to their books . Well , would I were gently put out of office Before I were forc'd out ! Happier he that has no friend to feed Than such as do e'en enemies exceed . I bleed inwardly for my lord . You do yourselves Much wrong , you bate too much of your own merits : Here , my lord , a trifle of our love . With more than common thanks I will receive it . O ! he's the very soul of bounty . And now I remember , my lord , you gave Good words the other day of a bay courser I rode on : it is yours , because you lik'd it . O ! I beseech you , pardon me , my lord , in that . You may take my word , my lord ; I know no man Can justly praise but what he does affect : I weigh my friend's affection with mine own ; I'll tell you true . I'll call to you . O ! none so welcome . I take all and your several visitations So kind to heart , 'tis not enough to give ; Methinks , I could deal kingdoms to my friends , And ne'er be weary . Alcibiades , Thou art a soldier , therefore seldom rich ; It comes in charity to thee ; for all thy living Is 'mongst the dead , and all the lands thou hast Lie in a pitch'd field . Ay , defil'd land , my lord . We are so virtuously bound , And so Am I to you . So infinitely endear'd , All to you . Lights , more lights ! The best of happiness , Honour , and fortunes , keep with you , Lord Timon ! Ready for his friends . What a coil's here ! Serving of becks and jutting out of bums ! I doubt whether their legs be worth the sums That are given for 'em . Friendship's full of dregs : Methinks , false hearts should never have sound legs . Thus honest fools lay out their wealth on curtsies . Now , Apemantus , if thou wert not sullen , I would be good to thee . No , I'll nothing ; for if I should be bribed too , there would be none left to rail upon thee , and then thou wouldst sin the faster . Thou givest so long , Timon , I fear me thou wilt give away thyself in paper shortly : what need these feasts , pomps , and vain-glories ? Nay , an you begin to rail on society once , I am sworn not to give regard to you . Farewell ; and come with better music . So : Thou wilt not hear me now ; thou shalt not then ; I'll lock thy heaven from thee . O ! that men's ears should be To counsel deaf , but not to flattery . And late , five thousand : to Varro and to Isidore He owes nine thousand ; besides my former sum , Which makes it five-and-twenty . Still in motion Of raging waste ! It cannot hold ; it will not . If I want gold , steal but a beggar's dog And give it Timon , why , the dog coins gold ; If I would sell my horse , and buy twenty more Better than he , why , give my horse to Timon , Ask nothing , give it him , it foals me , straight , And able horses . No porter at his gate , But rather one that smiles and still invites All that pass by . It cannot hold ; no reason Can found his state in safety . Caphis , ho ! Caphis , I say ! Here , sir ; what is your pleasure ? Get on your cloak , and haste you to Lord Timon ; Importune him for my moneys ; be not ceas'd With slight denial , nor then silenc'd when 'Commend me to your master' and the cap Plays in the right hand , thus ;but tell him , My uses cry to me ; I must serve my turn Out of mine own ; his days and times are past , And my reliances on his fracted dates Have smit my credit : I love and honour him , But must not break my back to heal his finger ; Immediate are my needs , and my relief Must not be toss'd and turn'd to me in words , But find supply immediate . Get you gone : Put on a most importunate aspect , A visage of demand ; for , I do fear , When every feather sticks in his own wing , Lord Timon will be left a naked gull , Which flashes now a ph nix . Get you gone . I go , sir . 'I go , sir !' Take the bonds along with you , And have the dates in compt . I will , sir . Go . No care , no stop ! so senseless of expense , That he will neither know how to maintain it , Nor cease his flow of riot : takes no account How things go from him , nor resumes no care Of what is to continue : never mind Was to be so unwise , to be so kind . What shall be done ? He will not hear , till feel : I must be round with him , now he comes from hunting . Fie , fie , fie , fie ! Good even , Varro . What ! You come for money ? Is't not your business too ? It is : and yours too , Isidore ? It is so . Would we were all discharg'd ! I fear it . Here comes the lord ! So soon as dinner's done , we'll forth again , My Alcibiades . With me ? what is your will ? My lord , here is a note of certain dues . Dues ! Whence are you ? Of Athens here , my lord . Go to my steward . Please it your lordship , he hath put me off To the succession of new days this month : My master is awak'd by great occasion To call upon his own ; and humbly prays you That with your other noble parts you'll suit In giving him his right . Mine honest friend , I prithee , but repair to me next morning . Nay , good my lord , Contain thyself , good friend . One Varro's servant , my good lord , From Isidore ; He humbly prays your speedy payment . If you did know , my lord , my master's wants , 'Twas due on forfeiture , my lord , six weeks And past . Your steward puts me off , my lord ; And I am sent expressly to your lordship . Give me breath . I do beseech you , good my lords , keep on ; I'll wait upon you instantly . Come hither : pray you , How goes the world , that I am thus encounter'd With clamorous demands of date-broke bonds , And the detention of long-since-due debts , Against my honour ? Please you , gentlemen , The time is unagreeable to this business : Your importunacy cease till after dinner , That I may make his lordship understand Wherefore you are not paid . Do so , my friends . See them well entertained . Pray , draw near . Stay , stay ; here comes the fool with Apemantus : let's ha' some sport with 'em . Hang him , he'll abuse us . A plague upon him , dog ! How dost , fool ? Dost dialogue with thy shadow ? I speak not to thee . No ; 'tis to thyself . Come away . There's the fool hangs on your back already . No , thou stand'st single ; thou'rt not on him yet . Where's the fool now ? He last asked the question . Poor rogues , and usurers' men ! bawds between gold and want ! What are we , Apemantus ? Asses . Why ? That you ask me what you are , and do not know yourselves . Speak to 'em , fool . How do you , gentlemen ? Gramercies , good fool . How does your mistress ? She's e'en setting on water to scald such chickens as you are . Would we could see you at Corinth ! Good ! gramercy . Look you , here comes my mistress' page . Why , how now , captain ! what do you in this wise company ? How dost thou , Apemantus ? Would I had a rod in my mouth , that I might answer thee profitably . Prithee , Apemantus , read me the superscription of these letters : I know not which is which . Canst not read ? No . There will little learning die then that day thou art hanged . This is to Lord Timon ; this to Alcibiades . Go ; thou wast born a bastard , and thou'lt die a bawd . Thou wast whelped a dog , and thou shalt famish a dog's death . Answer not ; I am gone . E'en so thou outrunn'st grace . Fool , I will go with you to Lord Timon's . Will you leave me there ? If Timon stay at home . You three serve three usurers ? Ay ; would they served us ! So would I , as good a trick as ever hangman served thief . Are you three usurers' men ? Ay , fool . I think no usurer but has a fool to his servant : my mistress is one , and I am her fool . When men come to borrow of your masters , they approach sadly , and go away merry ; but they enter my mistress' house merrily , and go away sadly : the reason of this ? I could render one . Do it , then , that we may account thee a whoremaster and a knave ; which , notwithstanding , thou shalt be no less esteemed . What is a whoremaster , fool ? A fool in good clothes , and something like thee . 'Tis a spirit : sometime 't appears like a lord ; sometime like a lawyer ; sometime like a philosopher , with two stones more than 's artificial one . He is very often like a knight ; and generally in all shapes that man goes up and down in from fourscore to thirteen , this spirit walks in . Thou art not altogether a fool . Nor thou altogether a wise man : as much foolery as I have , so much wit thou lackest . That answer might have become Apemantus . Aside , aside ; here comes Lord Timon . Come with me , fool , come . I do not always follow lover , elder brother and woman ; sometime the philosopher . Pray you , walk near : I'll speak with you anon . You make me marvel : wherefore , ere this time , Had you not fully laid my state before me , That I might so have rated my expense As I had leave of means ? You would not hear me , At many leisures I propos'd . Go to : Perchance some single vantages you took , When my indisposition put you back ; And that unaptness made your minister , Thus to excuse yourself . O my good lord ! At many times I brought in my accounts , Laid them before you ; you would throw them off , And say you found them in mine honesty . When for some trifling present you have bid me Return so much , I have shook my head , and wept ; Yea , 'gainst the authority of manners , pray'd you To hold your hand more close : I did endure Not seldom , nor no slight checks , when I have Prompted you in the ebb of your estate And your great flow of debts . My loved lord , Though you hear now , too late , yet now's a time , The greatest of your having lacks a half To pay your present debts . Let all my land be sold . 'Tis all engag'd , some forfeited and gone ; And what remains will hardly stop the mouth Of present dues ; the future comes apace : What shall defend the interim ? and at length How goes our reckoning ? To Laced mon did my land extend . O my good lord ! the world is but a word ; Were it all yours to give it in a breath , How quickly were it gone ! You tell me true . If you suspect my husbandry or falsehood , Call me before the exactest auditors , And set me on the proof . So the gods bless me , When all our offices have been oppress'd With riotous feeders , when our vaults have wept With drunken spilth of wine , when every room Hath blaz'd with lights and bray'd with minstrelsy , I have retir'd me to a wasteful cock , And set mine eyes at flow . Prithee , no more . Heavens ! have I said , the bounty of this lord ! How many prodigal bits have slaves and peasants This night englutted ! Who is not Timon's ? What heart , head , sword , force , means , but is Lord Timon's ? Great Timon , noble , worthy , royal Timon ! Ah ! when the means are gone that buy this praise , The breath is gone whereof this praise is made : Feast-won , fast-lost ; one cloud of winter showers , These flies are couch'd . Come , sermon me no further ; No villanous bounty yet hath pass'd my heart ; Unwisely , not ignobly , have I given . Why dost thou weep ? Canst thou the conscience lack , To think I shall lack friends ? Secure thy heart ; If I would broach the vessels of my love , And try the argument of hearts by borrowing , Men and men's fortunes could I frankly use As I can bid thee speak . Assurance bless your thoughts ! And , in some sort , these wants of mine are crown'd , That I account them blessings ; for by these Shall I try friends . You shall perceive how you Mistake my fortunes ; I am wealthy in my friends . Within there ! Flaminius ! Servilius ! My lord ! my lord ! I will dispatch you severally : you , to Lord Lucius ; to Lord Lucullus you : I hunted with his honour to-day ; you , to Sempronius . Commend me to their loves ; and I am proud , say , that my occasions have found time to use them toward a supply of money : let the request be fifty talents . As you have said , my lord . Lord Lucius , and Lucullus ? hum ! Go you , sir , to the senators , Of whom , even to the state's best health , I have Deserv'd this hearing ,bid 'em send o' the instant A thousand talents to me . I have been bold , For that I knew it the most general way , To them to use your signet and your name ; But they do shake their heads , and I am here No richer in return . Is't true ? can't be ? They answer , in a joint and corporate voice , That now they are at fall , want treasure , cannot Do what they would ; are sorry ; you are honourable ; But yet they could have wish'd ; they know not ; Something hath been amiss ; a noble nature May catch a wrench ; would all were well ; 'tis pity ; And so , intending other serious matters , After distasteful looks and these hard fractions , With certain half-caps and cold-moving nods They froze me into silence . You gods , reward them ! Prithee , man , look cheerly . These old fellows Have their ingratitude in them hereditary ; Their blood is cak'd , 'tis cold , it seldom flows ; 'Tis lack of kindly warmth they are not kind ; And nature , as it grows again toward earth , Is fashion'd for the journey , dull and heavy . Prithee , be not sad , Thou art true and honest ; ingenuously I speak , No blame belongs to thee . Ventidius lately Buried his father ; by whose death he's stepp'd Into a great estate ; when he was poor , Imprison'd and in scarcity of friends , I clear'd him with five talents ; greet him from me ; Bid him suppose some good necessity Touches his friend , which craves to be remember'd With those five talents . That had , give't these fellows To whom 'tis instant due . Ne'er speak , or think That Timon's fortunes 'mong his friends can sink . I would I could not think it : that thought is bounty's foe ; Being free itself , it thinks all others so . I have told my lord of you ; he is coming down to you . I thank you , sir . Here's my lord . One of Lord Timon's men ! a gift , I warrant . Why , this hits right ; I dreamt of a silver bason and ewer to-night . Flaminius , honest Flaminius , you are very respectively welcome , sir . Fill me some wine . [Exit Servant .] And how does that honourable , complete , free-hearted gentleman of Athens , thy very bountiful good lord and master ? His health is well , sir . I am right glad that his health is well , sir . And what hast thou there under thy cloak , pretty Flaminius ? Faith , nothing but an empty box , sir ; which , in my lord's behalf , I come to entreat your honour to supply ; who , having great and instant occasion to use fifty talents , hath sent to your lordship to furnish him , nothing doubting your present assistance therein . La , la , la , la ! 'nothing doubting ,' says he ? Alas ! good lord ; a noble gentleman 'tis , if he would not keep so good a house . Many a time and often I ha' dined with him , and told him on't ; and come again to supper to him , of purpose to have him spend less ; and yet he would embrace no counsel , take no warning by my coming . Every man has his fault , and honesty is his ; I ha' told him on't , but I could ne'er get him from it . Please your lordship , here is the wine . Flaminius , I have noted thee always wise . Here's to thee . Your lordship speaks your pleasure . I have observed thee always for a towardly prompt spirit , give thee thy due , and one that knows what belongs to reason ; and canst use the time well , if the time use thee well : good parts in thee . Get you gone , sirrah .[Exit Servant .] Draw nearer , honest Flaminius . Thy lord's a bountiful gentleman ; but thou art wise , and thou knowest well enough , although thou comest to me , that this is no time to lend money , especially upon bare friendship , without security . Here's three solidares for thee : good boy , wink at me , and say thou sawest me not . Fare thee well . Is't possible the world should so much differ , And we alive that liv'd ? Fly , damned baseness , To him that worships thee . Ha ! now I see thou art a fool , and fit for thy master . May these add to the number that may scald thee ! Let molten coin be thy damnation , Thou disease of a friend , and not himself ! Has friendship such a faint and milky heart It turns in less than two nights ? O you gods ! I feel my master's passion . This slave unto his honour Has my lord's meat in him : Why should it thrive and turn to nutriment When he is turn'd to poison ? O ! may diseases only work upon 't , And , when he's sick to death , let not that part of nature Which my lord paid for , be of any power To expel sickness , but prolong his hour . Who , the Lord Timon ? he is my very good friend , and an honourable gentleman . We know him for no less , though we are but strangers to him . But I can tell you one thing , my lord , and which I hear from common rumours : now Lord Timon's happy hours are done and past , and his estate shrinks from him . Fie , no , do not believe it ; he cannot want for money . But believe you this , my lord , that , not long ago , one of his men was with the Lord Lucullus , to borrow so many talents , nay , urged extremely for 't , and showed what necessity belonged to 't , and yet was denied . How ! I tell you , denied , my lord . What a strange case was that ! now , before the gods , I am ashamed on 't . Denied that honourable man ! there was very little honour showed in 't . For my own part , I must needs confess , I have received some small kindnesses from him , as money , plate , jewels , and such like trifles , nothing comparing to his ; yet , had he mistook him , and sent to me , I should ne'er have denied his occasion so many talents . See , by good hap , yonder's my lord ; I have sweat to see his honour . My honoured lord ! Servilius ! you are kindly met , sir . Fare thee well : commend me to thy honourable virtuous lord , my very exquisite friend . May it please your honour , my lord hath sent Ha ! what has he sent ? I am so much endeared to that lord ; he's ever sending : how shall I thank him , thinkest thou ? And what has he sent now ? He has only sent his present occasion now , my lord ; requesting your lordship to supply his instant use with so many talents . I know his lordship is but merry with me ; He cannot want fifty-five hundred talents . But in the mean time he wants less , my lord . If his occasion were not virtuous , I should not urge it half so faithfully . Dost thou speak seriously , Servilius ? Upon my soul , 'tis true , sir . What a wicked beast was I to disfurnish myself against such a good time , when I might ha' shown myself honourable ! how unluckily it happened , that I should purchase the day before for a little part , and undo a great deal of honour ! Servilius , now , before the gods , I am not able to do ; the more beast , I say ; I was sending to use Lord Timon myself , these gentlemen can witness ; but I would not , for the wealth of Athens , I had done it now . Commend me bountifully to his good lordship ; and I hope his honour will conceive the fairest of me , because I have no power to be kind : and tell him this from me , I count it one of my greatest afflictions say , that I cannot pleasure such an honourable gentleman . Good Servilius , will you befriend me so far as to use mine own words to him ? Yes , sir , I shall . I'll look you out a good turn , Servilius . True , as you said , Timon is shrunk indeed ; And he that's once denied will hardly speed . Do you observe this , Hostilius ? Ay , too well . Why this is the world's soul ; and just of the same piece Is every flatterer's spirit . Who can call him His friend that dips in the same dish ? for , in My knowing , Timon has been this lord's father , And kept his credit with his purse , Supported his estate ; nay , Timon's money Has paid his men their wages : he ne'er drinks But Timon's silver treads upon his lip ; And yet , O ! see the monstrousness of man , When he looks out in an ungrateful shape , He does deny him , in respect of his , What charitable men afford to beggars . Religion groans at it . For mine own part , I never tasted Timon in my life , Nor came any of his bounties over me , To mark me for his friend ; yet , I protest , For his right noble mind , illustrious virtue , And honourable carriage , Had his necessity made use of me , I would have put my wealth into donation , And the best half should have return'd to him , So much I love his heart . But , I perceive , Men must learn now with pity to dispense ; For policy sits above conscience . Must he needs trouble me in 't . Hum ! 'bove all others ? He might have tried Lord Lucius , or Lucullus ; And now Ventidius is wealthy too , Whom he redeem'd from prison : all these Owe their estates unto him . My lord , They have all been touch'd and found base metal , for They have all denied him . How ! have they denied him ? Have Ventidius and Lucullus denied him ? And does he send to me ? Three ? hum ! It shows but little love or judgment in him : Must I be his last refuge ? His friends , like physicians , Thrice give him over ; must I take the cure upon me ? He has much disgrac'd me in 't ; I'm angry at him , That might have known my place . I see no sense for 't , But his occasions might have woo'd me first ; For , in my conscience , I was the first man That e'er received gift from him : And does he think so backwardly of me now , That I'll requite it last ? No : So it may prove an argument of laughter To the rest , and I 'mongst lords be thought a fool . I had rather than the worth of thrice the sum , He had sent to me first , but for my mind's sake ; I'd such a courage to do him good . But now return , And with their faint reply this answer join ; Who bates mine honour shall not know my coin . Excellent ! Your lordship's a goodly villain . The devil knew not what he did when he made man politic ; he crossed himself by 't : and I cannot think but in the end the villanies of man will set him clear . How fairly this lord strives to appear foul ! takes virtuous copies to be wicked , like those that under hot ardent zeal would set whole realms on fire : Of such a nature is his politic love . This was my lord's best hope ; now all are fled Save only the gods . Now his friends are dead , Doors , that were ne'er acquainted with their wards Many a bounteous year , must be employ'd Now to guard sure their master : And this is all a liberal course allows ; Who cannot keep his wealth must keep his house . Well met ; good morrow , Titus and Hortensius . The like to you , kind Varro . Lucius ! What ! do we meet together ! Ay , and I think One business does command us all ; for mine Is money . So is theirs and ours . And Sir Philotus too ! Good day at once . Welcome , good brother . What do you think the hour ? Labouring for nine . So much ? Is not my lord seen yet ? Not yet . I wonder on 't ; he was wont to shine at seven . Ay , but the days are waxed shorter with him : You must consider that a prodigal course Is like the sun's ; but not , like his , recoverable . I fear , 'Tis deepest winter in Lord Timon's purse ; That is , one may reach deep enough , and yet Find little . I am of your fear for that . I'll show you how to observe a strange event . Your lord sends now for money . Most true , he does . And he wears jewels now of Timon's gift , For which I wait for money . It is against my heart . Mark , how strange it shows , Timon in this should pay more than he owes : And e'en as if your lord should wear rich jewels , And send for money for 'em . I'm weary of this charge , the gods can witness : I know my lord hath spent of Timon's wealth , And now ingratitude makes it worse than stealth . Yes , mine's three thousand crowns ; what's yours ? Five thousand mine . 'Tis much deep : and it should seem by the sum , Your master's confidence was above mine ; Else , surely , his had equall'd . One of Lord Timon's men . Flaminius ! Sir , a word . Pray , is my lord ready to come forth ? No , indeed , he is not . We attend his lordship ; pray , signify so much . I need not tell him that ; he knows you are too diligent . Ha ! is not that his steward muffled so ? He goes away in a cloud : call him , call him . Do you hear , sir ? By your leave , sir . What do you ask of me , my friend ? We wait for certain money here , sir . Ay , If money were as certain as your waiting , 'Twere sure enough . Why then preferr'd you not your sums and bills , When your false masters eat of my lord's meat ? Then they could smile and fawn upon his debts , And take down the interest into their gluttonous maws . You do yourselves but wrong to stir me up ; Let me pass quietly : Believe't , my lord and I have made an end ; I have no more to reckon , he to spend . Ay , but this answer will not serve . If 'twill not serve , 'tis not so base as you ; For you serve knaves . How ! what does his cashiered worship mutter ? No matter what ; he's poor , and that's revenge enough . Who can speak broader than he that has no house to put his head in ? such may rail against great buildings . O ! here's Servilius ; now we shall know some answer . If I might beseech you , gentlemen , to repair some other hour , I should derive much from 't ; for , take 't of my soul , my lord leans wondrously to discontent . His comfortable temper has forsook him ; he's much out of health , and keeps his chamber . Many do keep their chambers are not sick : And , if it be so far beyond his health , Methinks he should the sooner pay his debts , And make a clear way to the gods . Good gods ! We cannot take this for answer , sir . Servilius , help ! my lord ! my lord ! What ! are my doors oppos'd against my passage ? Have I been ever free , and must my house Be my retentive enemy , my gaol ? The place which I have feasted , does it now , Like all mankind , show me an iron heart ? Put in now , Titus . My lord , here is my bill . Here's mine . And mine , my lord . And ours , my lord . All our bills . Knock me down with 'em : cleave me to the girdle . Alas ! my lord , Cut my heart in sums . Mine , fifty talents . Tell out my blood . Five thousand crowns , my lord . Five thousand drops pays that . What yours ? and yours ? My lord , My lord , Tear me , take me ; and the gods fall upon you ! Faith , I perceive our masters may throw their caps at their money : these debts may well be called desperate ones , for a madman owes 'em . They have e'en put my breath from me , the slaves : Creditors ? devils ! My dear lord , What if it should be so ? My lord , I'll have it so . My steward ! Here , my lord . So fitly ! Go , bid all my friends again , Lucius , Lucullus , and Sempronius ; all : I'll once more feast the rascals . O my lord ! You only speak from your distracted soul ; There is not so much left to furnish out A moderate table . Be't not in thy care : go . I charge thee , invite them all : let in the tide Of knaves once more ; my cook and I'll provide . My lord , you have my voice to it ; the fault's Bloody ; 'tis necessary he should die ; Nothing emboldens sin so much as mercy . Most true ; the law shall bruise him . Honour , health , and compassion to the senate ! Now , captain . I am a humble suitor to your virtues ; For pity is the virtue of the law , And none but tyrants use it cruelly . It pleases time and fortune to lie heavy Upon a friend of mine , who , in hot blood , Hath stepp'd into the law , which is past depth To those that without heed to plunge into 't . He is a man , setting his fate aside , Of comely virtues ; Nor did he soil the fact with cowardice , An honour in him which buys out his fault , But , with a noble fury and fair spirit , Seeing his reputation touch'd to death , He did oppose his foe ; And with such sober and unnoted passion He did behave his anger , ere 'twas spent , As if he had but prov'd an argument . You undergo too strict a paradox , Striving to make an ugly deed look fair : Your words have took such pains as if they labour'd To bring manslaughter into form , and set quarrelling Upon the head of valour ; which indeed Is valour misbegot , and came into the world When sects and factions were newly born . He's truly valiant that can wisely suffer The worst that man can breathe , and make his wrongs His outsides , to wear them like his raiment , carelessly , And ne'er prefer his injuries to his heart , To bring it into danger . If wrongs be evils and enforce us kill , What folly 'tis to hazard life for ill ! My lord , You cannot make gross sins look clear ; To revenge is no valour , but to bear . My lords , then , under favour , pardon me , If I speak like a captain . Why do fond men expose themselves to battle , And not endure all threats ? sleep upon't , And let the foes quietly cut their throats Without repugnancy ? If there be Such valour in the bearing , what make we Abroad ? why then , women are more valiant That stay at home , if bearing carry it , And the ass more captain than the lion , the felon Loaden with irons wiser than the judge , If wisdom be in suffering . O my lords ! As you are great , be pitifully good : Who cannot condemn rashness in cold blood ? To kill , I grant , is sin's extremest gust ; But , in defence , by mercy , 'tis most just . To be in anger is impiety ; But who is man that is not angry ? Weigh but the crime with this . You breathe in vain . In vain ! his service done At Laced mon and Byzantium Were a sufficient briber for his life . What's that ? I say , my lords , he has done fair service , And slain in fight many of your enemies . How full of valour did he bear himself In the last conflict , and made plenteous wounds ! He has made too much plenty with 'em ; He's a sworn rioter ; he has a sin that often Drowns him and takes his valour prisoner ; If there were no foes , that were enough To overcome him ; in that beastly fury He has been known to commit outrages And cherish factions ; 'tis inferr'd to us , His days are foul and his drink dangerous . He dies . Hard fate ! he might have died in war . My lords , if not for any parts in him , Though his right arm might purchase his own time , And be in debt to none ,yet , more to move you , Take my deserts to his , and join 'em both ; And , for I know your reverend ages love Security , I'll pawn my victories , all My honour to you , upon his good returns . If by this crime he owes the law his life , Why , let the war receive't in valiant gore ; For law is strict , and war is nothing more . We are for law ; he dies : urge it no more , On height of our displeasure . Friend , or brother , He forfeits his own blood that spills another . Must it be so ? it must not be . My lords , I do beseech you , know me . How ! Call me to your remembrances . What ! I cannot think but your age has forgot me ; It could not else be I should prove so base , To sue , and be denied such common grace . My wounds ache at you . Do you dare our anger ? 'Tis in few words , but spacious in effect ; We banish thee for ever . Banish me ! Banish your dotage ; banish usury , That makes the senate ugly . If , after two days' shine , Athens contain thee , Attend our weightier judgment . And , not to swell our spirit , He shall be executed presently . Now the gods keep you old enough ; that you may live Only in bone , that none may look on you ! I am worse than mad : I have kept back their foes , While they have told their money and let out Their coin upon large interest ; I myself Rich only in large hurts : all those for this ? Is this the balsam that the usuring senate Pours into captains' wounds ? Banishment ! It comes not ill ; I hate not to be banish'd ; It is a cause worthy my spleen and fury , That I may strike at Athens . I'll cheer up My discontented troops , and lay for hearts . 'Tis honour with most lands to be at odds ; Soldiers should brook as little wrongs as gods . The good time of day to you , sir . I also wish it you . I think this honourable lord did but try us this other day . Upon that were my thoughts tiring when we encountered : I hope it is not so low with him as he made it seem in the trial of his several friends . It should not be , by the persuasion of his new feasting . I should think so : he hath sent me an earnest inviting , which many my near occasions did urge me to put off ; but he hath conjured me beyond them , and I must needs appear . In like manner was I in debt to my importunate business , but he would not hear my excuse . I am sorry , when he sent to borrow of me , that my provision was out . I am sick of that grief too , as I understand how all things go . Every man here's so . What would he have borrowed you ? A thousand pieces . A thousand pieces ! What of you ? He sent to me , sir ,Here he comes . With all my heart , gentlemen both ; and how fare you ? Ever at the best , hearing well of your lordship . The swallow follows not summer more willing than we your lordship . Nor more willingly leaves winter ; such summer-birds are men . Gentlemen , our dinner will not recompense this long stay : feast your ears with the music awhile , if they will fare so harshly o' the trumpet's sound ; we shall to 't presently . I hope it remains not unkindly with your lordship that I returned you an empty messenger . O ! sir , let it not trouble you . My noble lord , Ah ! my good friend , what cheer ? My most honourable lord , I am e'en sick of shame , that when your lordship this other day sent to me I was so unfortunate a beggar . Think not on 't , sir . If you had sent but two hours before , Let it not cumber your better remembrance . Come , bring in all together . All covered dishes ! Royal cheer , I warrant you . Doubt not that , if money and the season can yield it . How do you ? What's the news ? Alcibiades is banished : hear you of it ? Alcibiades banished ! Alcibiades banished ! 'Tis so , be sure of it . How ? how ? I pray you , upon what ? My worthy friends , will you draw near ? I'll tell you more anon . Here's a noble feast toward . This is the old man still . Will't hold ? will't hold ? It does ; but time will and so I do conceive . Each man to his stool , with that spur as he would to the lip of his mistress ; your diet shall be in all places alike . Make not a city feast of it , to let the meat cool ere we can agree upon the first place : sit , sit . The gods require our thanks . You great benefactors sprinkle our society with thankfulness . For your own gifts , make yourselves praised : but reserve still to give , lest your deities be despised . Lend to each man enough , that one need not lend to another ; for , were your godheads to borrow of men , men would forsake the gods . Make the meat be beloved more than the man that gives it . Let no assembly of twenty be without a score of villains : if there sit twelve women at the table , let a dozen of them be as they are . The rest of your fees , O gods ! the senators of Athens , together with the common lag of people , what is amiss in them , you gods , make suitable for destruction . For these my present friends , as they are to me nothing , so in nothing bless them , and to nothing are they welcome . Uncover , dogs , and lap . What does his lordship mean ? I know not . May you a better feast never behold , You knot of mouth-friends ! smoke and lukewarm water Is your perfection . This is Timon's last ; Who , stuck and spangled with your flatteries , Washes it off , and sprinkles in your faces Your reeking villany . Live loath'd , and long , Most smiling , smooth , detested parasites , Courteous destroyers , affable wolves , meek bears , You fools of fortune , trencher-friends , time's flies , Cap and knee slaves , vapours , and minute-jacks ! Of man and beast the infinite malady Crust you quite o'er ! What ! dost thou go ? Soft ! take thy physic first ,thou too ,and thou ; Stay , I will lend thee money , borrow none . What ! all in motion ? Henceforth be no feast , Whereat a villain's not a welcome guest . Burn , house ! sink , Athens ! henceforth hated be Of Timon man and all humanity ! How now , my lords ! Know you the quality of Lord Timon's fury ? Push ! did you see my cap ? I have lost my gown . He's but a mad lord , and nought but humour sways him . He gave me a jewel th' other day , and now he has beat it out of my hat : did you see my jewel ? Did you see my cap ? Here 'tis . Here lies my gown . Let's make no stay . Lord Timon's mad . I feel 't upon my bones . One day he gives us diamonds , next day stones . Let me look back upon thee . O thou wall , That girdlest in those wolves , dive in the earth . And fence not Athens ! Matrons , turn incontinent ! Obedience fail in children ! slaves and fools , Pluck the grave wrinkled senate from the bench , And minister in their steads ! To general filths Convert , o'the instant , green virginity ! Do't in your parents' eyes ! Bankrupts , hold fast ; Rather than render back , out with your knives , And cut your trusters' throats ! Bound servants , steal ! Large-handed robbers your grave masters are , And pill by law . Maid , to thy master's bed ; Thy mistress is o' the brothel ! Son of sixteen , Pluck the lin'd crutch from thy old limping sire , With it beat out his brains ! Piety , and fear , Religion to the gods , peace , justice , truth , Domestic awe , night-rest and neighbourhood , Instruction , manners , mysteries and trades , Degrees , observances , customs and laws , Decline to your confounding contraries , And let confusion live ! Plagues incident to men , Your potent and infectious fevers heap On Athens , ripe for stroke ! Thou cold sciatica , Cripple our senators , that their limbs may halt As lamely as their manners ! Lust and liberty Creep in the minds and marrows of our youth , That'gainst the stream of virtue they may strive , And drown themselves in riot ! Itches , blains , Sow all the Athenian bosoms , and their crop Be general leprosy ! Breath infect breath , That their society , as their friendship , may Be merely poison ! Nothing I'll bear from thee But nakedness , thou detestable town ! Take thou that too , with multiplying bans ! Timon will to the woods ; where he shall find The unkindest beast more kinder than mankind . The gods confound hear me , you good gods all The Athenians both within and out that wall ! And grant , as Timon grows , his hate may grow To the whole race of mankind , high and low ! Amen . Hear you , Master steward ! where's our master ? Are we undone ? cast off ? nothing remaining ? Alack ! my fellows , what should I say to you ? Let me be recorded by the righteous gods , I am as poor as you . Such a house broke ! So noble a master fall'n ! All gone ! and not One friend to take his fortune by the arm , And go along with him ! As we do turn our backs From our companion thrown into his grave , So his familiars to his buried fortunes Slink all away , leave their false vows with him , Like empty purses pick'd ; and his poor self , A dedicated beggar to the air , With his disease of all-shunn'd poverty , Walks , like contempt , alone . More of our fellows . All broken implements of a ruin'd house . Yet do our hearts wear Timon's livery , That see I by our faces ; we are fellows still , Serving alike in sorrow . Leak'd is our bark , And we , poor mates , stand on the dying deck , Hearing the surges threat : we must all part Into this sea of air . Good fellows all , The latest of my wealth I'll share amongst you . Wherever we shall meet , for Timon's sake Let's yet be fellows ; let's shake our heads , and say , As 'twere a knell unto our master's fortunes , 'We have seen better days .' Let each take some ; Nay , put out all your hands . Not one word more : Thus part we rich in sorrow , parting poor . O ! the fierce wretchedness that glory brings us . Who would not wish to be from wealth exempt , Since riches point to misery and contempt ? Who would be so mock'd with glory ? or so live , But in a dream of friendship ? To have his pomp and all what state compounds But only painted , like his varnish'd friends ? Poor honest lord ! brought low by his own heart , Undone by goodness . Strange , unusual blood , When man's worst sin is he does too much good ! Who then dares to be half so kind agen ? For bounty , that makes gods , does still mar men . My dearest lord , bless'd , to be most accurs'd , Rich , only to be wretched , thy great fortunes Are made thy chief affictions . Alas ! kind lord , He's flung in rage from this ingrateful seat Of monstrous friends ; Nor has he with him to supply his life , Or that which can command it . I'll follow and inquire him out : I'll ever serve his mind with my best will ; Whilst I have gold I'll be his steward still . O blessed breeding sun ! draw from the earth Rotten humidity ; below thy sister's orb Infect the air ! Twinn'd brothers of one womb , Whose procreation , residence and birth , Scarce is dividant , touch them with several fortunes ; The greater scorns the lesser : not nature , To whom all sores lay siege , can bear great fortune , But by contempt of nature . Raise me this beggar , and deny't that lord ; The senator shall bear contempt hereditary , The beggar native honour . It is the pasture lards the rother's sides , The want that makes him lean . Who dares , who dares , In purity of manhood stand upright , And say , 'This man's a flatterer ?' if one be , So are they all ; for every grize of fortune Is smooth'd by that below : the learned pate Ducks to the golden fool : all is oblique ; There's nothing level in our cursed natures But direct villany . Therefore , be abhorr'd All feasts , societies , and throngs of men ! His semblable , yea , himself , Timon disdains : Destruction fang mankind ! Earth , yield me roots ! Who seeks for better of thee , sauce his palate With thy most operant poison ! What is here ? Gold ! yellow , glittering , precious gold ! No , gods , I am no idle votarist . Roots , you clear heavens ! Thus much of this will make black white , foul fair , Wrong right , base noble , old young , coward valiant . Ha ! you gods , why this ? What this , you gods ? Why , this Will lug your priests and servants from your sides , Pluck stout men's pillows from below their head : This yellow slave Will knit and breah religions ; bless the accurs'd ; Make the hoar leprosy ador'd ; place thieves , And give them title , knee , and approbation , With senators on the bench ; this is it That makes the wappen'd widow wed again ; She , whom the spital-house and ulcerous sores Would cast the gorge at , this embalms and spices To the April day again . Come , damned earth , Thou common whore of mankind , that putt'st odds Among the rout of nations , I will make thee Do thy right nature . Ha ! a drum ? thou'rt quick , But yet I'll bury thee : thou'lt go , strong theif , When gouty keepers of thee cannot stand : Nay , stay thou out for earnest . What art thou there ? speak . A beast , as thou art . The canker gnaw thy heart , For showing me again the eyes of man ! What is thy name ? Is man so hateful to thee , That art thyself a man ? I am Misanthropos , and hate mankind . For thy part , I do wish thou wert a dog , That I might love thee something . I know thee well , But in thy fortunes am unlearn'd and strange . I know thee too ; and more than that I know thee I not desire to know . Follow thy drum ; With man's blood paint the ground , gules , gules ; Religious canons , civil laws are cruel ; Then what should war be ? This fell whore of thine Hath in her more destruction than thy sword For all her cherubin look . Thy lips rot off ! I will not kiss thee ; then the rot returns To thine own lips again . How came the noble Timon to this change ? As the moon does , by wanting light to give : But then renew I could not like the moon ; There were no suns to borrow of . Noble Timon , what friendship may I do thee ? None , but to maintain my opinion . What is it , Timon ? Promise me friendship , but perform none : if thou wilt not promise , the gods plague thee , for thou art a man ! if thou dost perform , confound thee , for thou art a man ! I have heard in some sort of thy miseries . Thou saw'st them , when I had prosperity . I see them now ; then was a blessed time . As thine is now , held with a brace of harlots . Is this the Athenian minion , whom the world Voic'd so regardfully ? Art thou Timandra ? Yes . Be a whore still ; they love thee not that use thee ; Give them diseases , leaving with thee their lust . Make use of thy salt hours ; season the slaves For tubs and baths ; bring down rose-cheeked youth To the tub-fast and the diet . Hang thee , monster ! Pardon him , sweet Timandra , for his wits Are drown'd and lost in his calamities . I have but little gold of late , brave Timon , The want whereof doth daily make revolt In my penurious band : I have heard and griev'd How cursed Athens , mindless of thy worth , Forgetting thy great deeds , when neighbour states , But for thy sword and fortune , trod upon them , I prithee , beat thy drum , and get thee gone . I am thy friend , and pity thee , dear Timon . How dost thou pity him whom thou dost trouble ? I had rather be alone . Why , fare thee well : Here is some gold for thee . Keep it , I cannot eat it . When I have laid proud Athens on a heap , Warr'st thou 'gainst Athens ? Ay , Timon , and have cause . The gods confound them all in thy conquest ; and Thee after , when thou hast conquer'd ! Why me , Timon ? That , by killing of villains , thou wast born to conquer My country . Put up thy gold : go on ,here's gold ,go on ; Be as a planetary plague , when Jove Will o'er some high-vic'd city hang his poison In the sick air : let not thy sword skip one . Pity not honour'd age for his white beard ; He is a usurer . Strike me the counterfeit matron ; It is her habit only that is honest , Herself's a bawd . Let not the virgin's cheek Make soft thy trenchant sword ; for those milkpaps , That through the window-bars bore at men's eyes , Are not within the leaf of pity writ , But set them down horrible traitors . Spare not the babe , Whose dimpled smiles from fools exhaust their mercy ; Think it a bastard , whom the oracle Hath doubtfully pronounc'd thy throat shall cut , And mince it sans remorse . Swear against objects ; Put armour on thine ears and on thine eyes , Whose proof nor yells of mothers , maids , nor babes , Nor sight of priests in holy vestments bleeding , Shall pierce a jot . There's gold to pay thy soldiers : Make large confusion ; and , thy fury spent , Confounded be thyself ! Speak not , be gone . Hast thou gold yet ? I'll take the gold thou giv'st me , Not all thy counsel . Dost thou , or dost thou not , heaven's curse upon thee ! Give us some gold , good Timon : hast thou more ? Give us some gold , good Timon : hast thou more ? Enough to make a whore forswear her trade , And to make whores a bawd . Hold up , you sluts , Your aprons mountant : you are not oathable , Although , I know , you'll swear , terribly swear Into strong shudders and to heavenly agues The immortal gods that hear you , spare your oaths , I'll trust to your conditions : be whores still ; And he whose pious breath seeks to convert you , Be strong in whore , allure him , burn him up ; Let your close fire predominate his smoke , And be no turncoats : yet may your pains , six months , Be quite contrary : and thatch your poor thin roofs With burdens of the dead ; some that were hang'd , No matter ; wear them , betray with them : whore still ; Paint till a horse may mire upon your face : A pox of wrinkles ! Well , more gold . What then ? Well , more gold . What then ? Believe't , that we'll do anything for gold . Consumptions sow In hollow bones of man ; strike their sharp shins , And mar men's spurring . Crack the lawyer's voice , That he may never more false title plead , Nor sound his quillets shrilly : hoar the flamen , That scolds against the quality of flesh , And not believes himself : down with the nose , Down with it flat ; take the bridge quite away Of him that , his particular to foresee , Smells from the general weal : make curl'd-pate ruffians bald , And let the unscarr'd braggarts of the war Derive some pain from you : plague all , That your activity may defeat and quell The source of all erection . There's more gold ; Do you damn others , and let this damn you , And ditches grave you all ! More counsel with more money , bounteous Timon . More counsel with more money , bounteous Timon . More whore , more mischief first ; I have given you earnest . Strike up the drum towards Athens ! Farewell , Timon : If I thrive well , I'll visit thee again . If I hope well , I'll never see thee more . I never did thee harm . Yes , thou spok'st well of me . Call'st thou that harm ? Men daily find it . Get thee away , and take Thy beagles with thee . We but offend him . Strike ! That nature , being sick of man's unkindness , Should yet be hungry ! Common mother , thou , Whose womb unmeasurable , and infinite breast , Teams , and feeds all ; whose self-same mettle , Whereof thy proud child , arrogant man , is puff'd , Engenders the black toad and adder blue , The gilded newt and eyeless venom'd worm , With all the abhorred births below crisp heaven Whareon Hyperion's quickening fire doth shine ; Yield him , who all thy human sons doth hate , From forth thy plenteous bosom , one poor root ! Ensear thy fertile and conceptious womb , Let it no more bring out ingrateful man ! Go great with tigers , dragons , wolves , and bears ; Teem with new monsters , whom thy upward face Hath to the marbled mansion all above Never presented ! O ! a root ; dear thanks : Dry up thy marrows , vines and plough-torn leas ; Whereof ingrateful man , with liquorish draughts And morsels unctuous , greases his pure mind , That from it all consideration slips ! More man ! Plague ! plague ! I was directed hither : men report Thou dost affect my manners , and dost use them . 'Tis , then , because thou dost not keep a dog Whom I would imitate : consumption catch thee ! This is in thee a nature but infected ; A poor unmanly melancholy sprung From change of fortune . Why this spade ? this place ? This slave-like habit ? and these looks of care ? Thy flatterers yet wear silk , drink wine , lie soft , Hug their diseas'd perfumes , and have forgot That ever Timon was . Shame not these woods By putting on the cunning of a carper . Be thou a flatterer now , and seak to thrive By that which has undone thee : hinge thy knee , And let his very breath , whom thou'lt observe , Blow off thy cap ; praise his most vicious strain , And call it excellent . Thou wast told thus ; Thou gav'st thine ears , like tapsters that bid welcome , To knaves and all approachers : 'tis most just That thou turn rascal ; hadst thou wealth again , Rascals should have't . Do not assume my likeness . Were I like thee I'd throw away myself . Thou hast cast away thyself , being like thyself ; A madman so long , now a fool . What ! think'st That the bleak air , thy boisterous chamberlain , Will put thy shirt on warm ? will these moss'd trees , That have outliv'd the eagle , page thy heels And skip when thou point'st out ? will the cold brook , Candied with ice , caudle thy morning taste To cure the o'er-night's surfeit ? Call the creatures Whose naked natures live in all the spite Of wreakful heaven , whose bare unhoused trunks To the conflicting elements expos'd , Answer mere nature ; bid them flatter thee ; O ! thou shalt find A fool of thee . Depart . I love thee better now than e'er I did . I hate thee worse . Why ? Thou flatter'st misery . I flatter not , but say thou art a caitiff . Why dost thou seek me out ? To vex thee . Always a villain's office , or a fool's . Dost please thyself in 't ? Ay . What ! a knave too ? If thou didst put this sour-cold habit on To castigate thy pride , 'twere well ; but thou Dost it enforcedly ; thou'dst courtier be again Wert thou not beggar . Willing misery Outlives incertain pomp , is crown'd before ; The one is filling still , never complete ; The other , at high wish : best state , contentless , Hath a distracted and most wretched being , Worse than the worst , content . Thou shouldst desire to die , being miserable . Not by his breath that is more miserable . Thou art a slave , whom Fortune's tender arm With favour never clasp'd , but bred a dog . Hadst thou , like us from our first swath , proceeded The sweet degrees that this brief world affords To such as may the passive drudges of it Freely command , thou wouldst have plung'd thyself In general riot ; melted down thy youth In different beds of lust ; and never learn'd The icy precepts of respect , but follow'd The sugar'd game before thee . But myself , Who had the world as my confectionary , The mouths , the tongues , the eyes , and hearts of men At duty , more than I could frame employment , That numberless upon me stuck as leaves Do on the oak , have with one winter's brush Fell from their boughs and left me open , bare For every storm that blows ; I , to bear this , That never knew but better , is some burden : Thy nature did commence in sufferance , time Hath made thee hard in 't . Why shouldst thou hate men ? They never flatter'd thee : what hast thou given ? If thou wilt curse , thy father , that poor rag , Must be thy subject , who in spite put stuff To some she beggar and compounded thee Poor rogue hereditary . Hence ! be gone ! If thou hadst not been born the worst of men , Thou hadst been a knave and flatterer . Art thou proud yet ? Ay , that I am not thee . I , that I was No prodigal . I , that I am one now : Were all the wealth I have shut up in thee , I'd give thee leave to hang it . Get thee gone . That the whole life of Athens were in this ! Thus would I eat it . Here ; I will mend thy feast . First mend my company , take away thyself . So I shall mend mine own , by the lack of thine . 'Tis not well mended so , it is but botch'd ; If not , I would it were . What wouldst thou have to Athens ? Thee thither in a whirlwind . If thou wilt , Tell them there I have gold ; look , so I have . Here is no use for gold . The best and truest ; For here it sleeps , and does no hired harm . Where liest o' nights , Timon ? Under that's above me . Where feed'st thou o' days , Apemantus ? Where my stomach finds meat ; or , rather , where I eat it . Would poison were obedient and knew my mind ! Where wouldst thou send it ? To sauce thy dishes . The middle of humanity thou never knewest , but the extremity of both ends . When thou wast in thy gilt and thy perfume , they mocked thee for too much curiosity ; in thy rags thou knowest none , but art despised for the contrary . There's a medlar for thee ; eat it . On what I hate I feed not . Dost hate a medlar ? Ay , though it look like thee . An thou hadst hated meddlers sooner , thou shouldst have loved thyself better now . What man didst thou ever know unthrift that was beloved after his means ? Who , without those means thou talkest of , didst thou ever know beloved ? Myself . I understand thee ; thou hadst some means to keep a dog . What things in the world canst thou nearest compare to thy flatterers ? Women nearest ; but men , men are the things themselves . What wouldst thou do with the world , Apemantus , if it lay in thy power ? Give it the beasts , to be rid of the men . Wouldst thou have thyself fall in the confusion of men , and remain a beast with the beasts ? Ay , Timon . A beastly ambition , which the gods grant thee to attain to . If thou wert the lion , the fox would beguile thee ; if thou wert the lamb , the fox would eat thee ; if thou wert the fox , the lion would suspect thee , when peradventure thou wert accused by the ass ; if thou wert the ass , thy dulness would torment thee , and still thou livedst but as a breakfast to the wolf ; if thou wert the wolf , thy greediness would afflict thee , and oft thou shouldst hazard thy life for thy dinner ; wert thou the unicorn , pride and wrath would confound thee and make thine own self the conquest of thy fury ; wert thou a bear , thou wouldst be killed by the horse ; wert thou a horse , thou wouldst be seized by the leopard ; wert thou a leopard , thou wert german to the lion , and the spots of thy kindred were jurors on thy life ; all thy safety were remotion , and thy defence absence . What beast couldst thou be , that were not subject to a beast ? and what a beast art thou already , that seest not thy loss in transformation ! If thou couldst please me with speaking to me , thou mightst have hit upon it here ; the commonwealth of Athens is become a forest of beasts . How has the ass broke the wall , that thou art out of the city ? Yonder comes a poet and a painter : the plague of company light upon thee ! I will fear to catch it , and give way . When I know not what else to do , I'll see thee again . When there is nothing living but thee , thou shalt be welcome . I had rather be a beggar's dog than Apemantus . Thou art the cap of all the fools alive . Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon ! A plague on thee ! thou art too bad to curse ! All villains that do stand by thee are pure . There is no leprosy but what thou speak'st . If I name thee . I'll beat thee , but I should infect my hands . I would my tongue could rot them off ! Away , thou issue of a mangy dog ! Choler does kill me that thou art alive ; I swound to see thee . Would thou wouldst burst ! Away , Thou tedious rogue ! I am sorry I shall lose A stone by thee . Beast ! Slave ! Toad ! Rogue , rogue , rogue ! I am sick of this false world , and will love nought But even the mere necessities upon 't . Then , Timon , presently prepare thy grave ; Lie where the light foam of the sea may beat Thy grave-stone daily : make thine epitaph , That death in me at others' lives may laugh . O thou sweet king-killer , and dear divorce 'Twixt natural son and sire ! thou bright defiler Of Hymen's purest bed ! thou valiant Mars ! Thou ever young , fresh , lov'd , and delicate wooer , Whose blush doth thaw the consecrated snow That lies on Dian's lap ! thou visible god , That solder'st close impossibilities , And mak'st them kiss ! that speak'st with every tongue , To every purpose ! O thou touch of hearts ! Think , thy slave man rebels , and by thy virtue Set them into confounding odds , that beasts May have the world in empire . Would 'twere so : But not till I am dead ; I'll say thou'st gold : Thou wilt be throng'd to shortly . Throng'd to ? Ay . Thy back , I prithee . Live , and love thy misery ! Long live so , and so die ! I am quit . More things like men ! Eat , Timon , and abhor them . Where should he have this gold ? It is some poor fragment , some slender ort of his remainder . The mere want of gold , and the falling-from of his friends , drove him into this melancholy . It is noised he hath a mass of treasure . Let us make the assay upon him : if he care not for 't , he will supply us easily ; if he covetously reserve it , how shall's get it ? True ; for he bears it not about him , 'tis hid . Is not this he ? Where ? 'Tis his description . He ; I know him . Save thee , Timon . Now , thieves ? Soldiers , not thieves . Both too ; and women's sons . We are not thieves , but men that much do want . Your greatest want is , you want much of meat . Why should you want ? Behold , the earth hath roots ; Within this mile break forth a hundred springs ; The oaks bear mast , the briers scarlet hips ; The bounteous housewife , nature , on each bush Lays her full mess before you . Want ! why want ? We cannot live on grass , on berries , water , As beasts , and birds , and fishes . Nor on the beasts themselves , the birds , and fishes ; You must eat men . Yet thanks I must you con That you are thieves profess'd , that you work not In holier shapes ; for there is boundless theft In limited professions . Rascal thieves , Here's gold . Go , suck the subtle blood o' the grape , Till the high fever seethe your blood to froth , And so 'scape hanging : trust not the physician ; His antidotes are poison , and he slays More than you rob : take wealth and lives together ; Do villany , do , since you protest to do't , Like workmen . I'll example you with thievery : The sun's a thief , and with his great attraction Robs the vast sea ; the moon's an arrant thief , And her pale fire she snatches from the sun ; The sea's a thief , whose liquid surge resolves The moon into salt tears ; the earth's a thief , That feeds and breeds by a composture stolen From general excrement , each thing's a thief ; The laws , your curb and whip , in their rough power Have uncheck'd theft . Love not yourselves ; away ! Rob one another . There's more gold : cut throats ; All that you meet are thieves . To Athens go , Break open shops ; nothing can you steal But thieves do lose it : steal no less for this I give you ; and gold confound you howsoe'er ! Amen . He has almost charmed me from my profession , by persuading me to it . 'Tis in the malice of mankind that he thus advises us ; not to have us thrive in our mystery . I'll believe him as an enemy , and give over my trade . Let us first see peace in Athens ; there is no time so miserable but a man may be true . O you gods ! Is yond despised and ruinous man my lord ? Full of decay and failing ? O monument And wonder of good deeds evilly bestow'd ! What an alteration of honour Has desperate want made ! What viler thing upon the earth than friends Who can bring noblest minds to basest ends ! How rarely does it meet with this time's guise , When man was wish'd to love his enemies ! Grant I may ever love , and rather woo Those that would mischief me than those that do ! He hath caught me in his eye : I will present My honest grief unto him ; and , as my lord , Still serve him with my life . My dearest master ! Away ! what art thou ? Have you forgot me , sir ? Why dost ask that ? I have forgot all men ; Then , if thou grant'st thou'rt a man , I have forgot thee . An honest poor servant of yours . Then I know thee not : I never had an honest man about me ; ay all I kept were knaves , to serve in meat to villains . The gods are witness , Ne'er did poor steward wear a truer grief For his undone lord than mine eyes for you . What ! dost thou weep ? Come nearer . Then I love thee , Because thou art a woman , and disclaim'st Flinty mankind ; whose eyes do never give , But thorough lust and laughter . Pity's sleeping : Strange times , that weep with laughing , not with weeping ! I beg of you to know me , good my lord , To accept my grief and whilst this poor wealth lasts To entertain me as your steward still . Had I a steward So true , so just , and now so comfortable ? It almost turns my dangerous nature mild . Let me behold thy face . Surely , this man Was born of woman . Forgive my general and exceptless rashness , You perpetual sober gods ! I do proclaim One honest man , mistake me not , but one ; No more , I pray , and he's a steward . How fain would I have hated all mankind ! And thou redeem'st thyself : but all , save thee , I fell with curses . Methinks thou art more honest now than wise ; For , by oppressing and betraying me , Thou mightst have sooner got another service : For many so arrive at second masters Upon their first lord's neck . But tell me true , For I must ever doubt , though ne'er so sure , Is not thy kindness subtle , covetous , If not a usuring kindness and as rich men deal gifts , Expecting in return twenty for one ? No , my most worthy master ; in whose breast Doubt and suspect , alas ! are plac'd too late . You should have fear'd false times when you did feast ; Suspect still comes when an estate is least . That which I show , heaven knows , is merely love , Duty and zeal to your unmatched mind , Care of your food and living ; and , believe it , My most honour'd lord , For any benefit that points to me , Either in hope , or present , I'd exchange For this one wish , that you had power and wealth To requite me by making rich yourself . Look thee , 'tis so . Thou singly honest man , Here , take : the gods out of my misery , Have sent thee treasure . Go , live rich and happy ; But thus condition'd : thou shalt build from men ; Hate all , curse all , show charity to none , But let the famish'd flesh slide from the bone , Ere thou relieve the beggar ; give to dogs What thou deny'st to men ; let prisons swallow 'em , Debts wither 'em to nothing ; be men like blasted woods , And may diseases lick up their false bloods ! And so , farewell and thrive . O ! let me stay And comfort you , my master . If thou hatest Curses , stay not ; fly , whilst thou'rt bless'd and free : Ne'er see thou man , and let me ne'er see thee . As I took note of the place , it cannot be far where he abides . What's to be thought of him ? Does the rumour hold for true that he is so full of gold ? Certain : Alcibiades reports it ; Phrynia and Timandra had gold of him : he likewise enriched poor straggling soldiers with great quantity . 'Tis said he gave unto his steward a mighty sum . Then this breaking of his has been but a try for his friends . Nothing else ; you shall see him a palm in Athens again , and flourish with the highest . Therefore 'tis not amiss we tender our loves to him , in this supposed distress of his : it will show honestly in us , and is very likely to load our purposes with what they travel for , if it be a just and true report that goes of his having . What have you now to present unto him ? Nothing at this time but my visitation ; only , I will promise him an excellent piece . I must serve him so too ; tell him of an intent that's coming towards him . Good as the best . Promising is the very air o' the time ; it opens the eyes of expectation ; performance is ever the duller for his act ; and , but in the plainer and simpler kind of people , the deed of saying is quite out of use . To promise is most courtly and fashionable ; performance is a kind of will or testament which argues a great sickness in his judgment that makes it . Excellent workman ! Thou canst not paint a man so bad as is thyself . I am thinking what I shall say I have provided for him : it must be a personating of himself ; a satire against the softness of prosperity , with a discovery of the infinite flatteries that follow youth and opulency . Must thou needs stand for a villain in thine own work ? Wilt thou whip thine own faults in other men ? Do so , I have gold for thee . Nay , let's seek him : Then do we sin against our own estate , When we may profit meet , and come too late . True ; When the day serves , before black-corner'd night , Find what thou want'st by free and offer'd light . Come . I'll meet you at the turn . What a god's gold , That he is worshipp'd in a baser temple Than where swine feed ! 'Tis thou that rigg'st the bark and plough'st the foam , Settlest admired reverence in a slave : To thee be worship ; and thy saints for aye Be crown'd with plagues that thee alone obey . Fit I meet them . Hail , worthy Timon ! Our late noble master ! Have I once liv'd to see two honest men ? Sir , Having often of your open bounty tasted , Hearing you were retir'd , your friends fall'n off , Whose thankless natures O abhorred spirits ! Not all the whips of heaven are large enough What ! to you , Whose star-like nobleness gave life and influence To their whole being ! I am rapt , and cannot cover The monstrous bulk of this ingratitude With any size of words . Let it go naked , men may see 't the better : You , that are honest , by being what you are , Make them best seen and known . He and myself Have travell'd in the great shower of your gifts , And sweetly felt it . Ay , you are honest men . We are hither come to offer you our service . Most honest men ! Why , how shall I requite you ? Can you eat roots and drink cold water ? no . What we can do , we'll do , to do you service . Ye're honest men . Ye've heard that I have gold ; I am sure you have : speak truth ; ye're honest men . So it is said , my noble lord ; but therefore Came not my friend nor I . Good honest men ! Thou draw'st a counterfeit Best in all Athens : thou'rt , indeed , the best ; Thou counterfeit'st most lively . So , so , my lord . E'en so , sir , as I say . And , for thy fiction , Why , thy verse swells with stuff so fine and smooth That thou art even natural in thine art . But for all this , my honest-natur'd friends , I must needs say you have a little fault : Marry , 'tis not monstrous in you , neither wish I You take much pains to mend . Beseech your honour To make it known to us . You'll take it ill . Most thankfully , my lord . Will you indeed ? Doubt it not , worthy lord . There's never a one of you but trusts a knave , That mightily deceives you . Do we , my lord ? Ay , and you hear him cog , see him dissemble , Know his gross patchery , love him , feed him , Keep in your bosom ; yet remain assur'd That he's a made-up villain . I know none such , my lord . Nor I . Look you , I love you well ; I'll give you gold , Rid me these villains from your companies : Hang them or stab them , drown them in a draught , Confound them by some course , and come to me , I'll give you gold enough . Name them , my lord ; let's know them . You that way and you this , but two in company ; Each man apart , all single and alone , Yet an arch villain keeps him company . If , where thou art two villains shall not be , Come not near him . If thou would not reside But where one villain is , then him abandon . Hence ! pack ! there's gold ; ye came for gold , ye slaves : You have done work for me , there's payment : hence ! You are an alchemist , make gold of that . Out , rascal dogs ! It is in vain that you would speak with Timon ; For he is set so only to himself That nothing but himself , which looks like man , Is friendly with him . Bring us to his cave : It is our part and promise to the Athenians To speak with Timon . At all times alike Men are not still the same : 'twas time and griefs That fram'd him thus : time , with his fairer hand , Offering the fortunes of his former days , The former man may make him . Bring us to him , And chance it as it may . Here is his cave . Peace and content be here ! Lord Timon ! Timon ! Look out , and speak to friends . The Athenians , By two of their most reverend senate , greet thee : Speak to them , noble Timon . Thousun , that comfort'st , burn ! Speak , and be hang'd : For each true word , a blister ! and each false Be as a cauterizing to the root o'the tongue , Consuming it with speaking ! Worthy Timon , Of none but such as you , and you of Timon . The senators of Athens greet thee , Timon . I thank them ; and would send them back the plague , Could I but catch it for them . O ! forget What we are sorry for ourselves in thee . The senators with one consent of love Entreat thee back to Athens ; who have thought On special dignities , which vacant lie For thy best use and wearing . They confess Toward thee forgetfulness to general , gross ; Which now the public body , which doth seldom Play the recanter , feeling in itself A lack of Timon's aid , hath sense withal Of its own fail , restraining aid to Timon ; And send forth us , to make their sorrow'd render , Together with a recompense more fruitful Than their offence can weigh down by the dram ; Ay , even such heaps and sums of love and wealth As shall to thee block out what wrongs were theirs , And write in thee the figures of their love , Ever to read them thine . You witch me in it ; Surprise me to the very brink of tears : Lend me a fool's heart and a woman's eyes , And I'll beweep these comforts , worthy senators . Therefore so please thee to return with us , And of our Athens thine and ours to take The captainship , thou shalt be met with thanks , Allow'd with absolute power , and thy good name Live with authority : so soon we shall drive back Of Alcibiades the approaches wild ; Who , like a boar too savage , doth root up His country's peace . And shakes his threat'ning sword Against the walls of Athens . Therefore , Timon , Well , sir , I will ; therefore , I will , sir ; thus : If Alcibiades kill my countrymen , Let Alcibiades know this of Timon , That Timon cares not . But if he sack fair Athens , And take our goodly aged men by the beards , Giving our holy virgins to the stain Of contumelious , beastly , mad-brain'd war ; Then let him know , and tell him Timon speaks it , In pity of our aged and our youth I cannot choose but tell him , that I care not , And let him take't at worst ; for their knives care not While you have throats to answer : for myself , There's not a whittle in the unruly camp But I do prize it at my love before The reverend'st throat in Athens . So I leave you To the protection of the prosperous gods , As thieves to keepers . Stay not ; all's in vain . Why , I was writing of my epitaph ; It will be seen to-morrow . My long sickness Of health and living now begins to mend , And nothing brings me all things . Go ; live still : Be Alcibiades your plague , you his , And last so long enough ! We speak in vain . But yet I love my country , and am not One that rejoices in the common wrack , As common bruit doth put it . That's well spoke . Commend me to my loving countrymen , These words become your lips as they pass through them . And enter in our ears like great triumphers In their applauding gates . Commend me to them ; And tell them , that , to ease them of their griefs , Their fears of hostile strokes , their aches , losses , Their pangs of love , with other incident throes That nature's fragile vessel doth sustain In life's uncertain voyage , I will some kindness do them : I'll teach them to prevent wild Alcibiades' wrath . I like this well ; he will return again . I have a tree which grows here in my close , That mine own use invites me to cut down , And shortly must I fell it ; tell my friends , Tell Athens , in the sequence of degree , From high to low throughout , that whoso please To stop affliction , let him take his haste , Come hither , ere my tree hath felt the axe , And hang himself . I pray you , do my greeting . Trouble him no further ; thus you still shall find him . Come not to me again ; but say to Athans , Timon hath made his everlasting mansion Upon the beached verge of the salt flood ; Who once a day with his embossed froth The turbulent surge shall cover : thither come , And let my grave-stone be your oracle . Lips , let sour words go by and language end : What is amiss plague and infection mend ! Graves only be men's works and death their gain ! Sun , hide thy beams ! Timon hath done his reign . His discontents are unremovably Coupled to nature . Our hope in him is dead : let us return , And strain what other means is left unto us In our dear peril . It requires swift foot . Thou hast painfully discover'd : are his files As full as thy report ? I have spoke the least ; Besides , his expedition promises Present approach . We stand much hazard if they bring not Timon . I met a courier , one mine ancient friend , Whom , though in general part we were oppos'd , Yet our old love made a particular force , And made us speak like friends : this man was riding From Alcibiades to Timon's cave , With letters of entreaty , which imported His fellowship i' the cause against your city , In part for his sake mov'd . Here come our brothers . No talk of Timon , nothing of him expect . The enemies' drum is heard , and fearful scouring Doth choke the air with dust . In , and prepare : Ours is the fall , I fear ; our foes the snare . By all description this should be the place . Who's here ? speak , ho ! No answer ! What is this ? Timon is dead , who hath outstretch'd his span : Some beast rear'd this ; here does not live a man . Dead , sure ; and this his grave . What's on this tomb I cannot read ; the character I'll take with wax : Our captain hath in every figure skill ; An ag'd interpreter , though young in days . Before proud Athens he's set down by this , Whose fall the mark of his ambition is . Sound to this coward and lascivious town Our terrible approach . Till now you have gone on , and fill'd the time With all licentious measure , making your wills The scope of justice ; till now myself and such As slept within the shadow of your power Have wander'd with our travers'd arms , and breath'd Our sufferance vainly . Now the time is flush , When crouching marrow , in the bearer strong , Cries of itself , 'No more :' now breathless wrong Shall sit and pant in your great chairs of ease , And pursy insolence shall break his wind With fear and horrid flight . Noble and young , When thy first griefs were but a mere conceit , Ere thou hadst power or we had cause of fear , We sent to thee , to give thy rages balm , To wipe out our ingratitude with loves Above their quantity . So did we woo Transformed Timon to our city's love By humble message and by promis'd means : We were not all unkind , nor all deserve The common stroke of war . These walls of ours Were not erected by their hands from whom You have receiv'd your grief ; nor are they such That these great towers , trophies , and schools should fall For private faults in them . Nor are they living Who were the motives that you first went out ; Shame that they wanted cunning in excess Hath broke their hearts . March , noble lord , Into our city with thy banners spread : By decimation , and a tithed death , If thy revenges hunger for that food Which nature loathes ,take thou the destin'd tenth , And by the hazard of the spotted die Let die the spotted . All have not offended ; For those that were , it is not square to take On those that are , revenges : crimes , like lands , Are not inherited . Then , dear countryman , Bring in thy ranks , but leave without thy rage : Spare thyAthenian cradle , and those kin Which in the bluster of thy wrath must fall With those that have offended : like a shepherd , Approach the fold and cull th' infected forth , But kill not all together . What thou wilt , Thou rather shalt enforce it with thy smile Thank hew to't with thy sword . Set but thy foot Against our rampir'd gates , and they shall ope , So thou wilt send thy gentle heart before , To say thou'lt enter friendly . Throw thy glove , Or any token of thine honour else , That thou wilt use the wars as thy redress And not as our confusion , all thy powers Shall make their harbour in our town , till we Have seal'd thy full desire . Then there's my glove ; Descend , and open your uncharged ports : Those enemies of Timon's and mine own Whom you yourselves shall set out for reproof , Fall , and no more ; and , to atone your fears With my more noble meaning , not a man Shall pass his quarter , or offend the stream Of regular justice in your city's bounds , But shall be render'd to your public laws At heaviest answer . 'Tis most nobly spoken . Descend , and keep your words . My noble general , Timon is dead ; Entomb'd upon the very hem o' the sea : And on his grave-stone this insculpture , which With wax I brought away , whose soft impression Interprets for my poor ignorance . Here lies a wretched corse , of wretched soul bereft : Seek not my name : a plague consume you wicked caitiffs left ! Here lie I , Timon ; who , alive , all living men did hate : Pass by , and curse thy fill ; but pass and stay not here thy gait . These well express in thee thy latter spirits : Though thou abhorr'dst in us our human griefs , Scorn'dst our brain's flow and those our droplets which From niggard nature fall , yet rich conceit Taught thee to make vast Neptune weep for aye On thy low grave , on faults forgiven . Dead Is noble Timon ; of whose memory Hereafter more . Bring me into your city , And I will use the olive with my sword ; Make war breed peace ; make peace stint war ; make each Prescribe to other as each other's leech . Let our drums strike .